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So Far : It had been two weeks since school had first started. (My how time flies!) Each former gundam pilot soon realised that he had eiother Drake or Alex in one or more of their classes. Quatre, Duo, and Alex were getting along splendidly, while Wufei, Heero, and Trowa kept a safe distance from both Alex and Drake. Well Trowa tried anyway. he continued to brush and pleat Alex's hair twice a day and often times Alex tried to drag Trowa into an interesting conversation only to get Trowa's trademark "Hn," in return.

Even though Heero shared a dorm with Drake he still had no trouble with giving Drake the cold shoulder. Maybe Drake would have cared if he wasn't so busy ignoring Heero back. Wufei barely talked to anyone anymore and followed Drake around as often as he could. Even though everyone was suspicious of one another things were still calm. Heero didn't have his little bicycle shorts where he pulled out his gun from......that space.....where ever that is. (Yeah what is that all about eh? ^_^) No one was screaming at each other in the hallway or fighting between classes. Everything was pretty much fine actually. That is until a 'she' arrived on the scene. Who arrived you ask? Tammy Faye Baker that's who!!

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At Lunch Time:

"Hey where is everybody?"Alex said as she sat down next to Quatre. Heero, Quatre, Trowa, and now Alex were sitting around a lunch table in the cafeteria.

"Wufei mentioned something last period about getting something from Child Development,"Quatre replied as he picked uneasily at his mystery meat. "Is anything in this cafeteria edible?"

"Duo said the exact same thing,"Trowa said. *turns to Alex* "Doesn't Drake have the same Child Development class?"

"Do you suppose he's with them?"Alex asked.

"Well Wufei and Drake both walked off in the same direction after P.E,"Quatre pointed out. *pokes Heero in the ribs* "You're awfully quiet. What's wrong?" Heero had been listening quietly during the whole conversation, just staring down at his plate. He didn't like the idea of Drake being around Duo at all.

"Nothing,"Heero replied in monotone. Just thenDuo walked up and sat down heavily on Heero's lap. "Ack! What are you doing?" Heero stared down Duo wide-eyed. Duo was not looking back at Heero but instead seemed to be looking at he was holding in his arms.

"Heero...I have something to tell you. I should have told you sooner but I was scared about you're reaction,"Duo whispered.

"What are you talking about?"Heero asked hesitantly. Quatre, Trowa, and Alex were watching this whole scene as if it were a soap opera. Duo looked up at Heero with big watery eyes and Heero started to worry.

"I had a baby,"Duo said as he held up a baby wrapped in a blanket. The baby began to cry at the sudden movement. Heero immediately screamed and jumped up, causing Duo to fall to the floor.

"What the hell is that!?"Heero cried.

"Hey be careful! You could have hurt our child,"Duo shouted at Heero. Heero felt a chill run up his spine when he heard Duo say 'our child'. He didn't really know why but it was creepy. Duo held the baby close to his chest and tried to comfort it. He rocked it gently in his arms and it stopped crying.

"How the hell did you have a baby!?"Heero asked as he stared at Duo in disbelief. Duo stood up and stared at Heero with his face blank.

"Silly you know to make a baby,"Duo said sweetly as he batted his eyelashes at Heero.

"That's not what I mean!"Heero cried out. He was getting really pissed off.

"Ummmmm...well with today's technology...genetic testing...advanced science...it's a tricky question really,"Duo stammered.

"Let me see that baby,"Heero muttered angrily.

"No way you'll hurt it,"Duo said as he backed away from Heero slowly. Heero lunged at Duo and tried to wrestle the baby out of Duo's grasp. As they both fell to the floor, still wrestling, Drake and Wufei walked up holding similar looking bundles in their arms.

"Heero be careful! It's a baby!"Quatre shouted. He wasn't sure if he should intervene and grab the baby or not. Of course if he did he'd have to deal with Heero.

"Don't worry Quatre it's not real it's just a doll,"Wufei said as he held up his baby by the arm.

"Wufei what are you doing?"Quatre said as he crawled over the table and grabbed the baby away from Wufei. Unfortuantly Quatre lost his footing and fell on top of Wufei on a very sensitive area. Wufei bit his lip so as not to cry out and both his and Quatre faces turned. "Oh my gosh! I'm sorry! Are you OK!?"

