Miake and Duo Get an Insane Obsession with Shakespearian Language

"Duo! What did you do?" Wufei said.
"I hath destroyed thou microwave."
"Had thee known how to use it thou wouldn't have murdered it." I said.
"What's your problems?" Wufei said really annoyed.
"Thy problems are none of thou business." I said.
"I hath no problems." Duo said.
"Thou'th a fraud!" I declared.
"I doth not know what thou means't by that." Duo said.
"I think thou knows't but acts foolish to deceive me" I said.
Heero was trying to read the newspaper and was getting really annoyed of us.
"Both of you shut thee mouths before I shoot you heads off." Heero said.
"Heero, if our way we speak'th disturbs you we shall journey to thy livingroom." I said.
"You can." Wufei said, "But Duo's staying here and telling us why he exploded the microwave."
"Spoil'th thy fun." Duo said.
"So, why did you blow up the microwave!?!?!" Wufei was really annoyed now.
"I doth not know'st how to operate it." Duo said.
"Then don't use it!!!" Wufei said.
"I mourn for thee dear microwave." I said.
"Miake, that's queer." Heero said.
"I know'st that." I said.
"Somebody shoot them." Wufei said.
"Mission accepted." Heero said.
"Um, I'm done. No more Shakespeare language." I said.
"You hath betrayed me. Traitor!" Duo said.
"Yeah, uh-huh. I did betray you. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!" I said.
"Smart girl." Heero said.
What became of Duo Maxwell we'll never know...he probably went off to watch Monday night football or something. I don't think Heero shot him though because Quatre throws a hissy fit every time Heero shoots someone. So that's the end. **Home**