The first and last words out of your mouth should be Sir, do you get me? ^

*Lost puts on her best DI hat and calls the Newbies to attention*: Attention! Well, if you aren't the sorry-est bunch on Newbies that have ever come across my website, or I don't know what SOS is!

*Corporal says nervously to Lost*: Uhmm, Sir, we don't usually harass the newbies this way anymore. It is considered barbaric! She didn't mean that, I'm sure your very nice newbies!

*Lost looks at the Corporal and feels like ringing his neck*: What is this? A kinder and gentler Newbie Boot Camp?

*Lost smiles at the Newbies*: Well, not here it isn't! You understand me Corporal! Ill have you busted back down to private so fast your head will be spinning. We're going to watch all 49 episodes and the OVA with out a potty break and eat pocky until we burst! And if that isn't enough for you Newbies we are going to surf the net looking for good sites and message broads to post our unfounded opinions! And when that is all done with someone is going to clean my bathroom with their toothbrush!

*Corporal*: Isn't that a bit much Sir, I mean, they are just newbies after all. You can't except them to take that kind of punishment so soon!

*Lost*: Corporal, if you open your mouth again, my foot will be up your @$$ so fast that my shoelaces will be coming out your mouth. You might think they can't handle it, but if they want to make it in the wild and tough world of GundamW Fandom, they need to be tough! They need to be strong! And they need to be able to eat their weight in pocky!

*Lost*: That it Corporal! You are peeling potatoes until you retire! You hear me! This isn't some board cast network show Corporal! These are newbies and if we don't train them correctly how will they make it in the world of Anime! Now Newbies, there is a world of Anime out there for you to explore! Its hard work. Your family won't understand what your doing. Your friends won't understand what your doing and as you surf the web you will stumble on to many sites that either aren't kept up or don't have the information you're looking for. Be strong, eat pocky and corrupt your friends! We shall be victorious! *Lost goes about waving her victory flag*

Your first assignment: Watch every episode you can and then talk to you friends none stop about it until then avoid you. ^_^ Now, go out there and make me proud!