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"I'm boooooooored!"Duo shouted. "There's nothing to dooooooooooo!"
"You've said that a thousand times already Maxwell! We know!"Wufei yelled at Duo.
They had all decided to take a vacation to Hawaii on Earth. Unfortuantly it began to rain the first day they had arrived. Quatre had rented a beautiful summerhouse for them all to stay in. The house was four stories tall and right next to a gorgeous, white sandy beach where the water as so clear and blue you could see all the way down to the bottom. The water itself was like blue glass. Too bad it was thunderstorming outside and none of them had a chance to enjoy it.
Duo was laying on his back on one of the couches, kicking his legs up in the air. Wufei sat in front of the t.v. and was channel surfing, searching desperately for a watchable program besides infomercials, all the while screaming at Duo to be quiet.Trowa was leaning against the wall, arms and ankles crossed, just watching everyone. Heero lay on the thick carpet, staring at the ceiling, while Quatre sat next to him, cleaning his nails.
"I'm so bored,"Heero muttered from the floor. (Quatre had not allowed him nor anyone else to bring along a laptop.)
"Damnit Yuy! Don't you start too!"Wufei cried.
"Hey Heero. How about me and you go upstairs to my room and cure our boredom,"Duo teased. All the other pilots, including Heero, rolled their eyes at Duo's suggestion. Duo just giggled as he kicked his legs in the air some more. Heero decided that Duo's legs were way more interesting then the ceiling and started watching them instead.
Meanwhile:
"You sure this is going to work?"Relena asked suspiciously as she held up the ancient-looking book.
"Of course it's going to work Miss Relena,"Dorothy replied. "That is if you follow the directions correctly."
'Finally! Heero will be mine!"Relena thought as she walked away from Dorothy's front porch towards he awaiting pink limo. Dorothy smiled evilly as she watched Relena. As relena settled into the backseat of her limo she smiled happily to herself and held the book to her chest.
"Pagan,"she said. "Call the airport. I'm going to Hawaii. I'm leaving today."
"Yes Miss Relena."Pagan said from the driver seat.
Few Days Later in Hawaii: (my, time sure went by fast)
Duo sighed unhappily as he stared out he and Heero's bedroom window. He was sitting on the desk chair in front of the window with his arms on the sill.
"Can't it stop raining for five minutes?!"he exclaimed. Heero lay on his back on the bed thinking bout how beautiful his laptop was. "I wish we could all go swimming,"Duo muttered as he rested his chin on his arms.
"All I want is my computer,"Heero added sadly. Duo raised his head and glared at Heero angrily.
"You don't your computer when you have me!"he shouted. Heero sat up sharply and stared at Duo innocently.
"Isn't that what I said?"he asked, eyes wide and head tilted slightly to the side. Duo seemed to buy the lame exscuse. He smiled at Heero before turning back to the window. It was dark outside and it was thunderstorming. The lawn on the side of the mansion extended for about 100 yards before it turned into jungle. Duo was staring at the beginning of the jungle, hoping to catch site of a jaguar or something. Duo blinked his eyes and raised his head again. He squinted his eyes, trying to see better. "What's the matter?"Heero asked, noticing his lover's strange behavior.
"Nothing,"Duo replied as he shook his head. "Just thought I saw something moving in the bushes."
"Must have an animal or something,"Heero said as he stood up and looked out the window, standing behind Duo. "Come on I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat,"he suggested as he tugged gently on Duo's braid.
"Yay snacks!!"Duo shouted as he jumped up and pulled Heero towards the door.
"EEEEEEEEEE!!!! Get away from me you stupid squirrel!!"Relena screamed as she struggled to make her way through the jungle. She had arrived in Hawaii the day before and had already managaed to track down the location of her precious Heero Yuy. Unfortuantly there were no main roads that led up to the house. Relena had insisted to Pagan that shego alone and of course Relena had gotten lost. Relena stumbled out on to the mansion's grounds a few seconds after Duo had pulled Heero away. "Yay I finally found it!"she shrieked cheerfully as she looked up at the house. "Too bad I'm such a mess though,"she grumpled as she looked at her dress. Her skirt and legs were coated in slime and mud from when she had fallen, and twigs and leaves were snagged in her hair, not too mention she was soaking wet.
She ran towards the house, slipping numerous times on the slick wet grass as she did. She finally reached the wall and plastered herself against it. Making her self as flat against the wall as possible. She inched along the wall and headed towards the back of the house, praying that no one had seen her. She spotted a tool shed in the back of the house as she turned the corner of the wall. Deciding that that was the perfect place to pull off her little 'experiment' she raced towards it, trying not to slip anymore for fear of being seen. 'Good thing it's so dark,'she thought as she tugged the door of the shed open and stepped inside.
She shook the water off of her body and squeezed it out of her dress. When she was done she lowered the pack from off her back on to the floor. Inside was a paper bag filled with candles, matches, and chalk. The ancient book that Dorothy had given her was also in the pack. Dorothy had told her it was a spell book and that if Relena had done the love spell right that Heero would fall in love with her and forget about that bastard Duo. Relena smirked as she thought of how hard Duo would be crying when he saw Heero and her together. "He'll get his,"she muttered angrily. "Steal my Heero away will you."
