The letters are in this color and the answers are in yellow. Mostly it's just the pilots that answer but I put in comments too sometimes. Have fun ^_^

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It's 11 PM A Dark Alley, Releena is on the trail of stalking heero..."Where the hell did he go to?"Says the disgruntled releena. behind her a garbage can falls over. releena whips around, startled. No one there.. Someone taps her shoulder. "YEEEAAAA!" releena screams, turning around. Standing There is a tall dark figure covered head to toe in black witha long black cape. "Iv'e been hired to take care of you releena. You will bother heero yuy no more. reaching behind him, the man draws a sword. "You will Now pay For what youve done!! the man yells Releena just barly dodges the sword but still being wounded on the shoulder. releena turns to run. "Your Soul is mine!" the man yells. realizing releena is too quick for his heavy sword, the man removes a sawed-off double barelled, twelve guage. "I'm gonna fill you up with so much lead, you be better as a pencil instead." BLAM BLAM BLAM! Releena looks down at the hudge gaping hole in her chest, blood covering everything in the ally. She falls to the ground, lifeless. her cold eyes staring at the boots of the man. "The Name's Stroup, Andrew Stroup." Andrew fades away into the darkness, as his last statement escapes his lips. "Now Where Does Quatre Live?"
Cool story huh Guys? Yep, it's me Andrew Agian. You are probably tired of hearing from me by now. But Other Then my Presidental work, i gotta do something... _later Guys_

Miake: I LOVE IT! BEAUTIFUL STORY!
Heero: What she said.
Quatre: It's so sad *takes out a tissue*
Trowa: Not it's not.
Wufei: FINALLY! Someone shoots her since Heero couldn't do the job.
Heero: I could have.
Wufei: Prove it and shoot Quatre.
Miake: Um, not to spoil the party but can you please not kill Quatre in the middle of MY HOUSE! I don't want blood stains on the carpet.
Heero: So we can kill him outside?
Miake: Sure!
Quatre: I don't really think that's a good idea.
Duo: I think it is.
Quatre: I'm dead.
Miake: He's excepted his fate.
Wufei: He's pathetic.




Dear Pilots,
I probably Write to this site too much, but where the hell else can i write to you guys huh? Ive been tyring to get my company to start building gundams but my workers are so incompitant! I feel I have an opening for you guys at Shadowclaw Headquatrters (EXCEPT QUATRE! unless i need a toilet scrubber) You guys could help out the engineers design gundams by your exact specifications, until i have some ultimate gundams, What do you guys think of that? Huh? (Job Comes With ferrari and apartment) No i won't use the gundams for global domination, or anything like that......*cough Cough* ahem ,anyway I think you guys will be a perfect Team addition to the Shadowclaw Empire..I mean Company...yes that's what i ment. One last question Out of all the comments sent to each of you, can you evaluate which one is the best, and which pilot is the worst? like a poll or something..I would have a hard time casting my vote... well later guys, _Andrew Stroup, President of ShadowClaw Enterprises_

Heero: I'll take a job. Especially if I get to blow things up.
Quatre: How come I don't get a job?
Miake: You do get a job! *hands Quatre the toilet brush* Here ya go!
Quatre: *cries*
Wufei: Weak idiot.
Trowa: I think a job would be nice. I can't stand the circus anymore...
Duo: The Shinigami is here. And NO LONGER UNEMPLOYED!
Heero: The question is our favorite comments? As in things people have sent to us on the site?
Miake: I think so.
Wufei: Thinking isn't your strong point.
Miake: Shut up.
Heero: I can tell you who the worst pilot is...Quatre.
Duo: Definatly.
Wufei: Quatre.
Trowa: Uh-huh.
Quatre: Wufei!
Wufei: I'LL *BLEEEEEP*IN KILL YOU!
Miake: I believe that is all the time we have for today folks!



Dear Pilots,
Ok, first question guys, why are you so short? I've seen a number of profiles putting you all around 5 foot 1. I'm not a tall guy, only 5'9 and I'm 17. And you Gundam pilots are 15 years old and only 5'1? Thats wierd. Second thing, Heero is the absolute best, he could whip the butt of any other anime character out there. Heero alone could conquer anyone on DBZ, and prolly even take Gene Starwind, and MAYBE even Spike Speigle. Second question, how did Quatre (wuss) manage to build the Wing Zero and NOT REALIZE it had the zero system? I mean what the heck? Is he soo incredible dumb he built the zero system and had no idea what it did? Thatw ould be like the creators of the A-Bomb watching the first field test and saying "Gee guys, i didn't know we were building a BOMB!". Ok, enough ranting and raving. Thanks for your time. Heero is the best, i should hook him up with one of my girlfriends slutty friends.
Colin

Heero: I agree, I am the best Gundam pilot.
Duo: I thought I was.
Heero: Thinking never was your strong point.
Miake: Yea, and Quatre...YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
Quatre: It's not that I didn't KNOW it had the zero system...
Heero: It's that you didn't know it had the zero system. Admit it. You're a useless gundam pilot.
Wufei: I know women that could pilot better than you.
Miake: My homework could pilot better than you Quatre.
Quatre: What does my piloting abilities have to with not knowing about the zero system?
Heero: If you had known something about piloting you might have noticed the zero system.
Trowa: Although how could you NOT notice it.
Quatre: I don't know...*sulks in a corner*
Duo: Moving on. I think the reason why we're all so short is that we drink a lot of coffee. It stunts your growth ya know.
Heero: Wish I had known that sooner.
Miake: I don't care if you're short.
Heero: Hn.
Quatre: I don't drink coffee I drink tea.
Duo: But you're just screwed up.
Quatre: I should never have become a Gundam pilot...
Wufei: First smart thing you've ever said.



Hey Wufie,
I Noticed On The Video Game "Gundam Wing Endless Duel" That your Character is The Easiest to beat, EVEN EASYIER THAN THAT PEACE LOVIN" FREAK QUATRE!!!! I think You Should Sue Bandia For all They Got! We Know Your Better Than Quatre!!! Even Though You Aren't Even Close to being My Favorite Character, I Think This Is A MAJOR crime agianst You!!!! Start Suein' From Your pal At Shadowclaw Enterprises, Presedent, -Andrew Stroup-

Miake: I have the Playstation game Gundam Battle Assult 2 and I noticed the same thing. I actually felt bad for Wufei.
Wufei: IT IS A CRIME. INJUSTICE! MY GUNDAM IS 100 TIMES BETTER THAN QUATRE'S PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A GUNDAM!
Quatre: It's not pathetic.
Miake: Yes it is.
Quatre: I love my Gundam.
Heero: Your Gundam is a hunk of junk.
Quatre: You guys are always being so mean to me.
Wufei: Shut up. Everyone knows that my Gundam is better than your's will ever be. I am going to sue Bandai. POOR NATAKU! Justice will be served.
Trowa: They made my Gundam good.
Duo: Mine too.
Heero: Same here.
Wufei: SHUT UP! I think it's a conspiracy.
Miake: Maybe it was a group of women who programmed the game trying to get revenge for all the "weak onna" comments.
Wufei: I hate my life.
Quatre: You should be happy.
Wufei: And you don't make it any better.



hey gundam pilots! it's me andrew stroup agian, the presedent of shadowclaw enterprises! i feel sorry for not mentioning the other gundam pilots (sticking mostly to duo and heero (cause they're so cool)) But trowa and wufie, you guys are pretty cool too. oh by the way my associat colin said he had mailed you on questions about the epyon system or something, i didn't pay attention, too busy with company matters. well all in all, everyone of you pilots (EXCEPT Quatre (stupid name too)) are awsome! (mostly duo) and that you should all gang up and pound the heck out of quatre and releena! if funding is nessecary my company will definitly contribute! later guys!

Trowa: I agree, we are cool.
Wufei: Uh-huh.
Quatre: Why does everyone hate me?????
Miake: *coughFREAKcough*
Quatre: I'm not a freak if I'm a peaceful person.
Miake: Your associate did write us a letter about the Epyon system.
Heero: It was about the Zero system predicting the future in battle and things like that.
Miake: LET'S POUND RELENA AND QUATRE!
Quatre: Um, I really don't think that's necisary.
Heero: I do. Especially if I get to kill Relena.
Wufei: *starts beating up Quatre*
Duo: I can strangle him with my braid.
Miake: Hair as a lethal weapon...I like it.
Heero: This is the most fun I've had since the last time I tortured Relena.
Trowa: We really are an odd group *throws knife at Relena*



dear duo, you an heero where the only cool gundam pilots out there, you two should have destroyed everyone else and used thier spare gundam parts...why didn't you? oh well i guess everyone can't be as fast thinking as myself but you two make up for it with your superior fighting skills. i guess my last comment to you duo as that my personality is almost exactly like yours and we happen to dress the same, don't forget the haircut, i got it all besides the ponytail!

