Things You'll Never Hear the Gundam Characters Say

A self-explanatory list submitted by Sari Sami. Feel free to send any ideas you have.

~ Heero: "Guys, I’m bored, let's go for a hike."

~ Duo: "No Trowa, I won't get mad at you just cuz you blew up Deathscythe. Anyway, I can get myself a new one."

~ Trowa: "Maybe I'll comb my hair backward for a change."

~ Quatre: "I wanna kill somebody."

~ Wufei: "I’m tired of fighting, can’t we have a break?"

~ Relena: "Heero, you don't have to worry about me, I can take care of myself."

~ Noin: "Zechs is such a geek."

~ Duo: "I want to paint Deathscythe hot pink."

~ Trowa: "I'm going to become a stand-up comedian."

~ Quatre: "You guys all suck. I'm branching out on my own."

~ Quatre: "Fuck! What the fucking fuck . . . You fucks, what the fuck did you fucking . . . Fuck, you fucking fucks, FUCK!!"

~ Heero: singing "I'm a little teapot . . ."

~ Treize: "Politics are so boring."

~ Lady Une: "I used to have split personalities, but we're all better now."
By Katara

~ Heero: "I have always wanted to be a male cheerleader."

~ Dorothy: "I think I'll pluck my brows."

~ Relena: "I hate you Heero, just leave me alone."
By Renee

~ Dorothy: "You say you want to make me queen of the world. Well no thanks I dont need that much power."
By Alyssa

~ Wufei: "Sorry."

~ Duo: "You know, I think that my hair is just a bit too long. I think I'll shave my head."

~ Heero: "Oh, look!! Pink grips that are interchangable for my gun! I've always wanted to have a gun that would match that Barbie car!"

~ Zechs: "I hate challenges."

~ Relena: "Pink is such a horrible color."
By Ryoko Yuy

BY: Sari Sami

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