A Bored Sick Webmistress And Her Favorite CD
A.K.A. Miake Annoys the G-Boys to Death
"I can't hold on, to what I want 'cause I'm streched so thin." I sang.
"This is the 5th time on a row you've listened to this CD." Duo complained.
"Then go away. I don't feel good. Linkin Park is the only one who can help me now." I said.
"Drama queen." Duo said.
"I'm taking acting classes what did you expect." I said.
"I tried so hard and got so far--
"But in the end you stayed out in the sun for an hour and a half and got sick." Quatre sang.
"Please don't sing Quatre." I said.
"Why?"
"Linkin Park sings better. That's why." I said.
"Heero, your girlfriend is being mean to us." Duo said.
"She's NOT my girlfriend." Heero said.
"Find another place to feed you greed while I find a place to rest." I sang.
"I thought you weren't feeling good Miake." Wufei said.
"I can't walk and stuff but I can sing Linkin Park." I said.
"I call it yelling. Not singing." Trowa said.
"Same difference." I said.
"Not really." Wufei said.
"It's unhealthy." Quatre said.
"What is?" I asked.
"Your obsession with Linkin Park." Quatre looks at me surfing the Linkin Park site, on another window reading the Linkin Park online newsletter, wearing a Linkin Park t-shirt, listening to the Linkin Park CD, singing Linkin Park.
"Ok, so maybe I'm just a little obsessed." I said.
"A LITTLE obsessed?! I'd say VERY obsessed." Duo said.
"I think we should send her to the insane asylum." Heero said.
"You try to take the best of me GO AWAY!!!!"
"Stop it Miake. You've givin us all headaches." Trowa said.
"Ok. Did you know that I could listen to this on my CD player with headphones but ever since I found out you guys got annoyed of Linkin Park I was so offended that I vowed to play the CD over and over until--
"Miake, I think you should run." Quatre said.
"Why?" I looked around and all the pilots were giving me murderous looks. "DAH!" I tried to run but fell down the stairs (i'm still sick remember).
"That was better than killing her." Duo said.
"No it wasn't." Heero said.
"OW!!! You will pay for this."