She took out the candles out, placed them around the room and then lighted them with the matches. Next she took out the chalk and drew a big pentagram on the floor with the top point facing south, towards the mansion, and Relena sat in front of it with her back to the north. She pulled out the spell and flipped through the pages searching for the right love spell to do. "Aaaaaah. Here we go. 'To make the one you love yours',"she said aloud. " 'Just imagine the one that you love in your mind and chant the spell below and soon they'll be all yours'. Hmmmm sounds easy enough." She scanned the bottom of the page where the spell was and grimaced. It was written i some type of foreign language.
She swallowed the lump in her throat and she tried her best to say the words correctly as she imagined Heero in her mind.
"Omai Oshiri
Hiwai na Saru
Sekkusu
Penisu Orugazumu
Ii Chichi
Okisho Okisho
Ranko-Pati!!!"
There was a flash of lightning as Relena raised her arms up towards the sky. She waited a few more minutes but nothing else seemed to happen so she packed up her stuff and left the shed. 'Tomorrow Heero, you'll be all mine,'she thought gleefully as she ran towards the jungle.
"What the hell was that,"Wufei said as he peered out the kitchen window. His hands were on the counter, lifting him up so he could lean closer in to the window. He had just gotten out of the shower and he had left his wet hair down. He was wearing his usual white chinese outfit (with the poofy pants and the really long shirt) that he looks totally adorable in.
"What the hell's what?"Quatre asked as he walked into the kitchen. He felt a jolt go through his body as he laid eyes on Wufei. Quatre shook his head and blinked his eyes a few times. 'What was that?'he thought.
"I thought I saw something out by the shed,"Wufei replied as he leaned farther over the counter. His feet were no longer touching the floor the counter was so big. It was like one of those fancy resturaunt kitchens. Quatre raised an eyebrow and smiled slyly as he looked at Wufei's butt wiggle as he leaned over the counter. Quatre ran his tongue over his bottom lip, raised his arms, and prepared to tackle Wufei.
"I guess it was just an animal,"Wufei said as he started to get down from the counter. Quatre tensed his muscles just when he was about to pounce on top of Wufei someone pounced him. Quatre screamed in terror and so did his attacker. Wufei was surprised and slipped on the counter. He cut his hand on a knife and banged his elbow on the kitchen counter. Quatre rolled on to his back and faced his attacker. It was Duo.
Duo had previously been running around the house holding on to Heero's hand but when Relena had finished chanting the spell he had spotted Quatre in the kitchen's doorway. He suddenly let go of Heero, the momentum causing Heero to collide into the wall at full force. Duo had then ran towards Quatre and tackled him.
"Duo!"he shouted in disbelief. "You scared the crap oughta me!" Duo just chuckled as he sat on top of Quatre. Duo pinned Quatre's arms down and grinned at him stupidly. "Oi! Get up Duo, you're heavy."
"I am not heavy!"
"Damnit Maxwell!"Wufei exclaimed, his back still to the other two as he washed off his hand.
"Duo what are you doing to my......." Trowa trailed off, unable to finish the sentence as he stared at Duo in complete awe.
"Your what?"Duo asked defensively as he turned around to look at Trowa.
"Duo what did you ooof!"Heero cried as he ran into the kitchen and bumped into Duo. He fell to the floor with a loud thud. He looked up at Trowa who hadn't even noticed but was still staring at Duo. Wufei looked up from the cut on his hand to see the perfect soldier sprawled out on the floor and he lost his breath. Heero however was looking at Trowa with his mouth hanging open. Quatre leaned his head back to look at Wufei who was nearly drooling and giggled.
"Hey Wufei can you help me up?"he asked sweetly. Wufei didn't seem to hear him.
"I just love your voice Quatre,"Duo whispered as he looked down at him. He wrapped his arms around Quatre and was about to kiss him. Trowa jumped in trying to pull Duo off, Heero jumped in to glomp Trowa, and Wufei ran up and grabbed Heero from around the waist. Duo was pulled somewhat away from Quatre and Quatre immediately grabbed Wufei's ankle. They all fell to the floor trying to grab ahold of their 'koibito'.
"Hey stop that!"
"Ouch! Who's grabbing my assOW!" "Who's doin that?"
"It's Wufei!"
"Shuttup Maxwell,it is not. Let go Quatre."
"Eek! Don't touch that!"
"Stop pinching!"
"Ow! Trowa your grabbin' to hard! Hey stop touching that!"
"*giggle* Kiss kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss!" "Ninmu ryoukai!"
"*group scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Meanwhile Relena skipped through the jungle, happily humming to herself.
"Heero's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall mine now!"
The End
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So whatcha think? That's chapter one. Relena had read the spell wrong and now all the pilot's are in love with someone else. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! What will happen in chaptor two you ask? I have no clue. How will this all be resolved? *shrugs* Haven't decided yet. I'm gonna try to keep it within four chapters. No sex scenes tho', cuz one partner will obviously be unwilling. So there's just gonna be lotz of kissing and groping. LoL. E-mail with any ideas or suggestions you might have! ~muah Arigatou!