Sincerly, Andrew Stroup Presedent of the growing Shadowclaw Enterprises. E-mail me at Duo_Dark_Claw@Hotmail.com if you need to learn more about the company (there will be a special section in our upcoming website for all our gundam pilots (except Quatra, I don't like His "All For Peace" Stuff

Heero: Why didn't we destroy all the other Gundam pilots? I could have used their parts?
Duo: Because we're on the same side!
Heero: Hn. If I had taken the dragon fang from Wufei's Gundam--
Wufei: INJUSTICE! No one steals parts from me!
Duo: I think he's trying to make a joke.
Wufei: Well it's not funny.
Miake: Yes but you have the sense of humor of a rock.
Wufei: EXCUSE ME! ONNA!
Quatre: Can't we answer these letters without fighting?
Trowa: Peacefulness isn't helping your popularity much.
Duo: Ok, can you people shut up so we can finish answering the letter. Geez!
Heero: The rest of the letter is about you so we really don't care.
Duo: I hate you.
Heero: I hate you too. Now go die.
Miake: DON'T KILL HIM! Duo fans will hurt me!
Heero: Duo has fans?
Duo: *rolls eyes* That's cool that we have the same personality. And FINALLY someone who likes the ponytail.
Quatre: What's wrong with being peaceful? Shouldn't we all try to be happy.
Heero: Yes, when I shoot people it's me trying to be happy.
Quatre: Not what I meant.



Hi Heero,

This is the only place i could find you! By the way should i wear casul or formal on saterday? Yes Heero is taking me Relina on a date *relina gets shoved off the computer* Sorry bout that she goes over borad somtimes. I really should kill her exspaishaly when shes my next door nabor hey i need one of you guys to get over here and kill her.

Heero, I got some advise STOP KILLING PEOPLE(other than that your perfect cant blame people for loving you).

Hey dous smilling(inside Joke).

Dou, Cut the hair.

Quatre, Put on a a blue bow so everyone will know your a boy.

Trowa, Your just coool but whats your rael name?

Wufie, You suck you dont like wemon wemon are not waek there strong and more nicer then men.

Heero: If Relena were my next door neighbor I'd kill myself. I guess I would like to stop killing people but it's just not working.
Quatre: He needs anger mangement.
Miake: AT least he doesn't need a blue bow to tell that he's a bot like you.
Quatre: You're always so mean to me.
Miake: Isn't it great.
Duo: *smiles* I don't like to cut my hair. But maybe I could get a little trim. A LITTLE trim.
Trowa: My name is Bloom, Triton Bloom *James Bond impersonation*
Wufei: I DON'T SUCK!
Miake: YES YOU DO!
Wufei: Women are weak and there's nothing I can do about it.
Miake: *hurts Wufei* CALL THAT WEAK!



Dear G-Boys,

(Heero)Hi I was wondering if you could tell me why the hell you wont kill wemon i maen that webmistress(No ofense) And relina keep bothing you Tip shoot them.

Hey i am a pathasit but relina could use a shoot to the head.
Hey your my number 2 favortie anime char. My first Is Kenshin Hey he used to come on wright after you then he got canceled ooh well.
I know you know what your real name is theres no fooling me and trowa whats your real name 2. Wofe or how do you spell that you suck!
Quatre your cool. Exsept dont act like a girl!
I some time put on a cape and pertend like i am walking throw the dessert and say i'm coming daer sand rock.
Heero stop killing. And can you only atracct loonatics? One Question are the roomers true? You know you and Dou gey? I have seen the pictures i have to haer it froom you thow.
-Erin

Heero: Well, I haven't killed Relena because she's a designated "good guy" and I'm not alloud to kill good guys. I don't kill Miake because she's not THAT annoying and she does my homework.
Miake: If he wasn't so cute/holding a gun to my head...I would NOT be doing this.
Duo: Why is Heero on everyone's favorites list and I'm not.
Miake: I think becuase the braid is the apocalypse.
Duo: You need help Miake, lots of help.
Miake: I know. I like Kenshin too by the way. He's so cool.
Trowa: My real name is Triton Bloom but I'm not supposed to know about that.
Wufei: I don't suck.
Miake: Yes you do.
Quatre: Why does everyone say I act like a girl?
Duo: Because you're too nice and you wear pink.
Quatre: What's wrong with that?
Duo: Everything.
Heero: I would like to stop killing but due to annoying people like Duo I can't do that.
Duo: ARG, WHY AM I ALWAYS ASKED THIS QUESTION!!! I'm NOT gay.
Miake: So you're not happy?
Duo: You know what I mean.



Dear Heero,
If the Zero system dirrectly interfaces with your mind to allow you to acheive perfect victory or tactical defeat, why can't it be used to essentially predict the future? It would seem that because the system conects dirrectly to the pilots mind you should be able to read different philosophies on war (ex. The Art of War) and reports of enemy troop movements, numbers, terain type, ect. and predict their tactics before the battle even begins. You say you want to able to stop fighting, by using the Zero system to predict enemy strategies you could develop perfect counterattacks and acheive peace though defeating everyone there is to fight. Thanks for your time.

Sincerely-Colin

Miake: That's interesting because I always wondered the same thing.
Heero: I guess the Zero system had never been used quite in that way before. Essentially I think it could work that way. I don't know if it can predict the future though. If it could be used to wipe out entire enemy troops then what would happen if the enemy read our strategy and we read theirs and we both used the Zero system like so. It could result in a stalemate.
Duo: Go Heero. I've never heard him talk that much before.
Heero: Shut up Duo. Anyway though, no one really knows the full potential of the Zero system yet but I think it is possible to predict the future with it.



Yo! Sorry i haven't written in a while!
I'm busy torturing relena... i have captured her! Mwhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Relena: Heero! Help-
Boom!
Yeah! Die!!!
Duo! Are u ever gonna cut your hair?
Quatre, do u like Relena? I hope u don't cause i'm gonna blow her up!!
See ya!
Relena: Nooooo!!! Help!
Boom!
-Ash

Miake: YEA! RELENA TORTURE! I WANNA HELP!
Heero: I'm for Relena torture.
Quatre: I don't like her but I don't think she deserves to be tortured.
Heero: That's because she doesn't stalk you.
Trowa: You know, she screams your name out of windows Heero.
Heero: I know. It's disturbing.
Miake: To think that she's Zechs's sister. Zechs is cool and she's well....not.
Heero: I hate Zechs too.
Miake: At least he doesn't stalk you.
Heero: If he did I would get a restraining order put on him.
Duo: *brings popcorn over to watch Relena torture* Haven't seen something this good since the super bowl.
Miake: And that wasn't even that good...
Heero: *tune to "ding dong the witch is dead" comes to mind*



Dear Wufei
I am one of your admirerers and I realy think you should cut the "weak onna" crap and I have a Gundam named Blak Death and I think you should meet me because I would slap you if you called me weak or onna. I think we should go on a date mabe we will click~.^

Wufei: I don't really want to cut the "weak onna" crap.
Miake: Come on Wufei! This girl likes you. Don't be all evil.
Wufei: That's just how I am.
Quatre: She seems nice Wufei.
Heero: You think everyone is nice, no one can go by what you say.
Wufei: How are all these people getting Gundams...I'm just curious. I thought they weren't making them anyway.
Miake: Because they're special. So are you going to go out with her?
Wufei: Sure. Maybe we will click.
Miake: *faints*
Heero: I think Wufei is trying to be nice.
Miake: It's scary. Duo: Run for your lives.
Wufei: *gives everyone a look* I'm not THAT bad.




~Summoner of Dark Chaos~

Dear Everyone:
Questions:
Heero: Will you do anything if someone told you it was a mission?
Would you like wolf parts, cause you can ask Miake?
Duo: Do you ever stop moving?
Everyone: How would you react if you were turned into a girl?
Thanks! Ja Ne!

From: Roxane Hellion

Heero: I would do almost anything if someone told me it was a mission. The only things I won't do are walk around in public naked, do the macerena, or go out with Relena.
Duo: He gets weirder all the time. HEERO! Why the heck would anyone ever ask you to do the macerena.
Heero: There's some sick people out there. I think having wolf parts would be cool just because it would be. And wolves don't get sued for killing people.
Duo: Stop moving like moving homes or moving like moving around...
Miake: Either one.
Duo: I don't think I move around THAT much. Hmmm, I never noticed before.
Heero: If I turned into a girl I scare Relena.
Duo: If I turned into a girl I'd die.
Trowa: I don't know what I'd do. Probably sit and stare off into space like a always do.
Quatre: That could be interesting.
Wufei: I'd jump off the nearest building.
Miake: I already am a girl...but if I turned into a guy I think I'd go insane...or try to make myself look like Ranma and convince everyone I'm just cosplaying.



Dear Quatra,
I dont care what the other guys say, I think that you're kinda cute.I love your hair, seriosly. Mine was that shade, but it turned brown. What would you guys say if I told you that i had a braid like Duo's Quatra's hair color, Trowa's bangs and eye color,Heero's love for wanting to blow up things (that includes Rayleena! God I wish she would just crawl under a rock and DIE!!! I could kill her for all of you, not to mention me. I am the Angel of Death after all.) Anyways, I can also have Wufei's atitude. I hate weaker people that get in my way! Oh and, Duo you are HOT HOT HOT!!!. Trowa you're hot too, you just cant compete with the God of Death!(smirk)Quatra, You're cute too. You just bairly beat Trowa. By the way, if you guys piss me off by makeing cracks on Quatra, I will get my new Starlight Gundam and blow you all (besides Quatra) into hell! Quatra, just to show how much I actually do like you, would you like to go out sometime? Wufei, if i get one smart coment from you, I swear I'll rip your head off.
(ps, how can you blink with your hair pulled that tight?)
Hokaru Angel of Death
(I am on your side Duo and Trowa so if you guys want to go out with me, i wouldn't mind. Heero you're cute,tell your stalker I said get over it, and Wufei you're allright.Oh, and, I challenge you to a fight.)

