Gundam Wing Road Trip to Florida
A (pointless) fanfic by: Miake Yuy and Eri Barton

Heero: Duo, omae o korosu.
Duo: I guess I took a wrong turn at the Mississippi River.
Quatre: From Michigan?
Wufei: INJUSTICE!
Heero: Shut up Wufei.
Wufei: INJUSTICE! You can’t tell me to shut up!
Trowa: Yes he can.
Wufei: No he can’t. It’s INJUSTICE!
Duo: Oh shut up.
Quatre: It’s a bloody iceberg darnit!
Heero: Ok, stop the movie. I forbid you to watch “Titanic” anymore.
Quatre: I’m the king of the world!
Duo: You’re the king of the queers!
Wufei: Look who’s talking Bakagami.
Duo: It’s Shinigami.
Heero: WATCH THE FREAKING ROAD MAXWELL! *crash*
Duo: Ok, who put the sign there?
Trowa: The sign is there to tell you to WATCH THE TURN!
Duo: I knew that.
Quatre: No you didn’t. My poor movie! *cries*
Wufei: Come closer so I can smack you.
Quatre: Why?
Heero: Because you’re annoying.
Trowa: What are we going to do about the van?
Duo: OMG! He talked!
Heero: OMG! You don’t shut up.
Duo: OMG! Do you see anyone caring?
All but Duo: Yes!
Duo: Oh, I knew that.
Quatre: No you didn’t.
Wufei: *slap* Stop with all the sappy stuff.
INJUSTICE!
Heero: Ok, which one of you has car insurance?
Duo: Let’s use Relena’s account and make her go broke.
Heero: Works for me.
Wufei: Don’t use some weak woman’s account.
Quatre: I have car insurance so we don’t have to use Relena’s.
Trowa: We’re using Relena’s she deserves to be broke.
Duo: …in half…Ok, lets go.
Heero: Thank goodness.
Quatre: My movie…what’s Relena’s account number?
Heero: 4765400138943150. Knock yourself out…literally.
Trowa: Out of curiosity, how do you know her account number?
Heero: I use it all the time when I destroy the Gundam.
Duo: How about we hitchhike?
Quatre: But...but...but we could get picked up b-b-by MURDERERS!
Duo: Or them *looks over at the car stopping with Eri and Miake in it*
Miake: *goes up to Heero* Hey, do you guys need a ride? Heero: No--*mouth covered by Eri*
Trowa: *sigh* Let's get this over with.
Eri: Hmm, grab the bags. C'mon chop chop!
Quatre: Oh fun! Do you have a video player thingie?
Eri: Yes.
Quatre: I LOVE YOU!
Eri: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Wufei: You're scaring her.
Duo: Thanks for the ride.
Heero: We're going to Florida.
Miake: FROM KANSAS!?
Heero: Just because Duo has no sense of direction.
Duo: I do? Wait. I don't? Is that right?
Trowa: Yes
Wufei: Shut up and get in the car. The sooner we go the sooner we can leave you behind!
Duo: Okay!
Wufei: You WANT to be left behind?
Quatre: I'd miss you Duo.
Miake: Can someone tell me what's this guy's problem?
Heero: That's what we've been trying to figure out too.
Trowa: Quatre's just...Quatre.
Quatre: Yup. Everyone should just be themselves. *sings*
Trowa: *gagging*
Duo: Are we there yet?
Heero: No, we're not even in the car.
Duo: Yes we are.
Heero: We're in OUR car. The one YOU CRASHED!
Eri: Yes, could you people hurry up!
Duo: Sorry, we had to deal with Quatre's emotional problems.
Quatre: MY MOVIE! *starts to cry*
Miake: Somebody shoot this guy.
Heero: Ok.
Wufei: Yes!
Heero: *out of bullets*
Wufei: NO!
Trowa: Here. *hands Heero a bullet*
Heero: BAM!
Quatre: WAIT!
Eri: No shooting in my car!
Miake: Don't yell at Heero. *puts arm around Heero*
Heero: Don't touch me.
Miake: *sweatdrops*
Eri: Oh lord. Save me.
Trowa: Take me with you.
Eri: *celebrates* I love you Trowa!
Wufei: INJUSTICE! I want a kiss.
All but Wufei: NO!
Miake: Wufei, who would want to kiss you?
All but Wufei: NO ONE!
Miake: I just realized I'm driving but I have no sense of direction.
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Duo: I'll drive!
All: NOOOO!
Eri: Give me that! *yanks steering wheel*
Miake: Hey, now how are we supposed to steer? You broke it!
Eri: Ok, what stupid idiot invented a steering wheel?
Trowa: Never mind. We're all gonna crash...again.
Miake: Let's jump out the window.
Wufei: No, then we'd die.
Heero: Then you go first.
Duo: I'm the God of Death, I should go first.
Trowa: Then jump.

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