Really Really Old Stories

7/20/01

What up peeps. I'm back from Ireland after two weeks and it wasn't my best time. First of all, its never dark. Seriously. The sun set fully at like midnight, thenwas rising again at like 4am...what the hell....Turned in my application to work at Hanaford, they probly won't want to hire me cause i'm a haisha.....(haisha=japanese 4 loser)....

My page has pretty much reached its highest form.... I added music to all the pages....and yes, I stole the chrono cross opening from J-Dawgs page while he wasn't looking...Sorry Jesse :p.......

I have been informed that the l33t suck major portions of hairy dog ass.....so i've changed the name to the unl33t and i'm not making a new one until i get my hand on a scanner, so i can scan i the original drawings, which were alot better than that crap from paint shop.....

Bottom Line-LenKu=unemployed haisha, The l33t=unl33t, and ireland= 0 darkness.....Also Mike is still dense.

6/28/01

Hello everyone....I'm back again...the reason I haven't written in so long isn't nesacarially because Mike has had a smart streak, I've had a lazy streak.... Today was our big trip to NYC, most of K-TV went...We went to ESPN Sportscenter and Ian stole mikes bag...he got confused. We were there the entire day and it was allright...any way, our train gets home like an hour and a half late...some how mike got lost at the train station...we finally get back to the bus turn around and I find out that I have to get a ride home from Mike's mom...So i get in the car, we're going to my house and Mike's mom is like you shoulda called...blah blah blah..then she like smacks mike up side the head(not hard)...but then she tries to smack me! I just said access denied.....

Bottom Line-Mikes inteligence is inherited from his mother's side....

5/22/01

Mike ate lunch with everyone today. Ian gave mike another apology, this one involving Ian kicking mike in the back of the ankle. Mike is a glutton for punishment, or he has a really short memory span, like a goldfish or something.

Bottom Line-Mike is a dumbass.

5/21/01

Ian has been informed by a still pissed off mike that he no longer plans to eat lunch with us anymore for the rest of the year...or until everyone apoligizes. Ian's apology when something like "f*ck you!" Now heres the part i don't get- If mike wanted to punish the guys, wouldn't he eat lunch WITH the guys for the rest of year, continuing his moronic antics...?

Bottom Line-Don't try to understand Mike's logic. You may hurt your brain.

5/16/01

Today, 9th period, me, Jesse, Ian, Mr. Will, CJ roo,Joey J. EB and of course,Mike were all hanging out in the stuidio. I'm sitting there, teaching joey j sound board, while Leisle was teaching cj roo camera. Jesse turned on toaster, and was watching mike on the desk with eb through the closed circut camera system. So i start sending out this music, this really crappy rock music from a cd labeled rock mix 1. I really hope there was only one rock mix like this created cause it sucked ass. Any way, Mike and eb are just sitting there looking extremely goofy, when jesse sends them out over the air. So now like 30 or 40 people who left their tvs on see mike looking really stupid. We're all in the studio, laughing our asses off, but before we knew it, the training session was over. I told mike to stay on the desk, put a mic on and a headset and do a mic check (this involves 2 seconds of counting). So mike is up there, and i keep telling him to count, and joe leaves for like art or something. Next cj roo reappears from no where and is all like "should i put a headset on and do camera?" I tell him to, so mike takes off his headset. Cj is saying all this crazy crap into the headset and we're all laughing at the combination of both mike and '80s rock and roll. Its about a quater to 3 and mike is like "i have to go to tennis". So he tries to remove his mike and begins to feel himself up.(it was pretty hilarious) So he gets off the desk, and i went to the bathroom. When i comes back, hes using the phone. i go into the set and everyone is like "mike's tennis rackets are missing" Mike is talking to his mom on the phone, and we're all looking out the window at two tobins making out. CJ roo appears(again) from behind the set and is like "mike your rackets are back by the snake".(abunch of coiled up wires) he puts the phone down to investigate, and me, ian and jesse go into the control room. Ian puts his head next to the phone on the desk and starts mooing at mikes mom. i pick up the phone and rub it on my ass and put it down. Jesse and ian are dieing, as we walk in to the other room shamelessly giving each other high fives. Me and Jesse head behind the set and mike starts cursing at us, claiming that i stole his racket. I was just like-"you saw me the entire time. i never even f*%#ing left." Later, i'm sitting on the desk and mike is changing behind the set. Ian is pretending to peek thought the hole in the set, saying "i can see you...", Which just got mike more mad. Mike hasn't spoken to any of us since...

Bottom line-If your speaking with your mom on the phone with a bunch of crazy bastards around, don't leave the phone unattended...or you'll regret it.

Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

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