Things People Say While Watching GW for the First Time

This is a list of random things people would or have said while watching Gundam Wing for the first time. That doesn't mean they started on episode one, since niether of us did. 38 or 39 for me. Episode 11. Also, as we progressed, many of the lines turned into things anyone would say whatever time they're watching it. If you have any suggestions, send them in! (Quick note: the silver ones are by both of us.)

~ Why are all those chicks dressed up like guys? Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me!

~ And why are all their voices so deep? Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me!

~ So which one is the bad guy again?

~ What the hell does After Colony 195 mean?

~ What was that guy's name? The one with the weird hairdo?

~ No not that one, the one with the hand on his head? (Angel thought Trowa's hair looked like a hand on his head the first time she saw him. yeah, I don't get it either. Hey! I'm smart! Sure Angel. ~ Angel gives Katara an evil glare and smacks her over the head. ~ OW!! Serves you right . . .)

~ What is with all the freaky hairdos?

~ What's that Wolfie guy's problem?

~ Why are they talking to those big machines?

~ If there's an Oz, where's Dorothy and the wizard? And aren't there supposed to be Munchkins somewhere too?

~ Oh my God! What's with their eyebrows?

~ Ah . . . there's Dorothy, but I still don't see a wizard. And I want some damn Munchkins.

~ What are those big machiny thinga mabobbers called again?

~ Can't that Relena chick stop yelling Heero's name?

~ Does she have a death wish or something?

~ Do they all have a death wish or something?

~ Oh . . . Well I guess that answers that question. (Episode 10)

~ Ha ha! I'm finally getting some of the names and I've only seen the show six times!

~ Once again, tell me why the happiest person on this show is called the God of Death.

~ Aren't clowns supposed to be happy?

~ That one's the Deathsword right? Ow! Ow! Stop hitting me!

~ Why doesn't someone shot that stupid Relena girl? Oh he might! Damn it.

~ Why does he want to be a loser? (Episode 25)

~ Why does he want Heero to be a loser? And why does Heero agree? (Episode 34)

~ So whose side are they on?

~ Are there even sides?

~ Aren't they supposed to be fighting for the colonies?

~ Oh God, make him stop laughing! What's wrong with him?

~ Why is she ruling the world?

~ I thought she was a pacifist.

~ How the hell did she miss? She's standing like two feet away! (Episode 11)

~ How the hell did HE miss? He's a bloody soldier! (Episode 11)

~ Why does Sally keep saying she knows Heero? She only had him strapped to a table. And he was passed out to boot.

~ Why can these people only answer questions with questions?

~ How can he see that? His hair is in the way.

~ How much gel does he use?

~ Why does Zechs look like a fruit-loop as a kid?

~ Isn't he supposed to have a mask?

~ Who's Romerfeller?

~ Why did they name an Arabian guy after a French number?

~ Why do they have an Arabian that looks nothing like an Arabian?

~ So, why didn't Heero shoot Relena?

~ What's with the Western shirt?

~ Why is an Italian chick talking like she's from the Midwest?

~ If I was a world leader, I wouldn't let some upstart twit take over my country just because she wants to play dictator.

~ What's that guy's skull made of?

~ Ah! Kill it! Kill it! What's wrong with those horses/dogs?

~ Umm . . . what's wrong with us?

~ So, why are you making me watch this again? Ow! Stop hitting me!

~ Why does she think he's a prince?

~ Is Duo applying for the ministry?

~ Wow! Old people! There are old people in this cartoon!

~ Who's that old guy and why does it sound like he's on crack?

~ What are those goggles supposed to do anyway?

~ How can Relena hear him? How can he hear her?

~ Is pondering all she does?

~ Why is she complaining about her dad not thinking she's important? He just told those people he had to plan her party.

~ Why does she keep talking after she's turned off the com-link? (Episode 10)

~ How did Noventa know that Heero was a young man.