Quatre: YEAH! Now no one can make fun of me because she'll blow you up.
Miake: Awwww, spoil my fun. J/k.
Quatre: Why do you want to blow up Relena?
Heero: Because she's smart. Smart people kill Relena.
Wufei: Finally someone else who hates weak people.
Miake: I hate stupid people...does that count?
Wufei: If you hate stupid people, then do you hate yourself?
Miake: HEY...that wasn't cool.
Duo: She thinks I'm hot! YEA!!!
Trowa: She thinks I'm hot too.
Duo: But she likes me better.
Heero: I think we're back in 3rd grade...*restrains self from shooting Duo and Trowa*
Quatre: Actually, I would like to go out sometime. I haven't been on a date for quite a long time.
Wufei: I can blink with my hair pulled back so tight because I just do. I really don't know quite how it works. I'll except your challenge too.




Dear Gundam Pilots, Hahahahahahahahaha!!! I'm sooo mean! Sorry some more.. QUESTIONS~ 1. Duo: why do u have long hair? Sorry, but it's kinda girlish.
2. Trowa: this is a compliment, but... You're as cool as Heero!! i like your Gundam!!!
3. Heero: why do u hate Relena? I want 2 know before u kill her... ( please kill her, i really don't like her...)
See ya! I have an essay to write ( and more people to annoy and torture...hahahahahaha!!!) -Ash( i rule just as much as Trowa and Heero!)

Duo: I've always had long hair. It's kind of a reminder of my past ya know. Also I like it...it's unique.
Miake: My friend thought you were a girl.
Duo: Then your friend is on drugs.
Miake: That wasn't nice.
Duo: I know *gives copyrighted Duo Grin*
Trowa: Thanks, glad you think I'm cool too. I even have a page on this site.
Quatre: I don't have a page.
Miake: You're too nice.
Trowa: I always liked my Gundam too. Miake does too...she's been trying to win it in Gundam Battle Assult 2 for months.
Miake: I can't help that I'm bad at video games.
Heero: Ok, about Relena. Reasons why I hate her, she stalks me, she's annoying and she's always causing me problems.
Wufei: She's annoying.
Miake: Sorry that you have an essay to write, I have one too...actually that's what I'm supposedly doing on the computer right now but no one has to know about that.
Duo: There goes her A.




To Duo,Heero,Trowa,Quatra,and Wufei, I was just wondering, do you guys ever give war a break? War ain't life, ya know that right? I mean I ain't say'n that war's bad or nothin its just, well, this is kinda personal but, don't you ever wonder if your lives will ever ammount to anything besides war? My whole life I've been trying to figure out just who I really am and where I want to go with my life, and I have to admit, that is pretty hard,ecpecially with people keeping secrets from me.Dont get mad but I gotta say it, "I've been lost sence the day I was born." or so it seem s to me. I know that you guys have to go through war alot, and, well, I was just wondering if you ever expected anything new to happen in your lives that would change them for the better.Oh, and I have a few questions for each of you. Duo: ARe you ever going to be serious about anything?(smile) Trowa:Are you ever going to get another job? (laugh) Wufei: Will you ever stop being such a womanizer?(frown) Heero:Could you give me some tips on how to live your life when you don't really know just who you are and feel like you want to go into war?Because I want to go into space and fight so bad it ain't funny. Quatra:Do you ever feel like you are loosing everything to your emotions?Because I realize that you are kind and sweet and all,but, don't you ever feel like you need to just get away from all that and sort out your problems on your own? Just wondering. That's how I feel sometimes. All:Dumb question but I see it on alot of other sights. Are you guys, like, maybe, gay? PLEASE SAY THE ANSWER IS NO!!!!!!! Oh well, bye! Hokaru Angel of Death.
(theres a new death girl in town Duo. Straight from hell.But an angel and christian all the same. Get over it braid.)

Heero: I always wondered what my life would ammount to after war. And look where I am now...answering letters on a fan site...somehow war seems better.
Miake: Be serious Heero, your life ammounts to something. I mean you're a great Gundam pilot, you're smart, and incredibly hot but that's just my opinion.
Heero: I guess you just have to try to figure out life in anyway that you can...I'm still trying.
Duo: To answer the last question we are NOT gay...except for Quatre maybe.
Quatre: I'm not gay...
Miake: I think he is but right now he's denying it. He'll confess eventually.
Duo: ME, BE SERIOUS! You gotta be kiddin'. Life's too short to be all serious like Heero.
Heero: *gives Duo the Death Glare*
Trowa: I would like another job. I think I'm done with the whole clown thing. Time to move on.
Wufei: No comment...
Miake: That's not a good answer.
Wufei: I can't help it of women are weak.
Miake: *punches Wufei* Moving on...
Heero: I guess to live life not quite knowing who you really are is hard but you have to find your strengths and figure out what you can do to make life meaningful.
Quatre: I guess sometimes I do loose myself to my emotions but I try hard...
Miake: *coughSELFHELPCLASSEScough*
Quatre: Ignore her.
Miake: Hope that answered all your questions.



~Summoner of Dark Chaos~

Dear Everyone: Alright Hellion means: a troublesome or mischievous person. Alright first question how would you feel using theMTS (Moblie Trace System: From G Gundam)? Next one, what is your favorite peice of weaponary in the middle evil times: Bow and Arrow
Sword
Sycthe
Dagger
Staff
Trident
Magicial Staff
(three types of staffs if your wondering about the repeating)

From: Roxane Hellion

Heero: Hmmm, I've never actually used the MTS but I think it would be interesting.
Duo: I like our system.
Trowa: That's because you couldn't handle the MTS.
Duo: You were better when you didn't talk.
Wufei: Ok, moving on. My favorite piece of midevil weaponry is the trident.
Miake: *pictures Wufei with a trident, 2 horns and a tail* HAHA DEVIL WUFEI!
Wufei: Baka onna.
Heero: I like swords.
Trowa: I think I like the bow and arrow.
Quatre: I like either the bow and arrow or themagical staff.
Duo: I like the scythe.
Miake: No surprise there. I like daggers. *starts quiting Macbeth* IS THAT A DAGGER I SEE BEFORE ME!?
Heero: She gets weirder every day...



~Summoner of Dark Chaos~
Come and check this site out http://www.heerosferret.com/toast.html. You can torture Relena there. Here are my questions anyway.
1) Heero what would you do if you were stuck on an island with the other pilots?
2) Everyone: What would you do if you had Heero:Wolf tail, ears, canines, and claws
Duo: Demon wings and a devel tail
Trowa: Lion ears, tail, canines, and claws
Quatre: angel wings
Wufei: Dragon wings, tail, canines, and claws? thats it.
From: Roxane Hellion
P/S: Sorry for not writing for a while.

Miake: Hehe, sorry I haven't answered in a while. Curse those evil midterms and finals.
Heero: I should go play the Relena torture game.
Miake: I once went there and played it for a whole hour. It was 3:00am and I was bored.
Heero: You and your insomnia. Anyway, on the the questions. If I was stranded on an island with the other pilots I'd either die trying to swim away or just kill myself. And if I had a wolf tail and all those things I'd hunt down Relena and kill her and she'd never know it was me.
Miake: He's pleasant today isn't he.
Duo: Yeah, right. If I turned into a demon I'd fly around scaring people.
Miake: Awwwww, you'd look so cute with a demon tail.
Duo: *rolls eyes* She's not ok.
Trowa: I'd like to be a lion.
Miake: Talk much?
Trowa: No but we all know you do!
Quatre: I want to be an angel flying around. Everyone would love me.
Heero: *restrains self from shooting Quatre*
Wufei: If I was a dragon I would no longer be a weakling. JUSTICE WOULD BE DONE!
Miake: No, you'd just be a weak dragon.
Heero: If he kills you don't say I didn't warn you.
Miake: If he kills me I'd be dead.
Trowa: Quite true.



Dear Gundam Pilots,

First of all, I want 2 say sorry 4 hurting Wufei and Duo's feelings. But, it is a website about Heero.... Please forgive me. And if u don't, I'll kill u in the end!(joke) I have a question 4 Wufei: Why do u always say `INJUSTICE!'? I think it's dumb. Why do u think women are weak?! Don't make me hurt u..... I may be a girl, but I am feared by some boys at school(haahaahaa!). Heero,somebody,ANYBODY get rid of Quatre and his peaceful behavior!! Sorry 2 be mean, but Quatre, youre a gundam pilot!! Get with the program....

- Ash (I'm #1)

Miake: Don't worry about hurting Duo and Wufei's feelings. They're strong guys, they'll get over it.
Duo: Will you let us answer things addressed to us please! Geez!!!!!
Miake: Sorry. I'll try to shut up.
Wufei: I say injustice a lot because there is a lot of injustice in this world.
Heero: You not shutting up is one of them.
Wufei: Women are weak because they are and I said so.
Miake: GO DIE WUFEI!
Wufei: Miake is a prime example.
Miake: I SAID GO DIE!
Heero: I think she means it.
Quatre: What's wrong with being peaceful?
Trowa: You're a Gundam pilot. Gundam pilots kill people.
Miake: And you apologize before you kill people.
Duo: Yeah, I always thought that was a little screwy.
Quatre: But I'm a nice person!
Heero: And that's the whole problem.
Quatre: It is? Duo:.....he'll never get it.



