Everything I Know in Life I Learned from Gundam Wing

~ Hope never dies...and neither does Zechs.

~ Every great politician is an actor.

~ If it looks like a traitor, sounds like a traitor, acts like a traitor, then it's probably Trowa in disguise.

~ Go as the Great Destroyer if you have to, but do what you think is right.

~ You can (*almost*) never shoot your best friend or the girl you love.

~ Sometimes the last one to forgive us is ourselves.

~ A split personality isn't necessarily a bad thing.

~ A hard shell can hide a kind heart.

~ Don't believe everything people tell you, especially when you're twelve.

~ Ugly mad scientists are like bad pennies - they just keep turning up.

~ Self-detonating hurts!

~ Sisters make good allies...especially when you're suffering from amnesia.

~ Clowns are very, very scary

~ Whatever you do, make it the performance of a life time.

~ The quiet ones are usually the deadliest.

~ Everyone has their fifteen minutes as Queen of the World...then Treize shows up.

~ If all else fails, call in the Magnacs!

~ Kill a million strangers and it's meaningless. Kill a little girl and her dog and you're scarred for life.

~ Never bring a strange gundam pilot to you're hideout if his gundam is broken. (*cough* Heero *cough*)

~ Silent clowns are not only scary, they're dangerous.

~ The quiet ones always do things the flashiest ways. (Ask Duo, he knows!)

~ Peace CAN be achieved by fighting - it's just the longer way to get it.

~ When one pilot self-destructs, all the others follow - unless they're honor-bound Chinamen who think their dead wives' spirits are in their gundam.

BY: Merc

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