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Origins: Sahli Casbah's origins are shrouded
in a mysterious veil of Middle Eastern espionage, politics, and rumour.
Believed to have been born in Cairo, Egypt, to an Iraqi oil baron, there
is no doubt that Sahli Casbah has garnered a large amount of wealth
from somewhere. But details are sketchy and hidden.
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Personals: Sahli Casbah
hates everyone and everything American. He also hates Jews, blacks,
Hispanics, Europeans, and eskimos. He loves all things Middle Eastern,
no matter what. He will harp on his dogmatic views until the day he
dies and will never give an inch. In 2002, El Qasr Sahli Casbah
recieved a diplomatic visa through Afghanistan, and is now free to come
and go to the US as he wishes. He has enteredt the W3 and the IWF with
the main purpose being to continue his crusade to push forth his Muslim
and Islamic Fundamentalists views on everyone, especially the American
people. It was not long in the W3 before Casbah won the World Heavyweight Title, defeating Mike Steele. However, one week later at Corporate Judgement, he lost the ttle as Brian Batson pinned jackrabbit in a triple threat match. Casbah was distracted and then beaten by Mike Steele during the match giving Batson the opening to win. Casbah has called a jihad upon Mike Steele. In the IWF, Casbah brutally attacked Ander Carvetti and Lukas Shokk, only to be thwarted by Felica Duarte, who challenged him to a ppv match. More to come... |
Opponent
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Date/Event
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Summary
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Result
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Max Jurries &
Brian Cannon
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7-7-2002:
W3 Fun in the Sun PPV |
Triple Threat
Match
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B. Canon submits
to the FYA
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Chris Sparks
& Dayne Hunter
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7-25-2002:
W3 Flatline |
Triple Threat
Match
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C. Sparks pins
Sahli Casbah
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Kryptonite
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7-14-2002: W3
Flatline
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Singles Match
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Loss by pinfall
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Mike Steele
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7-31-2002: W3
Flatline
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World Heavyweight
Title Match
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Win by pinfall
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Brian "The
Bastard" Batson & Jackrabbit
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8-10-2002:
W3 Corporate Judgement PPV |
World Heavyweight
Title Triple Threat Match
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Batson pins Jackrabbit
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"The Dark
Phoenix" Shawshank
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8-15-2002: W3
Flatline
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Singles Match
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Win by submission
to FYA
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Viper
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8-18-2002: IWF
Sunday Night Fights
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Singles Match
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Win by submission
to FYA
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"Annihilator"
Scotty Carter
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W3
Flatline
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Street
Fight
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Win
by submission to FYA
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"The
Rebel" Kevin Cool
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IWF
Sunday Night Fights
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Singles
Match
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Win
by submission to FYA
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The Punisher
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8-27-2002: W3
Flatline
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Desert
Death Match
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Loss
by pinfall
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The
Wolverine
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IWF
Sunday Night Fights
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Singles
Match
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Loss
by DQ
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Pete Ebdon
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8-27-2002: W3
Flatline
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Tag Matches/Battle Royals
Opponent
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Date/Event
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Summary
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Result
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Dan Sweney, Aaron
Christopher, Deep Dark Dead, Racky Wreenkle, Tojo Saito, Greg Valentine,
Koko B. Ware, Rik Justus, Dr. Midnight, Glacier, Lou Szer, X-Cedrin,
David Thunder, Humberto Hernandez, Heartbreak Meyers, Destructo, The
Saint, Adam Young, Gideon Trait, Captain Muscles, Al K. Seltzer, Darrel
Anderson, HIM, Clay Henry
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8-31-2002:
TWF Live |
Battle Royal
for all vacant titles
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Eliminated Aaron
Christopher, Clay Henry, & Tojo Saito;
Eliminated by Dan Sweney |
Promo Archive
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Promos
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Summary
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Casbah &
Babboo escape from war savaged Afghanistan
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Yassir
Arafat calls Casbah
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Casbah
misses his pet goat
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Casbah
pays a visit to John Walker-Lindh and Elian Gonzalez
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Casbah
calls a Jihad against the W3
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Casbah
signs autographs and beats up Hacksaw Duggan at the mall
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Casbah
eats sheep brains and throws up on Steve Buscemi
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SWAT
teams decend on a Muslim community
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Terrorist
training camp w/ guest star Steve Buscemi
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The
hunt for Steve Buscemi
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Spies
infiltrate the camp including G Dubya, N'Sync, and a Teletubby
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Talitubby
dies
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Steve
Buscemi, N'Sync, and Alec baldwin all get shot
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Casbah
goes off after Mike Steele costs him the title at Corporate Judgement
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Casbah
moves into a cave for his protection
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MTV
begins a new Real World season
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Ravers
take over the cave as Casbah grows a Chia-Beard
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Casbah
buys Hussein a tank for his birthday
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Casbah
plays with a decapitated goat
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