~ Why are all the Gundam Pilots three feet shorter that everyone else?

~ Why did he try to blow himself up? (Episode 10)

~ What was he trying to do and why didn't it work? (Episode 1, when Heero blew something up on his suit before stealing the ambulance)

~ Why did Relena want to investigate the dead body? Did she want to poke it or something? (Episode 1, "Is it evil?" "It smells evil." "Should we get daddy?" "No. Let's poke it some more.")

~ Why do all the screens and TV's have shitty reception?

~ Why does she shove Septum out of the plane and shoot him too? Can we say overkill?

~ Is that flimsy net supposed to be hiding that huge Shenlong with a few bushes?

~ Why do all the doctors have so many missing parts?

~ Why does that Cat guy wear pink shirts?

~ Umm . . . could their pants get any tighter? Please?

~ Can I have a gun?

~ Can I have a Gundam?

~ Can I have a Gundam Pilot?

~ Could somebody slap Wufei? A "weak" woman would work.

~ Pagan should crash that pink horror of a car and run while he still can.

~ Hey do the Shriners have little cars they ride around in? Or would that be Trowa?

~ Okay. So there's an Alliance, Oz, Whitefang, the Romerfeller Foundation, and the Treize Faction? How many sides are there? *sweatdrop* And I was just starting to understand. Yes I was!

~ Oh!:( Why did Zechs and Treize have to die? They didn't have to die! Why wasn't it Relena?

~ Okay, I'm sorry, but you can't drop out of a fifty story building, not pull the parachute till the last second, and still survive. But, then again, it is Heero . . . (Thanks to Whitney for the correction on here)

~ I think this show is a conspiracy to confuse me.

~ Okay, Trowa was floating around in space, then all of a sudden he ends up on a colony?

~ Why is it that an Episode will be named after a person or thing, but that person or thing will make a three minute appearance and then disappear for the rest of the show? (Ex: Catherine's Tears/Episode 13)

~ Do they enjoy talking to themselves? Why not? I do.

~ What's a Gundam?

~ Whohoo! They Barbie-car died! Yippee! (Episode 33)

~ So, is he a skitso too, or does he just like randomly switching personas? (Zechs or Milliardo or Zechs or . . . Whatever!)

~ Wow! His chin moved when he talked!

~ Why does that computer have Wufei's voice?

~ Okay, they met in Episode two, but Duo didn't know Heero's name until Episode 8. What's up with that?

~ Hey! How'd he get a walkie-talkie that's connected to Quatre? (Episode 8)

~ Why does everything sound "interesting" to that guy?

~ Okay, so Heero can read lips. How does that help if he's not even looking at Duo's face? (Episode 3)

~ Whoa...that guy has a lemon attached to his head.... (Quatre)

~ Did Quatre just call Wufei Blue-Thing?!

~ Wait, who's killing who here?

~ Why is Heero lying FACE DOWN in the water?! Wont he drown?! And Duo and Relena are just gonna stand there?!

~ Now, Who's Milliardo? But i thought that was Zechs! Then who's Zechs? But you just said that was Milliardo!

~ Did he just call him "Sex Monkey"!? (in referance to Zechs Merquise)

~ Why do they keep calling those big robots "Dumbguns"?

~ Girls in this anime are so strange, they are either screaming machines or killing machines.

~ THIS guy is ARABIAN??? No way, NO WAY!!(ahm...I'm Arabian, too)

~ Whoa . . . his hair is like a slide!(sorry Trowa)

~ How come he is only 15, and his voice is 25 or something?

~ Wow!! Where can I get myself a hairdo like this?

~ What's happening to him? He's laughing like a devil!!..STOP IT!!

~ I thought Oz were the bad guys, so why are they being nice to the people in space? Oh wait they're not. Now they are again. Doesn't that Lady Une know which side she's on?!

~ That Relena's a lucky bitch; she gets to leave school to chase after a guy who says he's going to kill her.

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