~Summoner of Dark Chaos~
Dear G-Boys,
If you were a mutant what kind of power would you chose to have, next question where you'd you guys like to go to the most, last one can you guess what Hellion means? Ja Ne!
From: Roxane Hellion

Duo: Mutant powers huh? Well I guess I'd like to have laser eyes like Cyclops.
Quatre: I'd like teleportation powers.
Miake: *imagines Quatre blue and fuzzy like Kurt* HAHAHA! That's funny. Quatre blue and fuzzy.
Quatre: Ok, I don't want to be fuzzy but teleporting would be cool.
Trowa: I want shapeshifting powers like Mystique.
Miake: You'd be blue too!
Trowa: Someone hurt her.
Wufei: Yes, I'd like to. I think that mind reading powers would be cool.
Miake: What, can't find a good book so you have to read people's minds?
Wufei: If that was supposed to be funny it wasn't.
Miake: So so so unloved.
Heero: Yes you are now go away before I kill you.
Miake: Someday I will get my revenge.
Heero: Yeah...sure. I want Rogue's powers. Absorbing people's powers and memories.
Miake: And I want weather changing powers because running after the bus in the rain is just NOT fun.
Heero: It's called getting to the bus stop on time.
Trowa: She's not that smart.
Duo: I noticed.
Quatre: I dont know what Hellion means. Maybe Hell-Lion. Like a lion from hell?
Duo: I don't know, is it the name of a new Gundam type?
Heero: Is it drug that cal kill Miake?
Miake: I heard that.
Wufei: I don't have any idea what it means...
Miake: Maybe someday we shall see.



Dear Heero,
Why do like killing people and blowing up things? It's just wierd and COOL at the same time!!! Heero! I luv u!! Your 2nd on my cutest character list!! Seto Kaiba is 1st place on it. I hope u don't mind.... Will u blow up my school 4 me? I hate school!!! Also, kill a guy named cody 4 me. He's worse than Duo and Wufei put together. Cody's a total jerk. He's annoying. You'd want to kill him. Trust me. Heero rocks!!!!

-Ash

Miake: YEA! You like Seto Kaiba too! He's my favorite character (next to Heero).
Heero: Ok, that was a useless piece of information.
Miake: Sorry. I'm going to shut up now.
Heero: Good. I like killing people and blowing up things because it's fun and people get on my nerves.
Quatre: Anger mangement?
Heero: Shut up or I'll kill you Quatre.
Quatre: *looks afraid*
Heero: What is it with people wanting me to blow up their schools for them?
Miake: Because shool needs to die. I hate it.
Heero: Sure, I'll blow it up for you.
Miake: What about my school?
Heero: I don't like you.
Miake: Darn you.
Heero: I can kill Cody for you. Especially if he's worse than Wufei and Duo put together. Mission accepted.
Trowa: Miake, are you alloud to have this section so people can hire Heero as a hit man?
Miake: I hope so...
Duo: Wait a minute! What's so bad about Duo and Wufei?
Wufei: Yeah!
*no comments from anyone*
Duo: I'm so unloved. Why does everyone like Heero?
Miake: Um, this is a Heero site. Naturally Heero fans would be on a Heero site.
Duo: You make a point there.
Heero: Go die.
Duo: Why?
Heero: Because I said so.
Miake: This is just getting too weird...



Dear Pilots,
Alright here is another question on which power you could have?
Fire
Water
Wind
Darkness
Light
Earth
Lightning
Second question if you could become any kind of animal what could it be examples at the bottom.

Wolf
Fox
Dragon
Lion
Cheetah
ETC.

Well that's it, Ja Ne!

Miake: The power to make homework disappear isn't on that list!
Heero: *gives Miake death glare*
Miake: Forget I ever said anything.
Duo: I'd have the power of darkness. I could sneak around easier.
Heero: I'd have fire power. I could blow up things easier.
Trowa: I'd have wind power. It could blow the hair away from my face.
Miake: I brush also helps for that.
Trowa: ...
Wufei: Lightning or fire powers would be cool.
Quatre: I'd have light powers.
Miake: FIRE!
Quatre: Miake shouldn't have fire. It's not safe.
Heero: Ok, now for animals. I would be a cheetah. They can run so fast.
Wufei: I'd be a dragon.
Miake: Hey, you took mine!
Wufei: You're too weak to be a dragon.
Miake: Someday I swear I will kill you.
Quatre: Ok, continuing on...I'd be a bird. I know it's not on the list but I always wanted to fly.
Duo: I'd be a fox.
Trowa: I'd be a lion.
Miake: Lions are cool.
Quatre: I wish I was a bird.
Heero: You'll get shot at just like Treize did to those birds.
Quatre: ANIMAL CRUELTY!
Miake: I don't think you should tell him these things. He's not emotionally stable enough.
Heero: No Gundam pilot is emotionally stable. Comes with the job.
Miake: Interesting...


~Summoner of Dark Chaos~
I heard a rumor that Heero was genetically enhanced is it true, and if so what is enhanced. Oh yeah here's another would any of the other pilots survive form self detonating?
From,
Roxane Hellion
P/S: You might get several letters form me.

Duo: So THAT'S why he never dies. He was genetically enhanced!
Miake: So what was enhanced? *realizes how wrong that sounds*
Heero: First of all Miake, stop being so hentai.
Miake: Sorry.
Heero: I don't know if I was genetically enhanced. Probably if I was it was my mind.
Miake: Are you SURE that's all?
Heero: HENTAI! I'll kill you.
Miake: Sorry. I just had sugar.
Heero: Just ignore Miake. I guess maybe they enhanced the rest of my body so I don't feel a lot of pain.
Miake: I could say something so wrong right now.
Duo: And SHE'S the one saying "this section is supposed to be G rated" hypocrite.
Miake: Hehe, sorry about that. You make a point.
Heero: I don't think that any of the other pilots could survive self detonating.
Trowa: I could.
Quatre: I'd be dead. But I'm not one for exploding myself.
Duo: I'd livebecause I'm the Shinigami.
Heero: That's not a good reason.
Duo: Well it's my reason.
Wufei: I'd live because I'm not weak. Only weaklings die. Weaklings shouldn't be fighting anyway.
Miake: Does he scare you guys the way he scares me?
Quatre: Very much so.
Miake: I think I'd live.
All the pilots: HECK NO!
Wufei: You'd be dead in a second.
Miake: I would not! Want me to prove it to you?
Quatre: But that could be suicide!
Miake: But I'm NOT GONNA DIE!
Heero: I'll be at your funeral.
Miake: These people have no faith in me...



I'm happy you like my design Miake, Heero don't worry about me with the Zero System i'm qutie sane, just not much of a talker. I hope you enjoyed my first intresting (sp) question, cause I have more.
1) Heero what would you wish for if you could have one wish?
2)Duo what would you do if you turned out to be Shinigami's son?
3) For everyone: How does Relena keep finding Heero?
4) Does anyone know what the Maxwell demon is?
Thank you and Ja Ne!
From: Roxane Hellion

Miake: YEA! More interesting questions.
Trowa: She's easily ammused.
Miake: True, true. Ok, I'll shut up so you guys can answer.
Heero: One wish. Hmmmm. I could wish for Relena to leave me alone but that's stupid. I could just kill her if I wanted her to leave me alone. I guess my real wish would be to know more about myself...my name, my parents, that kind of thing.
Miake: *sniff* That's so sad.
Wufei: *rolls eyes* Onna.
Miake: *refrains from killing Wufei*
Duo: I'm going to answer my question now if you two don't mind.
Miake: No problems here.
Duo: That would be sweet if I was the son of Shinigami. I could really be the God of Death.
Heero: This question is hard...how does Relena keep finding me. I think she's a well trained stalker. She probably has programs tracking me.
Duo: Maybe she has a 6th sense.
Trowa: ...
Quatre: The power of love.
Wufei: Because she's a pathetic woman.
Miake: BECAUSE SHE'S EVIL, EVIL I TELL YOU EVIL!
Wufei: It's called medication Miake. You need some.
Miake: I'm just going to ignore that comment receding hairline boy.
Wufei: SHUT UP ONNA!
Trowa: I think you struck a nerve.
Duo: Uh-huh. Hmmm, Maxwell demon. I have no idea what it is. Maybe I'M the Maxwell demon.
Heero: I highly doubt that.
Miake: Well with the collective brain power (minus one brain that supposedly Wufei has) we can't figure out what the Maxwell demon is.
Wufei: You're part of the reason why I don't like women.
Miake: Aren't I alloud to tease you a little?
Wufei: No.
Trowa: Just another normal day.....

