Gundam Wing Pick Up Lines
The product of a really late night and a bored Webmistress sitting in English class a couple months later . . .
- Any Pilot: "Want to see my Hanger?"
- Heero: "My name's Heero. And I can be your Hero."
- Heero: "Wanna make a Heero sandwich?"
- Duo: "You think my braid's long?"
- Trowa: "I'm real flexible."
- Quatre: "It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it."
- Wufei: "I'll show you the meaning of strength."
- Zechs: "I'll show you why they call me the Lightening Baron."
- Treize: "I wanna be a Loser, so I'll always let you win."
- to Relena: "Omae o korosu." (Don't tell me you weren't thinking this.)
- Noin: "I've taught many men how to handle their machines."
- Dorothy: "What did you think the eyebrows were for?"
- Sally: "I'll strap you to a table and examine you."
Katara
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