Here's a wacked-out shampoo commercial courtesy of Ashley.
Here's a wacked-out shampoo commercial courtesy of Ashley.
^White screen comes on as Heero in black suit steps into middle, holding a shampoo bottle.^
"Today I bring you THIS and what THIS is, is a MIRACLE shampoo. THIS has worked MIRACLES on-" Pauses, "Get your hands off of the cue-card you MORON!! Huh? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!?!" *Throws shampoo at head*
^pounces^
"Do YOU believe in MIRACLES?!? HUH??" Yells Heero as Quatre struggled to get him off.
"When do we come on?" Asks Duo, stepping out with his hair down in a towel and tilting his head.
"Get into the fake shower." Points Quatre, still struggling with Heero.
"We aren't coming out, this is NOT justice." Comes a voice from the back. *Quatre stands*
"Wufei! I need your help! My colony thinks I'm not doing anything to help society!" Moans Quatre.
"And HOW does a shampoo commercial tie into that?!?" Shouts Wufei.
"Just-just-just"
"NO!! IT IS NOT JUSTICE!!"
"-Help me!"
*Wufei and Trowa step out in towels with their hair down. Trowa's is lop-sided*
^Quatre smiles^ "Yay! Now everyone into your fake showers!!"
^They wander off but Wufei goes to the middle one where Duo went.
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yells Duo, running out with half a towel on.
"That was my shower!!" Screamed Wufei. Duo runs past them, a blur of towel and hair.
Heero is now under control as he takes back his shampoo.
"Okay...Duo! Get out here...We're gonna start!!" Called Quatre. Duos sheepishly made his way into the far shower.
Heero walked back in front of the showers.
"Today I bring you THIS and what THIS is, is a MIRACLE shampoo. THIS has worked MIRACLES on thousands of people."
*"Ooh" Emerges from behind him.*
He steps back.
*All of the pilots pop out of the shower with sudded hair, singing* "La la la" *They go back in all at the same time*
"Do YOU believe in miracles?" Says Heero, forcing a smile.
"I do!" Sang Quatre. Heero's eye twitched as he held his smile.
*La la la*
^Heero sings^ "Do you believe in miracles?! Falalalala! Inflatable carrots, that know no flaw!!^
*whoa whoa whoa whoa*
^Just like Al, they have no hair!! But that is just okay when you're a chair! OOHHH!!^
*WE believe in MIIIIRACLE....
shampoo.
It's for you!!!* ~Wink~
BY: Ashley