Picture Quotes

These are random Gundam Wing pictures that inspired some fun quotes. Basically it's putting words in the people who are in the picture's mouths. Or, to be more accurate, putting thoughts into the people who are in the picture's heads. (Did any of that make any sense at all?)

Now we didn't come up with this idea. I found it on some webpage and thought "What a good idea!!" and applied it to some of my images. These quote things ARE mine, though. I would put a link to the page I found the originals on, but I can't remember what its URL is. If I find it I will. Now on to the pictures!

Quatre ~ "What IS Wufei doing!?"
Trowa ~ thinking "How do I load this thing? Heavyarms was so much simpler."
Wufei ~ "Shooting those ducky targets is not justice. Hey I wonder what it looks like staring down the gun barrel when I pull the trigger...?"
Duo ~ "Yeah! Didya see that great shot, Heero!?"
Heero ~ thinking "There's Relena...Must...shoot...her..."
By: Deathscythe_98

Wufei ~ "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
Quatre ~ "No! Not at all! They look great!"
Duo ~ "Ha! And then I said to him - hey, you listenin' Heero?"
Heero ~ thinking "Why is Trowa's unibang glowing?"
Trowa ~ in awe "...It's a fairy!"
By: Sabrina

Wufei ~ "Yeah, I'll bet all the chicks want me."
Trowa ~ "Man, Wufei's got B.O."
Quatre ~ "Hmm, let's see...the amount of Trowa's hair gel, times the mass of his hair, minus the bouyancy of it...hmm...this math assignment is quite difficult."
Heero ~ "I must fulfill my mission and complete the assignment...but...can't...must...kill...DUO!!!"
Duo ~ "HEE HEE...I wonder how many more bugs I can find...HEE...HEE..."
By: Lauren

Duo ~ "Wait, what time--"
Heero ~ "Duo, if you ask me what time we're going to see Rush Hour again, I'm going to shoot you and take Relena instead."
Relena ~ "Ask him! Ask him!"
Quatre ~ (plays dramatic soap opera music) "Will Duo ask? Will Heero shoot him? Who will see Rush Hour??? Find out next time on---"
Trowa ~ (like Jack) "I'm king of the world!!!!"
Wufei ~ "Captain, captain! The ship's sinking!"
Noin ~ ".......Come over here, Miss Relena....AWAY from those two!"
By: Sabrina

"Wait a minute, I thought this was an NRA meeting!"
By: Jorge

"Where's my tip?"
By: Jorge

Wufei ~ "Ooh, hot babes are looking at me!"
Duo ~ "Huh? What the heck am I doin' in this lousy uniform? How the hell did I get in it anyhow?! Err!!!!"
Heero ~ mumbling "Hey, Duo! Get off of my damn hand!" tries to get it out "Duo!!!!!"
Trowa ~ looks at camera "Hmmm, interesting."
Quatre ~ leans over to Trowa "Hey, Trowa? Is my hair okay?"
By: Mary

Heero ~ "Must . . . kill . . . self . . ."
Wufei ~ "Grr, Heero's stepping on my foot!!"
Duo ~ "Oh God Heero, not again!"
Trowa ~ "Weeeeeeeee . . ."
Quatre ~ "Hey! Give that back! That's my detonation device!"

Wufei ~ "Why didn't I get a stool?"
Duo ~ "I'm too sexy for my shirt . . ."
Heero ~ "I'm conspicuous. This white shirt makes me conspicuous . . ."
Trowa ~ "My profile's soo nice, but . . . why is Quatre leaning on me . . .?"
Quatre ~ "Am . . . slipping . . . but . . . can't . . . move . . . photographer . . . taking . . . picture . . ."

Wufei ~ "Damn, that IS a lot of gel."
Quatre ~ singing "Nice guys finish last. You're running out of gas. Your sympathy will get you left behind. Sometimes you're at your best, when you're at your worst. Do you feel washed up like piss going the drain? Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane. I'm so fucking happy I could cry. Every joke can have its truth but now the joke's on you. I never knew you're such a funny guy. Oh nice guys finish last, when you are the outcast. Don't pat yourself on the back, you might break your spine . . ."
Trowa ~ "Now which wire was it? One makes it self-destruct, the other reroutes the circuits. Green or blue, green or blue . . ."
Heero ~ "How much longer is this going to take? That spandex sale at Merveyn's won't last forever."
Duo ~ "Seventy-seven bottles of beer on the wall . . ."

Quatre ~ "Ugh, I knew I should have brought two cakes."
Duo ~ "I want sugar, I WANT SUGAR!"
Heero ~ "My mission is protect the cake at all costs!"
Trowa ~ "Mmmm, frosting . . ."
Wufei ~ "That cake is strong. I can fight it!"

Heero ~ "And butterflies are free to fly away, high away, bye-bye."
Trowa ~ "Why are my pants so short?"
Duo ~ "Oh my God my waffles!!! Oh the humanity!!!"

Heero ~ "Why does the wall behind us say 'Destroy Everything'? Is Dr. J. sending me a message? Roger that mission."
Duo ~ "Man these pants make my ass look hot."

Quatre ~ "Grrr, grrr . . ."
Heero ~ "Grrr, omae o korosu!"

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