Dear Wufei,
Why are you so mean to girls?I mean come on why wontcha grow up.And my friend Sarah LOVES YOU!
Sincerely Duo Lover,
Angelica Thomas

Duo: That's what I always wanted to know Wu-man. Why do you hate girls so much.
Wufei: First of all NEVER call me Wu-man. Second, I'm mean to women because they are weak.
All the Girls from Gundam Wing: WHAT DID YOU SAY????
Heero: Why are they all here?
Miake: Because I invited them.
Heero: Is Relena there?
Miake: Go back and read the other letters...I think we killed her.
Heero: Oh yeah.
Duo: You people are all off the subject. There's a girl that ACTUALLY LIKES Wufei! We have to get him to go out with her.
Heero: Don't include me in this.
Quatre: I'll help. Come on Wufei. Don't you want someone to care about you?
Wufei: I don't care.
Miake: Give her a chance.
Wufei: No.
Heero: I'll kill you.
Wufei: You're going to kill everyone. What else is new.
Miake: *laughing*
Wufei: What's so funny woman?
Miake: Sorry. I just thought that was funny.
Wufei: I'll just ignore her. Fine I'll go out with Sarah and give her a chance.
Miake: Awwwwwwww. So he DOES have a heart.
Wufei: Don't push it.

Dear Everyone,
Tell me what you think of my design for Hell Wing,it has wings Like Wing Zero in endless Waltz, carries a twin buster rifle that could separate in to 2 bust rirfles, has hidden weaponry (vulcan cannons x2, machine cannons on the shoulders x2, beam sabers x2),Thermal Beam Sycthe that functions the seem way Death Sctyhe Hell's does but can shoot a concentrated beam and has been equipped with the Zero System. Cause I'm it's pilot, and i'm a female. Oh yeah if Wufei does insult me, tell him I'm the top student in class and the strongest. Right now i have to go train, why you may ask well I'm a Assassin, and i have to keep my skills sharp. Ja Ne!
Roxane Hellion

Quatre: I thought Gundams weren't alloud anymore.
Miake: They are now.
Quatre: But weapons are bad.
Wufei: *throws random object at Quatre and knocks him out*
Miake: Ignore Qautre. I like the design. Lots of weapons. I once designed a Gundam...*looks around for the design*
Heero: And maybe if you were more organized you could find it.
Miake: *gets lost in piles of junk*
Heero: Ok, she's gone.
Wufei: What's with letting women being assassins. Miake's taking the training too.
Duo: Maybe if you were nicer to women you'd get a girlfriend.
Wufei: I don't want a girlfriend.
Duo: You're just jealous that all the other Gundam pilots are more popular.
Heero: *reading over the design* Are you sure you can handle the zero system?
Miake: *randomly comes out of no where* Sure she can. I could handle it.
Heero: But you're already insane. No one would know if the zero system did it to you or if it's just normal you.
Miake: Probably both.
Trowa: Or maybe you're already so screwed up that the zero system can't do anymore damage.
Miake: Evil.
Quatre: I think we should go train too or our skills aren't going to be good.
Miake: Are we going to practice shooting apples off of Duo's head again?
Heero: Of course.
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dear GW Boys,
If you could have one power of an element what would it be?
Examples:
fire
water
earth
lightning (spell check on that)
Metal (for real it's an element)
P/S: I love your stories.
Ja Ne!

From Roxane Hellion

Quatre: That's an interesting question. Hmmmm, I think I'd like water power. I'd never drown going swimming again...
Miake: You drowned?
Quatre: Yeah almost, I never much liked swimming after that.
Wufei: I'd like lightning powers.
Miake: Uh oh, Wufei with lightning powers! Now I can't be mean to him anymore.
Wufei: Too bad for you woman.
Miake: Go die.
Duo: This section is called letters to the PILOTS! Not Letters to MIAKE! So go away!
Miake: Sorry.
Duo: Can I have all the powers?
Trowa: No.
Duo: Awwwwww. Ok. I'll pick metal powers because it sounds cool.
Trowa: I think I would like Earth powers.
Heero: And I'd like fire powers. You get to blow up things.
Miake: HEERO'S A PYRO!
Heero: *fire blasts Miake*
Miake: Ouch.
Heero: Why aren't you dead?
Miake: I'm the webmistress. It takes more than that to kill me.
Heero: Darnit.
Miake: Thanks for saying you liked my stories *does the happy dance with Heero*
Heero: *fire blasts Miake*
Miake: I really shouldn't annoy him anymore. That fire blasting is starting to hurt.


Dear Duo,

I have heard rumors that you were gay.But I do not beleave that because I confeice that I loved you sence 2nd grade and have been wanting to tell you this for 11 years.I hope you love me to but it is alright if you like someone else because I will still be your admirer.

sincerly,
Angelica Thomas
Duo: Wow, she's liked me for 11 years...I haven't liked ANYTHING for 11 years!
Wufei: Only women have that kind of pathetic attachment to people.
Miake: *slaps Wufei* Shut up!
Heero: So Duo, are you gay?
Duo: NO, I am NOT gay!!!
Quatre: It's ok if you admit it.
Duo: But I'm not!
Trowa: So are you going out with Angelica?
Duo: Yes! I will go out with her.
Miake: If only Heero had been that easy.
Heero: *rolls eyes*
Quatre: You shouldn't just so out with someone just to prove that they're straight.
Duo: I KNOW THAT! Geez, what's wrong with you people. She seems nice.
Miake: And what are you going to tell Hilde?
Duo: I only like her as a friend.
Wufei: Lier.
Duo: Injustice!
Wufei: That's MY line!
*the two of them start fighting*
Miake: *sigh*



Dear Gang

Well the wedding was a great ^_^ (shows the video. Sees Wufei and DxInsider making out in the closet after they were married. Then it shows Heero and Miake kissing when they were married. Everyone was happy)

What a lovely wedding. Sorry I haven't been writing to you guys, Wufei and I have been BUSY if you know what I mean (winks) now I'm pregent with his kid.

Hey Miake, how's married life with you and Heero?

Sign,
DxInsider Chang

Duo: Who would've thought THOSE two would be the first to get married
Miake: HAHA!
Duo: It's not that funny.
Miake: I know.
Heero: *looking at wedding tape* I still think I look better in tank tops and spandex, tuxedos aren't really--
Quatre: I've never heard him talk that much.
Trowa: He's already starting to act like Miake. Next thing you know he'll be on a sugar high.
Wufei: I hope not.
Miake: HEHEHEH SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!! *Miake gets hauled off by Wufei*
Wufei: Good, now she's gone.
Duo: *re-reading letter* HOLD UP! Wufei is having a kid!!!
Wufei: I'M not having the kid smart one. DxInsider is.
Duo: You know what I meant. Wufei's been BUSY!
Wufei: Shut up Maxwell.
Miake: He's just jealous.
Wufei: How about you? Having a---
Miake: I HATE KIDS! I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR THEM! I'D DIE!
Heero: I don't like kids either.
Miake: That's why we belong together *hugs Heero*
Wufei: *very afraid of Miake* Miake, you have problems.
Miake: Dhur.
Heero: You asked Miake how married life was with me, you should ask what it's like for me...THE GIRL NEVER SLEEPS! 2:00AM AND SHE HAS THE RADIO ON!
Miake: Thanks, make me sould like the insomniac that I am.
Heero: That made no sense.
Miake: You shoot random things when your mad, do you think that's any better?
Heero: You do that too Miake.
Miake: Erg. I can't fight with him.
Heero: You'd better not, last person who fought wit me got lead pumped in their body.
Miake: That's why I love him ^_^
Wufei: This is just too weird.

Dear Friends

Well I beat Wufei. (shows video clip of her beating Wufei in her Gundam, Durid Star) It looks like I'm going to be DxInsider Chang from now on. Don't worry Wufei I'm not that bad. I'm just like you except I'm funny. I believe in the same things you believe in. So I think we can be ok. And if you want we can sleep in different bedrooms and stuff like that; just until you feel right with the whole idea, ok?

Well Miake looks like you are getting married to Heero, maybe we should make it a double wedding?

Sign
DxInsider (soon to be Mrs. Chang)

Miake: YEA! YOU WON! Now I get to be married to Heero.
Heero: Hn.
Miake: Don't worry, he's happy. He just doesn't want to show it.
Wufei: *blink blink* I still can't believe I was beaten.
Duo: Look on the bright side...you're getting married!
Wufei: But...Nataku...
Trowa: Nataku is gone.
Quatre: You have to be happy with what you have.
Duo: Besides...this girl LIKES YOU! I mean--
Wufei: Are you implying that people don't like me?
Duo: No?
Wufei: YES YOU ARE!
Duo: I'm dead.
Wufei: Actually...*gets ready for confession* I'm glad that I'm getting married...it's so hard to live alone...
Miake: *sniff sniff* That's so touching.
Wufei: Shut up onna.
Miake: HEY! Oh well. I'm too happy to be mad *hugs Heero*
Heero: *stares*
Miake: I think a double wedding would be fun! *already thinking of preparations*
Heero: Yea, I guess.
Wufei: Ok.
Miake: My life is good!


Dear Gang,

Its been a few weeks since to saved me from the evil Relina. She's now married to Quatre, thinking he's Heero, and is now pregent with their first baby. That was a great plan you guys.

But lets not talk about this very sick pink couple right now @_@ I got a question. If I bet Wufei in a fight, can I married him? I know you are all thinking, "Why would DxInsider want to marry Wufei?" Well I tell you. Everything he says and do, turns me on and his Gundam in my fav. So Wufei I challange you to fight, if I win you have to marry me.