"Wufei why is your face red!?"Trowa asked accusingly. Trowa looked like he was about to strangle Wufei with his bare hands. Drake and Alex just sat there watching the ensuing violence along with evryone else in the cafeteria. Drake placed his baby on top of the table and rested his chin in his palm.

"What did you say Wufei!?"Heero said as he looked up at Wufei who was preoccupied with Quatre and Trowa. Duo seized the oppurtunity and jumped up.

"Heero you really should be more careful. You are a father now,"Duo said as he rocked the baby gently back and forth. The latch on the back of the baby had come open during the wrestling and the batteries fell to the floor. The baby stopped crying due to no batteries and Duo froze as well.

"I'll kill you!"Heero shouted from the floor.

"Oopsie...heh...just a little joke Heero,"Duo apologized. Heero stood up, grabbed Duo by the braid and pulled him down into a chair.

"You all are very weird,"Alex said as she watched Trowa pull Quatre off of Wufei.

"I'm soooooooo sorry Wufei. Really I am. Please forgive me. I'm sorry. Does it hurt?"Quatre said, rambling on.

"I'm fine!"Wufei cried. "It's not like it broke off or anything." *group sweatdrop*

"Ya sure?"Duo asked. "Cuz one time Heero scared the crap oughta me one night cuz he...."

"Shuttup!"Heero screamed, turning red from embarrassment. "Don't make up weird stories!"

'There he is,'she thought excitedly. She started to run towards him happily. 'He'll be so happy to see me.' "Heeeeeeeeeeeerrrroooooooooooooo!!!" Heero, who had been wrestling with Duo to keep him from telling weird stories about him immediately did a face dive into the floor. All the other gundam pilots looked towards the voice in disbelief.

'It can't be,'Heero thought as he lay on the floor, trying to be as still as possible so that she wouldn't see him. 'She wouldn't. It's impossible.' Yep the girl was none other then Relena. She ran forward and attempted to pull Heero up from the floor. Heero, still trying to pretend to be a slug, lay there like a rug.

"Relena!? What the hell are you doing here!?"Trowa asked.

"Oh! They let me out for good behavior,"she answered cheerily as she ran over to Heero.

"What the hell is that?"Alex asked Quatre as she pointed to the blond stalker. "Itai! Heero did you see what that braided brat did to me?"Relena called pitifully from the floor.

"What do you mean 'braided brat'?"Duo and Alex asked in unison.

"Yes Relena I saw and I don't care,"Heero said in monotone.

"Oh you're such a kidder,"Relena said joyously as she hopped up from the floor and sat next to Heero. Heero tried to scoot down but Wufei was blocking the way. "So Heero did you miss me?"

"We counted the hours,"Wufei replied stonefaced. Relena glared back at him. Duo, who was still standing up, was shaking with rage as he looked at Relena but she just ignored him. No one at the table, even Drake and Alex who never met Relena before, were thoroughly disgusted at her presence.

"Who are you?"Relena rudely asked as she glared at Alex. "Eew you look like the braided ass. Stay away from MY Heero!"she said before giving Alex a chance to answer.

"He's not YOUR Heero!"Duo yelled down at her angrily.

"He is now that I'm back,"she replied peevishly.

"He's my Heero!"Alex cried as she draped herself over Heero, feeling that it would be fun to jump on the bandwagon. Drake stood up and glared at Alex as if he were to protest, but he sat back down without uttering a word.

"Don't I have a say in this?"Heero asked.

"NO!"Relena and Duo said in unison. *Q,A,Dr,W,T,H sweatdrop* Heero turned towards Relena, put his hands on her chair, and pushed her away. Heero got up and stormed out of the cafeteria.

"Now see what you've done!?"Relena screamed at Duo before running after Heero.

"Hey! Get your hands off of Heero!"Duo cried as he ran after them.

"Poor Heero,"Alex said before she too got up and left for class. Drake stood up and followed her, leaving Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei remained at the table. They sat there quietly for a while.

"So..............Wufei you sure you're ok?"Quatre asked. Both Trowa and Wufei groaned as they got up and started to leave too. "Well I had to say something to break the silence!" Quatre got up and ran after them.

