| Quatre: Wing, why do you torture me in every one of your fics?
Wing: Not every one…there’s “Duo Maxwell Never Lies” and…um…oh! “Short & Sweet” and what about “The Shortest ‘I Never’ Game in History”? Quatre: *snorts* Duo made us play ‘Seven Minutes In Heaven’ in the last one. I got stuck with Wufei and he kept ranting about the injustice of it all for over an hour! Wing: …isn’t it supposed to be seven minutes? Quatre: *sighs* Remember what pilot we’re talking about. Wing: Right…that was Duo’s fault! I gave you “Short & Sweet” didn’t I? Quatre: *rolls eyes* Yeah! After “Bloody Rose” ! What the hell was THAT fic about anyway? Wing: Umm…Treize’s mental stability while he thinks about his unsettling past? Quatre: Should be mental Instability. Wing: Okay, okay! But I LIKE torturing you! I can’t HELP it! I haven’t made you pregnant- Quatre: I’m still waiting for that one… Wing: *growls* And what about being paired with Dorothy? Quatre: She isn’t so bad. Wing: Okay then, Relena. Quatre: Duo would argue but she’s not bad either. Wing: Fine! A threesome with Rashid and Dr. J! I’ll do it too! Quatre: *turns green* I believe you! Please don’t, I’d rather die again. Wing: It’ll probably happen. *sighs* Alright, I’ll make you a deal. For every fic I torture you or one of the other pilots in I’ll write a fic that can be sappy, a lemon or something good of anyone’s choice. Quatre: *Blinks* You’re letting someone else choose? *Wing nods* Even the pairings? Wing: *tries not to shutter* Um…yeah…but I’ve never written a het fic before… Quatre: You could only try. *thinks about it* It’s a deal! *Shakes hands* Wing: *to herself* What have I gotten myself into? ~Owari~ |