Sign,
DxInsider (the only female Gundam Pilot)

Wufei: I will accept your challenge. Only weaklings turn down a challenge.
Heero: You mean weaklings like her? *points to Miake sleeping on the couch*
Wufei: Yeah, weaklings like her.
Quatre: It's not nice to talk about people.
Wufei: Shut up Quatre.
Duo: So Wufei...are the wedding plans made yet?
Wufei: Who said I was going to lose?
Miake: I did *falls back to sleep*
Trowa: Yeah, you'll lose.
Wufei: You'll see...I'll win.
Duo: Ya know, he might lose on purpose because he wants to get married.
Wufei: *throws shoe at Duo* *shoe hits Miake*
Miake: OW! Why the heck did you throw a shoe at me?
Wufei: I meant for that to go to Duo.
Miake: Yeah right...you're just nervous about your wedding.
Wufei: It's not finalized yet.
Miake: I have an idea...let's bet on who's gonna win. If DxInsider wins Heero has to marry me. If she loses then I--
Heero: Then I'll never go out with you.
Miake: Deal?
Heero: Fine.
Wufei: This has become quite complicated.
Miake: Hehe...let's just hope DxInsider wins ^_^
Heero: *thinking about what would happen if Miake were to marry him* I'm dead.


My Dear Sweet Heero-Koi

Your time is up. Now come to the base and marry me. You are going to be my King. we are going to live in a pink castle with alot of pink things. (goes on and on about pink for hours) with 50 babies. of course we will be making love alot The base is in the hills just behind this website. So please hurry up my sweetcheeks Heero Koi.

Love Your soon to be Wife
Relina Peacecraft Yue

Heero: WHY WONT SHE DIE!!!
Duo: It's past me.
Miake: Why don't you get Quatre?
Heero: What's he good for?
Wufei: Nothing.
Miake: Yes he is. QUAAAAAAAAAAAATRE!!!! COOOOME HEEEERE!!!!
Quatre: What?
Miake: How would you like to dress up as Heero and dye your hair brown and get married to Relena.
Quatre: I GET TO MARRY RELENA???? YES!!!! I'LL DO IT!
Miake: Good Quatre.
Heero: I hate it when you're right Miake.
Miake: Hey, I'm saving you from living with RELENA. So give me a break.
Trowa: She makes a point.
Heero: *death glare*
Quatre: So I'm off. Off to get married to Relena. *wearing black spandex, a green tanktop and his hair is brown*
Miake: Do you think she'll figure it out?
Wufei: Of course not. She's a weak woman with no brain power.
Duo: Quatre is?
Wufei: NO!!! RELENA IS!
Miake: Good luck Quatre!


Dear Heero ^_^

HEERO!!!!! Its me your love, Relina!! Thats right DxInsider never killed me! I got anyway just in time. (a video tape appears) see I kidnapp DxInsider and is holding her in an OZ base. Now I will let her go if you hand yourself over to me and be my cuddlely teddy bear Heero-koi. I love you sooo much!!

DxInsider- (yells from the ceil) DON'T DO IT HEERO!!

You have 24 hours to think about it, my Heero-Koi.

Love Relina Peacecraft

Heero: *curses to himself* I need to shoot her
Miake: We need a plan. Preferably one where Relena dies a slow painful death and DxInsider doesn't get hurt.
Quatre: I agree...except Relena shouldn't die.
Wufei: SHUT UP QUATRE!
Duo: So, what's the plan.
Heero: Ok, Duo, Trowa, sneak in and rescue DxInsider from the OZ cell. Quatre and Wufei run backup for whoever needs it. Miake and I go find Relena and kill her.
Duo: Wow, I've never heard him talk so much.
Heero: Shut up or we'll have you killed too.
Quatre: Why must we resort to violence...don't you want to live your life forever with Relena Peacecraft?
Heero: Don't you want to live your life forever with people pouring hot oil on you?
Quatre: No.
Heero: Ok...this is my point.
Miake: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!! Quatre, if you like Relena so much, dye your hair brown, wear a green tank top and spandex and pretend to be Heero.
Heero: Even Quatre doesn't deserve that fate. Besides, I need to kill her.
Miake: Ah, well, it was a thought.
Basically...we all go in, blow up the OZ place, save DxInsider and Heero and I shoot Relena. She dies and the world is good...until the next time...



Dear Guys,

Ok I made millions & millions of Robot Relenas for each of you to kill in any way you want. (boxes appears infront of each of you) I know Quatre won't kill them so Heero you Quarte's robots; so you get 2 million Robots. Oh Miake you also get a million Robot Relenas too. (a box appears infront of Miake) Well have fun everyone.

Sign,
DxInsider
{The only girl Gundam Pilot}

Heero: *does evil creepy laugh*
Miake: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! *devises plans for terrible deaths of the robot Relenas*
Quatre: *stares at robot Relena's* They're scary...make them go away *cries*
Wufei: You're such a woman.
Miake: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN???
Wufei: It means...never mind *watches Miake and everyone else blowing up robot Relenas*
Miake: I hope Relena fans aren't offended...i don't hate her...I REALLY HATE HER MUAHAHAHA!
Heero: Today is a good day.
Trowa: *uses Catherine's knife throwing technique and kills a Relena robot*
Duo: The God of Death has come for you Relena.
Miake: Hehe, I have a new hobby.
Heero: I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY!
Duo: I don't think you realized it but this has provided therapy for Heero. *everyone knows he needed it*
Miake: Now maybe he'll ask me out...hehehe *thinks to self*...no probably not.

Dear guys,

Well it looks like had more info to share with you. ^_^ I have some great news for you. [a box appears] in this box is Relena's head. I killed her myself. (the b**** was making me mad) But because she the Queen I made a Robot Relena to take her place; so she won't be running after you anymore Heero. And I also have a video tape on how I killed her for you guys to watch. Oh if you go to the moon you will find Wing Zero all fixed up. Just the way it use to be Heero.

Not bad for a girl gundam pilot. ^_^

Sign
DxInsider

Miake: SHE'S DEAD!!! SHE'S REALLY DEAD!!! YESSSSSSS!
Heero: *brings over the popcorn to watch the video of Relena's death*
Duo: *opens box* EWWWWW! IT'S HER HEAD!
Quatre: *sobs* she didn't have to die...
Miake: Yes she did.
Wufei: Quit crying weak boy.
Quatre: *sniff* can I have a tissue?
Everyone: NO!
Heero: Er, thanks for repairing Wing Zero...make some of those Relena robots and send them to me so I can use them for target practice.
Miake: *laughs*
Trowa: *watches Relena death video again trying not to laugh*
Heero: For once MY LIFE IS GOOD!!!


Dear Quarte, Wufei & Duo,

Hello its DxInsider again. I have somemore background info about you guys.

It so happens that you Quarte is Zechs little brother. So you have an older brother and 29 older sisters; be happy.

Wufei it so happens that your wife is NOT dead. She lefted you cause she never loved you, she got remarried to a black man and is now living on L3 with 3 kids. I am sorry for you; why don't you date Trowa's Sister? She's nice and is very strong.

And for Duo. Remember your friend Solo? Well he was your older brother. I don't know much about your mom & dad, but Solo was your Twin Brother.

Well thats all the info I have today. Later guys.

Sign,
DxInsider

Quatre: OMG! If Zechs is my brother that means...
Heero: Relena is your sister...*curses*
Quatre: Wow, I have a peaceful sister.
Miake: Zechs is your brother! Sweet!
Quatre: Why is that sweet?
Miake: I don't know. It just is.
Duo: I HAVE A TWIN BROTHER!!! We can play tricks on people! *evil laugh*
Trowa: Be afraid.
Wufei: I WILL NEVER DATE CATHERINE!
Trowa: Got something against my sister?
Wufei: I never even wanted a wife in the first place.
Miake: YOU EVIL WOMAN HATER! *slaps Wufei*
Wufei: I feel bad for that poor man who married her.
Miake: HOW DISRESPECTFUL! *slaps Wufei again*
Wufei: Stop slapping me onna.
Miake: *runs and hides behind Heero*
Heero: Pathetic.


Kon..Sorry I forgot how to spell hello in Japanese... hehehe. I have to say I'm sorry Quatre you're not girlie just very sensitive, I fogot all about ur Uchuu no kokoro. Oh and can u help me with my Gundam you did build Wing Zero didn't u? Wufei I'm sorry too I shouldn't insult u not after I found out about Meiran/Nataku. *sniffle* I'm so sorry Wufei she never should have died. Heero I love you!!!!!! errr sorry try to ignore that, I don't want you to think of me as a stalker cause I will not stalk you but I'd gladly kill Relena for you. Trowa I have to say you have one hot body but not as hot as Heero's. Well gtg now. Ja ne!!
Tenshi Eleison (Elle)

Quatre: Finally, someone who honors the space heart and doesn't think I'm a girl...unlike Miake's friends.
Miake: What friends? I have friends???
Wufei: Go away Miake. It is sad about Meiran. Her spirit still lives within Nataku.
Miake: *sniff* I never knew you were so poetic...and sweet.
Wufei: Shut it Miake!
Heero: Yes...KILL RELENA!
Duo: You know you like her.
Heero: Dont make me have to kill you.
Trowa: I AM good looking. *admires self in mirror*
Heero: Yes but I'm better.
Miake: I second the motion.
Everyone: SHUT UP MIAKE!!!
Miake: *sulks* used and abused...my life story
Quatre: I would help you build Wing Zero but--
Heero: But he thinks weapons are bad.
Duo: Some Gundam pilot he is.
Miake: Oh, you can build the little model Gundams. I think they sell them at Toys R Us. They dont kill anybody but---
Duo: But who wants a Gundam that doesn't kill anyone.
Wufei: You're sick in the head Duo.