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Heero walked slowly out on to the track field, head bowed, with Trowa walking beside him. Duo and Alex had already raced ahead. They were all wearing the Physical Education required uniform which consisted of red shorts and a white t-shirt. Since the girl's had the same kind of uniform Alex was also wearing red shirts and a white shirt. Alex was now trying to teach Duo how to do cartwheels on the grass in the middle of the track circle.

"So they let Relena out hm? She doesn't seem sane to me,"Trowa said to Heero.

"What I want to know is how the hell did she find me,"Heero muttered. "She better not be enrolled here. She'll drive everyone crazy." Heero picked his head up and looked at Duo and Alex. Duo couldn't manage to do the cartwheels, he kept falling over. 'I thought that girl and Drake were enough trouble,'Heero thought.

"You're hopeless,"Alex said. She laughed as she watched Duo fall over again.

"Hey it's harder then it looks,"Duo said grumpily. "Trowa! Can you do cartwheels?"

"Of course. I was in the circus,"Trowa said as he sat down on the grass next to Alex. Heero walked up behind him and just stood and watched Duo make an idiot out of himself.

"Really? You were in the circus!?"Alex cried as she turned and gaped at Trowa. Trowa turned red instantly.

'She really is cute,'he thought. "Umm well yeah. For a few years. I was a clown."

"A clown? You must've looked cute in your clown suit,"Alex replied. Duo sat down in front of the pair and stared at them curiously.

'Trowa's blushing,'Duo thought. 'Does he like Alex? I was so sure he had a thing for Quatre.' Duo looked up at Heero who had obviously noticed the same thing. He was glaring as he looked down at Trowa and Alex.

"Hey you four get over here!"Mr. Landis, the gym teacher, called. "Time to do exercises!" Alex, Duo, and Trowa got up and walked toward the group of students. Heero stood behind watching them.

'What the hell is Trowa thinking!?'he thought.

"Gambatte kudasai Heero!"Relena cried from the stands on one side of the track field. Heero immediately did another face dive on to the track course.

"Relena?!"he cried as he got up and stared at her in disbelief.

"Damnit! Go home ya stalker!"Duo shouted at her.

"Yeah! Go home!"Alex imitated. Relena just swished her hair at the pair in retort. Duo growled in frustration and made like he was going to charge at Relena. Trowa grabbed Duo by his braid to prevent him from commiting murder in the stands.

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5th period:

"She's been following me around all day!"Heero yelled. "She's been acting like my damn shadow!"

"Shh! Keep your voice down!"Quatre said as he looked at the teacher warily. Heero, Trowa, Quatre, Alex, and Drake were all crowded around a work table in Calculus class. Being very good in math, all of them, they all had aleady finished their work and weretalking in low tones to each other. On one side of the table sat Quatre, Alex, and Drake in that order. On the other side sat Heero, facing Quatre, and Trowa, facing Alex. "How did she find you anyway Heero?"Quatre asked.

"I don't know,"he replied.

"Maybe she's psychic,"Alex offered. She and Quatre were playing Speed with a pack of cards. So far, Alex was winning.

"Don't give her the credit,"Heero muttered, his head hanging down in despair.

"How's it been on Duo?"Trowa asked.

"He turned into the Green Eyed Monster,"Alex said with a smirk. Heero made a sort of sad whining sound. "I win!"Alex said triumphantly.

"Damn,"Quatre said as he still had six cards left over.

"Who's playing winner?"Alex asked as she looked at Heero and Trowa hopefully. Neither of them made any sign if they did want to play. Alex turnd to the side and smiled wdie as she looked at Drake. "How bout it Fukigen?" Drake sighed impatiently but he gave in as Alex knew he would. She dealt out the cards between them and they began to play.

"Maybe if you ignore her she'll go away Heero,"Quatre suggested as he looked over Alex's shoulder to watch the two play.

"Doubtful,"Heero murmured. Heero and Trowa were also watching Alex and Drake play together. Despite himself, Drake had a little grin on his face. By the look on Drake's face he was winning.

'Whoa,'Quatre thought. 'He's actually kinda cute when he smiles.' Trowa and Heero were thinking the same thing. In a few more minutes the game was over and Drake had won. Drake smiled at Alex as if to say "Ha ha my shit don't stink!".

