tataragami00 (1:13:11 AM): konnichiwa! ^_^
duodoll (1:13:17 AM): hey you
TheLostGundam (1:13:39 AM): the rules are simply, one of us starts a story, and then hands it off to some one
TheLostGundam (1:13:43 AM): hehe
tataragami00 (1:13:47 AM): heh
TheLostGundam (1:14:01 AM): sound good?
duodoll (1:14:02 AM): we're only doing this because i broke the internet
tataragami00 (1:14:14 AM): yep. who gets to start?
TheLostGundam (1:14:16 AM): and what did that teach you?
tataragami00 (1:14:19 AM): huh? broke it?
duodoll (1:14:30 AM): i cant go anywhere. nothing loads up
TheLostGundam (1:14:37 AM): i can, if no one has any ideas
duodoll (1:14:55 AM): it taught me never to be bitchy to myself again, because bad things happen to bad people *angelic little-girl voice*
TheLostGundam (1:15:01 AM): that's okay, if she broke the internet, i broke massarce's board
tataragami00 (1:15:08 AM): hehe
tataragami00 (1:15:15 AM): and how did you manage to do that?
TheLostGundam (1:15:24 AM): it still says i'm banned!
TheLostGundam (1:15:29 AM): i didn't DO anything
tataragami00 (1:15:49 AM): ooohh.. hmm...
TheLostGundam (1:16:45 AM): okay, i'll start
duodoll (1:17:00 AM): k
tataragami00 (1:17:04 AM): arrighty
TheLostGundam (1:17:39 AM): Once upon a time (you had to know I was going with this one) there was an old bitter elf named quick silver. . .
tataragami00 (1:18:33 AM): he was puttering around in his kitchen one day, brewing up who cares to know what, when a loud banging on his door sent him grumbling to see who it could possibly be.
duodoll (1:18:58 AM): 'hi, sir, my name is daisy,' a little girl said. 'wopuld you like to buy some sailor scout cookies?'
TheLostGundam (1:19:40 AM): he promtly slam the door in the little girl's face, what he didn't know what she . . .
tataragami00 (1:20:42 AM): .. really didn't like slinters in her nose. she stepped back. " this calls for reinforcements. sailor scouts, i need you over here, pronto! we've got a stubborn one!"
duodoll (1:21:08 AM): all the sailor scouts leaped out and performed their standard transformation sequence
TheLostGundam (1:22:25 AM): quick silver did hear any of this, he was listening to bjork WAY too loud and singing badly. He didn't even notice the sailor scouts climb through the window into his house.
tataragami00 (1:24:07 AM): sailor daisy: "i am the champion of sweet little girls and all this abominably cute, sailor daisy! in the name of the flowers, i shall punish you for not purchasing our fine wares!"
duodoll (1:25:07 AM): sailor mary sue: 'i am sailor mary sue, the champion of horrid self-insertion fics! in the name of rabid fangirls, i will punish you!'
TheLostGundam (1:26:06 AM): quick silver squirted the milk he was drinking through his noise and start to laugh so hard he broke his funny bone.
tataragami00 (1:28:14 AM): sailor sugar: hey! what do you think you'r elaughing at, bigbottom? i am sailor sugar, guardian of hyperness and boundless energy that gets annoying way to fast for its own good! you will be punished on behalf of glucose for your defilement of our cookies!!
duodoll (1:30:18 AM): sailor pink: i am sailor pink, protector of hearts and strwaberry lipgloss and everything else little girls love! in the name of our pink frosted cookies, i will punish you!
TheLostGundam (1:32:01 AM): sailor bipolar: I am sailor bipolar, protector of wild mood swings and and irratic behavior. in the name of mood altering medication, I will punish you.
tataragami00 (1:34:54 AM): quick silver: *wipes the rest of the milk off his mustache* so you shall all punish me, eh? *chuckle chuckle* well, ladies. that would certianly be fun, but i have business to attend to. *he suddenly whips off the old rags to reveal a dark knight outfit, all but the boots. he stilll has hairy feet sticking out from under his leggings-slacks.*
TheLostGundam (1:36:08 AM): ---eww!!!
tataragami00 (1:36:29 AM): (lol!)
TheLostGundam (1:36:51 AM): --hairy feet!! nastier that normal feet!! ick!
duodoll (1:37:59 AM): sailor bipolar: not so fast, dark and gloomy! *holds out her magic wand* prozac swirl attack!! little green and yellow pills fly from the top of her wand and bombard the black-clad knight
TheLostGundam (1:38:36 AM): --going to pee my pants!! hahahahahehehehahahahehehe!!
duodoll (1:38:56 AM): hehe...i'm that good?
TheLostGundam (1:39:05 AM): --yes
duodoll (1:39:10 AM): thanks!!
tataragami00 (1:39:28 AM): --heh heh heh...
TheLostGundam (1:40:58 AM): quick silver recovers badly and throws back in mistake 'evil fiber drink to stay regular' spell for old folk, meaning to cast 'boyfriend just broke up with you' spell for teeny bopper