Dear Trowa Barton (Triton Bloom)

Trowa why don't you go by your real name now? The war is over and I bet your sister, Catherine Bloom, would love to call you Triton again. Well you were 3 years old, so I guess you don't remember your parents being killed or anything; well thats my question, Trowa.

Sign
DxInsider

PS: Heero Yue's real name is Odin Lowe Jr. ^_^

Trowa: *blink blink* My real name is Triton?
Miake: Yeah. Isn't scary when you learn things about your past that you didn't know...like I just like, a month ago found out I could have skipped a grade and---
Heero: *points gun at Miake*
Miake: Alright, I'll be quiet now.
Trowa: I sort of remember my parents being killed. It's not vivid or anything.
Duo: I don't remember my parents.
Trowa: Maybe I should start going by Triton again. But I've gotten used to this identity. I feel like Trowa Barton, not Triton Bloom.
Miake: I feel like a person who got severely sunburned at the Warped Tour.
Heero: No one cares Miake.
Quatre: So do I call you Triton or Trowa?
Trowa: Either. I guess both work.
Heero: My real name is Odin Lowe Jr?
Miake: Yup, isn't it scary when you learn things about your past---
Duo: I'm having a bad case of deja vu here.


Dear Heero,

For sometime now I've been thinking; what is your REAL name? I know its not Heero Yue. So what is your REAL name? And don't go shooting me with your gun or using Wing Zero; I want to know.

Sign,
DxInsider
(is writing a Fic about you)

Heero: No gun or wing zero...fine
Duo: Yeah, what IS your real name.
Heero: I don't know my real name.
Quatre: Isn't it Odin Lowe?
Heero: That's the assassin that raised me...idiot
Quatre: Hey!
Wufei: Heero's lying, of course he knows his real name.
Heero: Honestly, I don't. Now leave me alone.
Miake: *sarcastically* You're a lot of help.
Heero: What am I supposed to do, make up a name? I don't know my real name! *gives Miake death glare*
Quatre: You look like a Joe...
Duo: Or maybe a Bob...
Heero: Shut up. My name is not Joe or Bob.
Trowa: If you don't know your real name how do you know it's not Joe or Bob?
Heero: I don't know! Go away!
Miake: Oh well, so much for that.


Hi again!
I was just reading all the other letters and decided to write to you again... lucky you. One thing I really want to know Trowa how do you get you hair like that??? And Duo you don't need that much of a hair cut just a trim, cause long hair rules!!!!!!! gomen I got excited. Quatre you're not really a fruit just very... er...ummm...girly! Errrr sorry that's the only thing I could come up with. Wufei... lossenthe pony tail maybe???? You can be alittle grouchy... Heero... well I could never diss you *sigh* if I was anything like Relena I'd stalk you but like I said before I know what that's like, and I don't wish it on anyone (Duo whatch out though cause my friend Megan has her eyes set on you.). Side's you might try to blow me up... Hey that'd be fun... hehehe blowing stuff up rocks... do u have any advice on building gundams? Cause I've run into a few difficulties building mine... *sigh* what to do... maybe... no that won't work... hmmm... Well I have to go sorry I couldn't right anymore my not yet complete gundam calls me.
Ja ne!!!!
Tenshi Eleison
P.S. Miake i might kill your brother if he keeps dissing the Gundam Pilots!!!! If it's okay with you that is.

Trowa: My hair, just well, goes like that.
Miake: *coughHAIRBRUSHcough*
Duo: Finally someone likes my hair! Tell your friend I'm free this Saturday--
Quatre: What about Hilde?
Duo: Shhhhh.
Wufei: I'm not grouchy. INJUSTICE!
Miake: I think that's what she's talking about.
Quatre: Girly, are you complimenting or insulting me?
Wufei: Insulting you you idiot!
Heero: I can't give you advice on how to build Gundams.
Duo: That's 'cause you don't know how.
Heero: But I know how to destroy them *does creepy evil laugh*.
Miake: About my brother...when you build your Gundam you can test out the weapons on him *tries to do Heero's evil laugh*.
Quatre: That's mean.
Miake: Duh.
Heero: Thank you again for not stalking me...I have enough trouble with Relena and Miake *gives Miake death glare*
Miake: I'm dead.



Hi there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eri and MLE in da house...well..she's calling her house to turn off her computer. Okay. HI TROWA!!! MLE says you're not hot. Haha. umm...scooby dooby doo. where are you. okay. TROWA'S HOTT, AND SEAN BIGGERSTAFF LOOKS LIKE A GIRL IN THIS ONE PICTURE!. Okay. *does funky dance* see, if MIAKE WAS ONLINE EARLIER SHE COULDA COME TOO BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. So anyway. Trowa's hot. I'M STALKING YOU AGAIN TROWA. And guess what? you signed my yearbook, deny it or not. see? i type up:
Michelle...Hello, it's me Trowa. Do you like stalking me on Miake's site, I have more letters than Heero now. He's coming to get you. Anyway, I love you. Trowa Barton
See? there. And Heero signed Laura's yearbook...yeah. so...yeah.

yo sup *hand motions* palabra (word in spanish) k then. i conquered the world today, TWICE!!!!!! yay im special. (now im gonna insult myself) yea special ed HA. i have many voices now. the cherios tel me what to do. yes i have problems, and id fit in perfectly at a mental hospital, but dont tell ne1. michelle is proud of her signatures in her year book do a dear a female dear. hee hee hee. im making no sense, and im probably really confusing you, im confusing myself. k so byeeeeeeeeeeeee MLE michelles turn.

Back again. Scooby dooby doo. Schoobe doobe du. dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd i love you trowa. now that theres no school i can think about you allll teh time. there is a thing on my eye. there is a thin on my eye. there is a thing on my eye. there is a thing on my eye. there isa thing on my eye. there is a thing on my eye. GET IT OFF ME MLE!!! YES NEVER...WAIT....NO NEBER...WAIT...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M CUNFUSED. k i'm gonna send this now...

ERI AND MLE

Trowa: You have odd friends Miake.
Miake: Oh I know right.
Trowa: MLE says I'm not hot.
Wufei: She speaks truth.
Miake: You're not hot either.
Wufei: This is OUR letters section. Go away.
Miake: MY site so booya.
Trowa: I remember signing Eri's yearbook. She has a picture of me in her binder. Scary.
Heero: And Miake had 2 pictures of me in her purse.
Miake: I CONQUERED THE WORLD TOO!!!
All the Pilots: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
Miake: Fine, spoil my fun. *leaves*
Duo: I think all of Miake's friends belong in a mental hospital.
Heero: Yeah, they'd fit right in with you.
Duo: SHUT UP!
Trowa: I have to admit. I agree with Heero.
Duo: Go away clown boy.
Trowa: It's MY letter. As soon as you get someone to stalk you I'll go away.
Quatre: I didn't know Cheerios could talk.
Wufei: They don't.
Quatre: But it says "the cheerios tell me what to do."
Trowa: Go try and talk to the Cheerios and maybe they'll talk to you like they do to Miake and her friends.
Quatre: They talk to Miake???!!! *runs to find Miake*
Trowa: He scares me more and more every day.



Dear Heero,

You must stop being so violent. Your good-for-nothing violence just bothers me a lot. You should be peaceful, like Relena. That just reminds me. Please, oh pretty please, get along with Relena. She only wants to set a good example for you. I hate when you act so immature!

-Anonymous

Heero: May I have permission to shoot your brother?
Miake: YES!!! PLEASE SHOOT HIM!
Heero: I don't have to be nice to anyone...let alone Relena.
Duo: Why does you brother say "pretty please"?
Miake: Cause he has problems *sulking because nobody disses Heero and gets away with it*
Quatre: I must agree. Violence is bad.
Trowa: I liked him better on the Zero System.
Wufei: I never liked him at all.
Heero: He called me IMMATURE!
Miake: Don't worry, I still love you.
Heero: I will kill him.
Miake: Good, the sooner the better. Then I'll get his room.
Heero: And I get his money?
Miake: Deal.
Duo: Great, now Heero goes out and becomes a hit man.
Quatre: *sweatdrops*



I am green font *you can't see* to honor the color of Trowa's eyes. I love you Trowa. Miake found this game at cartoonnetwork.com where you do the battle against the Libra. We've been playing it, and I keep winning with Quatre. How weird is that? Well, anyway, it's like the best game and it's so addicting. I want the Gundam Wing video game but Miake says it's all in Japanese. Hmm, maybe Heero will translate...name your price *the price is right*. Bg music is really annoying tho, it's like a keyboard *i know how to get this sound* on Bell and it's really high and it must die. IT WON'T GO AWAY. Someone please blow it up, thank you!
~Eri~
(\^^/)
(*..*)
_^^_ <--- Look it's a bunny rabbit!