'I've never seen Drake smile,'Heero thought. 'I don't think he ever smiles unless he's around Alex.' Drake looked up and matched stares with Heero. Drake quickly wiped away his smile from his face and glared at Heero for staring at him. Heero glared back feircly before looking away. Taking the hint Quatre and Trowa also looked away. It was then that the bell rang to signal the end of the period. Heero, Quatre, and Trowa walked off together towards their Chemistry class, and Alex and Drake walked off together towards English 2 Honors class.

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After Classes:

"Hey Wufei will you come with me?"Duo asked. Duo was holding his laundry basket filled with dirty sheets again. With his free hand he had grabbed Wufei's wrist and was pulling him out of his room.

"Go where?"he protested.

"To the laundry room,"Duo replied. "I hafta wash my sheets again and I have no one to keep me company."

"Couldn't you have gone with Quatre or Alex?"Wufei argued.

"Everyone's busy,"Duo said calmly as he pulled him towards the Laundry room. Wufei was blushing from having Duo holding his hand, and he pretended to sigh impatiently as he gave in to Duo's request. Wufei grimaced when they walked into the Laundry room. Washers were lined up against the left wall and dryers on the right. "Oh come on Wufei all you hafta do is keep me company while I wait for my laundry to get done,"Duo said as he placed the basket on one of the washing machines. (I presume everyone reading this already knows how to do their own laundry so I shall not go and explain the steps for if I do it will be boring and I'm lazy. ^_^)

"Some company you are,"Duo muttered as he looked over at Wufei. He was sitting on one of the unused washing machines and Wufei was sitting on one of the benches. They had been in there for awhile and the clothes were almost ready to be put into the dryer. Wufei had been looking down at his feet nearly the whole time. While Duo, having found the radio, sang along to Shingo Mama no Oha-Rock by Katori Shingo. (It's this really weird Japanese song. I just wanted to imagine Duo singing along with it. ^_~) This all was torturing Wufei. He could barely even look up at Duo. Duo was sitting with his legs crossed and was playing with his braid while he sang aloud.

"Umm Duo,"Wufei said nervously.

"Hmm?"Duo said as he stopped singing and looked down at Wufei curiously.

"Uh there's something important I have to tell you,"he muttered as he jumped up from the bench. Duo just looked at him, clearly confused as Wufei advanced towards him.

"What is it?"he asked. Wufei stood directly in front of Duo now and he stared down at the floor guiltily.

"I...uh...well...what I mean to say is...that I,"Wufei stammered. 'How the hell do people do this?'he thought. He looked up at Duo who was patiently waiting for him to explain. Suddenly Wufei grabbed Duo's arms, leaned over close, and kissed him. Duo fell backwards from the shock. Wufei had forced his tongue into Duo's mouth, muffling Duo's protests. Wufei wrapped his strong arms around Duo's waist and refused to let go. Wufei moved his kisses from Duo's mouth to his cheek, and then to his jawline. When Wufei started to kiss his neck, Duo couldn't help but moan softly. Wufei took this as a hint and began to bite gently and lick at Duo's neck.

Wufei released his strong grip from Duo's waist. With his right hand he held the back of Duo's neck and his left hand had snaked it's way into Duo's pants and cupped his arousal through his boxers. Duo moaned again, the very sound of it seemed to make Wufei more excited. Duo wrapped his arms around Wufei's shoulders and leaned his head back. Duo was overcome with pleasure and his vision was starting to become blurry. Wufei pulled his hand out of Duo's pants and began to unbuckle them.

"Wufei! What the hell are you doing!?"Duo shouted as he regained control over himself.

"I'm going to make love to you,"Wufei replied in a strangely calm voice.

"Why!?"Duo said as he tried to push Wufei away.

"Because then you'll be mine,"Wufei said menacingly as he looked at Duo.

"But you can't!"Duo shouted. Duo put his hands against Wufei's shoulders and pushed him back forcefully. Wufei stared at Duo in surprise. He glared back at Wufei angrily. "Go away,"Duo ordered.

"Duo....but I..."Wufei pleaded.

"Now!"Duo screamed as he pointed towards the door. With one final sad glance at Duo, Wufei slowly walked out of the room and closed the door behind him. Once he had left Duo sighed with relief and sat down on the bench. He hung his head in his hands.

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The End

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