Gather round children, your about to hear a tail that is so insanly stupid, not even I can believe I did it.

It all starts at your local hanaford. Me and Joe discover that they sell 12 boxes of 6 sparklers for 3 bucks. Not a bad deal, right?

Well, every thing was fine until some super genious decided to lite 6 and hold them all in one hand...at the same time. Who was this ad wizard, you ask? None other than your local kami de hi of course! At any rate of speed, there was a large HOT ball of flames moving toward me. At this point I kinda thought, Hey, maybe this wasn't such a grand idea, At which point I proceeded to throw the sparklers to the ground to prevent the loss of my own life. Oh, but wait, it gets better. We then said to our selves, how great would it be if we put some of these sparklers in a can and then lit them on fire? And so began fire can #1. Like 6 sparklers and fire later, theres fire coming from the side and top of the can. Then (best part) the can turns red and colapses into itself while still flaming, creating a smalling flaming peice of metal. To say the least, fire cans 2 thru 4 were quite tame compared to #5, although #2 did shot out a ball of flames that almost hit me(luckly, I did not flinch and was unscaved thanks to the thunder cats t-shirt i was wearing.) Any way, it was time for the grand finale', fire can #5, later to be called "what happens when you put 36 normal sparklers, 15 illegal mexican sparklers(you can weld with those mother fuckers) and approximatly one mighty fuck load of mexican fire snakes all in one can?" fire can.

Well, heres what happened:

Upon lighting this powder jeg of sparklers- there came a noise. A noise that when heard can cause a grown man to weep in fear. All the oxegen in the surrounding 2 foot area was sucked into the can, creating a vaccum, that sounded, for lack of a better term, like a mother fucking jet engine powering up for take off. At that very moment, the entire can turned a bright red, and, well, the only accurate way to describe this was that fire burst throught the can from all ways. In other words, it was like the can sointaneously combusted. And it was the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life...and I've seen alot of pr0n...(^_^)

Like I said, reproduce at your own risk. If you decide to recreate this and post it on something give me credit or I will capture you and hunt you for sport...like in that movie...(^_^)