Duo: But I don’t want to!
Heero: No one asked what you wanted.
Eri: Shh, I can’t concentrate!
Quatre: My poor movie *cries more*
Eri: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!
Miake: We’re gonna crash! *crash*
Wufei: Nice going. NOW what do we do? INJUSTICE!
Eri: Shut up!
Duo: Maybe we could rent a car.
Heero: Or I could just shoot you.
Trowa: Please.
Miake: No! I love you Heero!
Heero: What? *lost*
Miake: Don’t go to jail! *hugs Heero*
Heero: AHHHHHHHHH!
Miake: Heero, don’t you love me anymore? *rests head on Heero’s shoulder*
Heero: Oh-my-gosh.
Duo: Why doesn’t anyone flirt with me?
Wufei: Because you look like a girl.
Miake:…*asleep on Heero’s shoulder*
Eri: *staring blankly* Can we go now?
Trowa: But we crashed the car…again.
Duo: 2 down, 14 million to go.
Wufei: Shut up INJUSTICE!
Quatre: My movie! Ouchie.
Heero: *slapped Quatre* Darnit, I woke up Miake.
Miake: *half asleep* I didn’t mean to kill him…
Heero: Go back to sleep.
Miake: Ok.
Trowa: Does anyone have a phone so we can call a car rental.
Eri: Um…………no. Wait, yes, no.
Trowa: No or yes?
Eri: Uh, nes.
Trowa: Argh. No. No one does.
Eri: I love you Trowa.
Trowa: Um, ok.
Quatre: We’re going to sink like the Titanic!
Duo: We’re in a car! How can we sink?
Miake: Stop yelling! You woke me up.
Heero: Now look what you did. Omae o korosu.
Eri: Look, a truck! *stops truck*
Duo: Whoa, how’d she do that?
Eri: Climb in everyone. *mooing in the background*
Miake: Is that a cow truck???
Eri: Your point? I love you Trowa!
Trowa: Dah!
Heero: I feel your pain.
Guy in the Truck: Do you people need a ride?
Quatre: TITANIC!
Guy in Truck: QUEER PEOPLE! *drives away*
Trowa: That worked well. Very well. I love you Eri.
Heero: Uh-huh. Right. Better start walking.
Eri: Oh joy. Trowa, carry me.
Quatre: Awwww, isn’t this lovely!
Wufei: Yes, carry the weak woman.
Heero: *Picks up Miake* You mean THIS weak woman?
Miake: HEY!
Heero: You yelled in my ear. If I kiss you will you shut up?
Miake: Yes.
Quatre: Nobody likes me. *starts to cry*
Eri: *from atop Trowa* Yes, no one likes you. Trowa, go closer to Wufei.
Trowa: Kay.
Wufei: Oh the injustice! *gets slapped*
Eri: Hehehe. Fun!
Wufei: Owwwwwww. You’re not weak, stupid woman! You make me look bad!
Miake: You always look bad.
Wufei: Shut up.
Heero: I thought you weren’t going to talk Miake.
Miake: Sorry.
Quatre: Do you realize how long it’s going to take to walk to Florida? *cries*
Duo: OMG! Somebody save me.
Heero: No, you don’t deserve it.
Duo: Oh man.
Eri: Can we go now?
Trowa: Yes we can go.
Miake: Maybe if we all pool our money we can get a hotel room and rest and call a rental car place.
Heero: Good idea. *kisses Miake*
Duo: Heero, why are you being so nice. You HATE people.
Heero: Not this one. *looks at Miake*
Quatre: Aw! Heero is being so kind.
Eri: How come you don’t kiss me Trowa?
Trowa: Because I’m hungry and I might eat you.
Eri: Um okay. Maybe we should get something to eat.

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