Suggested Gundam Wing Excuses

This is a list of excuses a Gundam Wing character, or fanatic might use.

I found this list (normal, not GW) in my closet one day and thought it would be hilarious if converted to Gundam Wing, so here it is. It was marked anonymous, so the silver text is by it's original author. The stuff in color was either changed or added by us. It's, of course, copyrighted etc. by its respected owner/owners.

  • I have an intense desire to fall on my head . . .
  • I want to spend more quality time with my Gundam.
  • The man on the television told me to stay tuned.
  • It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful Pilots.
  • I'm building a Leo from a kit.
  • I did my own thing and now I have to undo it.
  • I'm attending the opening of my hanger door.
  • I'm converting my calendar from AD to AC.
  • I've come down with a really bad case of something or other.
  • My plot to take over the World Sphere Alliance is thickening.
  • I have to fulfill my potential.
  • It's too close to the turn of the century.
  • I have some real hard Japanese words to look up in the dictionary.
  • I changed the lock on my mobile suit and now I can't get out.
  • I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
  • I promised to help a friend fold colony maps.
  • I'm trying to be less popular.
  • I have to study for a blood test.
  • I have to rotate my salvage hulls.
  • I prefer to remain an enigma.
  • I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  • I have to carry out a worldwide coup d'etat.
  • I'm constructing a life-sized statue of Duo.
  • I have to buy more hair gel.
  • I have to put more Miracle Grow on my eyebrows.
  • I'm joining the circus.
  • I have a colony to save.
  • My other personality has an appointment.
  • I have to become the God of Death once again.
  • I have to carry out a series of terrorist attacks against the militaristic government.
  • I'm doing an extensive study on exactly where Heero keeps his gun.
  • I have to tell someone I'm going to kill them, then not do it.
  • I'm dyeing everything in my wardrobe black.
  • Omea o korosu.
  • I have to braid Duo's hair.

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