Trowa: I think your friend is stalking me.
Miake: That's nice.
Heero: I'll translate if you kill Relena.
Miake: Hey that was MY job.
Heero: You're not doing a good job of it. She's still alive.
Trowa: How could you win with Quatre's gundam?
Duo: I know. He has the worst gundam of all of us.
Quatre: I do NOT!
Trowa: Where's the green font?
Miake: I was too lazy to make it green ok. It clashes with the site.
Wufei: *sarcastically* Women...
Trowa: I'll blow up the music for you.
Heero: Too late. I already did. *BOOM*



Hi Trowa again, it's me, Eri, once again here to scare you. You're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big after all! I'm listening to the theme song from Malcolm in the Middle. I'm burning a CD, and I'm gonna burn Sum 41 for Miake when this one's done. Buring is fun. Hehehe. And illegal, but that's okay! I had to pay to get most of these songs anyway...*or someone else did*. I love you Trowa. I think about you at least 27 times during math. Which might explain the 72 on my last test. Just kidding. But I love you anyway. You're a bad influence! I like bad influences. Did you read our story? *CD done**copying sum 41* Okay. Yes, Miake and I wrote that in 3rd hour. The Ice cream man is mowing children down. Hehehe. stupid song. DIE ICE CREAM MAN. Will you get rid of him for me??? Please??? Thank you!!!!!! I love you Trowa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eri, thy insane stalker

Trowa: Miake, no offense, I'm glad she likes me and all, but you have weird friends.
Miake: Hey what can i say, weird people attract weird friends.
Heero: Miake, you just dissed yourself.
Miake: I know.
Trowa: Infortunatly I'm not authorized to hunt down ice cream men because I don't want to go to jail.
Heero: But Duo could probably do it. Then he;d get thrown in jail and I'd never have to deal with him again.
Duo: HEY!
Miake: Or we could frame Wufei.
Wufei: What do you have against me?
Miake: Everything.
Trowa: You thought about me 27 times in math???
Miake: She has a picure of you in her binder too.
Trowa: I'm scared now...VERY scared.



Dear Trowa,

Your hair is really ugly. You need your personal appearance to be symmetric and balanced. My sister thinks that you are cute, and I think she is crazy to love someone who is so ugly. So, Trowa, you should go to a fancy hair salon in a mall and have one of those nice ladies style up your hair.

-Anonymous

Trowa: Well excuuuuse me. I'm sorry you're offended by my hair.
Miake: My brother write that. Don't feel offended. He looks worse than you. A LOT worse.
Heero: I thought you liked ME not Trowa.
Miake: ARG! He's gonna get it. I love you though.
Trowa: I'm sorry but maybe YOU should get one of those nice ladies to style YOUR hair. Everyone knows you need it.
Quatre: That's not nice to say to Miake's brother.
Miake and Trowa: HE DESERVES IT!



Hiya there Miake and Duo and Heero and Quatre and trowa and Wufei....

Having a nice life??? Good for you all!!! I'm so hapyy! Here's for some sappy shout outs seeing as I've nothing else to say ...

Miake - this is a cool site and stuff. Keep up the good work and don't forget to update!!

Duo - will you ever cut your hair? It's starting to look REAL girlish!!!

Heero - one word .... BOOM!

Trowa - Hair + Gell = you

Quatre - your waaaay too prissy. in other words... your a fruit.

Wufei - hmn. nothing to say to you but I would like to say that I'm not saying anything mean to you so that's a good thing ... i think. Maybe I have a bias towards chinese guys?? or not ...

That's all. Y'all have a nice life now!!

You must Explode ... BOOM!!!

~Shea

Duo: This is our letters section. Stop writing stuff to Miake.
Miake: It's my site if you haven't noticed.
Duo: Does my hair really look girlish?
Everyone but Duo: YES!
Heero: Why does everyone comment about how I like to blow up things?
Duo: Because it's queer.
Heero: Look who's talking.
Trowa: People always comment about my hair too.
Duo: It's queer.
Wufei: Shut up! You're starting to sound like Miake.
Miake: And is that a bad thing?
Quatre: She called me a fruit...I wonder what kind of friut. I like fruit.
Miake: You idiot, it's a diss!
Quatre: Oh.
Wufei: Thank you for not saying anything bad about me.
Quatre: She told us to explode! Isn't that a threat?
Duo: This guys has some serious issues.



i love you too Miake

love
Heero Yuy

Heero: I what...I swear I didn't send that. Someone framed me!
Miake: It's true, you realy love me! *gives Heero a hug*
Heero: Let go of me.
Duo: I can't believe it! You like the insane webmistress!
Miake: I am not crazy. Just a little hyper.
Quatre: Relena's going to be jealous Heero.
Heero: I told you, I don't like her.
Wufei: Look at him try to deny it.
Miake: Heero, I'm so flattered. I mean I always knew that you loved me but I never thought you'd admit it.
Heero: Can I kill you?
Miake: No, but my brother is fair game.
Heero: *thinks to himself* Maybe she's not so bad after all.



Purple is soooo pretty. HI THERE TROWA!!!!!!! I'm now gonna procede in scaring you more than you've ever been scared before, and that includes when you met Releena. I love you Trowa. You rule! I love your hair! How do you get it to stay that way?? It's soooo cool!! How much hair gel do you use, or does it just naturally go that way? Either way is cool. Have you ever heard Sum 41, Linkin Park or Simple Plan? Blink182?? They rule. My cousin John knows where Korn lives!!!! Swear to god, he told me the other day their address but I forgot...hmmm...I dunno. I'll have to bug him at U of M again... So ya like chocolate? Chocolate rules! I'm talking to Miake, she's my best friend! I suppose you've done that before, when you were attempting to blow up her house that one time...how come you can't blow up MY house?? This is not fair. Not fair at all. Share the joy! Well, I should go now, stupid programs. Bye Trowa~! I love you! Write back, okay? Yeah~!
Eri!

Trowa: Miake, hide me from your friends...I'm afraid.
Miake: Nope, not my problem. *runs and hides*
Trowa: I'm glad you like my hair. I don't like chocolate...it gets me hyper.
Duo: Shut up Trowa, you've never been on a sugar high.
Trowa: ...
Heero: Answer the questions already, I want to watch the hockey game.
Trowa: Fine. I have heard all of the music groups you named but only because Miake's holding us hostage at her house to answer letters and she plays their songs over and over.
All the Pilots: *glare at Miake*
Miake: I-um-well *tries to think of a way out on this one*
Trowa: I don't use hair gel...it's just natural.
Wufei: Lier.
Trowa: Miake, why did you tell your friends that we were going to blow up your house?
Miake: I felt like it.
Heero: I'll go blow up your house Eri.
Duo: Hey, I wanted to do that.
Trowa: The letter was sent to me to I get to.
Quatre: Omg. *sweatdrops*

Hey Heero,
I just wanted to right to tell you your the greatest!!!!!!!! I love the way you always blow things up!!!! It's too cool...erm.. . sorry I can get a little psychotic some times..hehe... Well I just wanted to say I'm so sorry you had your gundam blown up and I can sympathize with you about getting stalked. *sigh* I only wish it was you stalking me... out of curiosity do you really like Relena? Cause I defenetly think you can do so much better than that. Well I got to go Mikal's found me again. Nice writing to you.
Ja ne!!!
Tenshi Eleison

Heero: You sympathize with getting stalked...I wonder if Relena's after you too...I hope she's given up on me
Duo: Maybe then she'll go out with me...
Hilde: *runs in* HEY!
Heero: No, I don't like Relena. Yes I can do better.
Quatre: You don't like her? Not even a little bit?
Miake: Of course not, he likes me--
Heero: No. Miake go away or I'll kill you. I'm sorry I had my Gundam blown up too. I'd like to use it right about now on a certain webmistress.
Wufei: Join the crowd.
Heero: I like how I blow things up too. *thinks to himself* I need another Gundam.



Dear Heero,

Hi, what's up. Anyway, I'm sending you a letter because I love you to death. Will you go out with me? (I'm so queer) I even made a whole website devoted to you. Can you teach me how to pilot Wing Zero? You're the best Gundam pilot. I love you ^_^

Miake

p.s. I know, I'm a dork for sending my own site a letter but I have no life.

Heero: Now I know the webmistress has gone insane.
Quatre: You should feel flattered. She likes you.
Heero: No, she loves me. I don't teach anyone how to fly Wing Zero...let alone a crazy person like you.
Duo: I thought we destroyed all our Gundams...
Wufei: Do you still have yours?
Heero: Yes--i mean NO. Of course not.
Trowa: I heard that.
Heero: And no Miake, I won't go out with you.
Duo: I'll go out with you Miake.
Heero: Why would she want to go out with you?
Quatre: This is so pathetic

Dear Chang,

In my global issues class, I learned that a river in China called the Chang River. It is AKA the Yangtze River. You should feel honored!
When I was playing pinball, I thought of you because there is injustice in those games.

-Anonymous

Wufei: Nice going Miake, you complain about not getting letters so your brother decides to write one...TO ME!
Miake: You should "feel honored" in my brother's words
Heero: Just answer the letter
Wufei: I would like to be known as Wufei...do you know anybody that calls me "Chang"? No.
Duo: Injustice in computer games? What are you doing? Brainwashing Miake's brother? He's talking like you.
Wufei: He learned from the best.
Miake: *coughcoughHEEROISTHEBESTcough*
Wufei: What did you say onna?
Quatre: I think she said Heero was the best
Miake: *throws random objects at Quatre*
Trowa: ...
Wufei: *sarcastically* Yeah, I'm really sure they named that river after me...


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