Somewhere in a little cave in the nether-regions of America...

El Qasr: The time has come.

Babboo: SHARMOOTA! SHARMOOTA! SHARMOOTA!

El Qasr: Sharmoota...

Beverly Hills, California.

Alec Baldwin: Everyone makes that mistake, so don't worry abo--

Terrorist: DIE STEVEN BALDWIN!!! DIE!!!

Alec Baldwin: No, I'm Alec Baldwin, not Steve--- AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

RATATA!

BAM! BAM! BAM!

BRAATAATAA!

Alec Baldwin crumples to the ground...

Taliban Judgement #5:

Terror reigns

Back at the cave...

El Qasr: All the pieces have been carefully weighed, all my enemies marked for destruction. Now comes the moment of truth, the time when I will rise to my ascendency, in the name of all that is holy, in the name of Allah!

Somewhere at a Six Flags Great Adventure...

Justin Timberlake: Listen guys, this is just atemporary setback. We'll be back at the to-- huh?

Terrorist: DIE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!! DIE BACKSTREET BOYS!!!

One of the other ones: We're not the Bac--AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

Justin Timberlake: UUUUUUUGH!!!

The other one: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The other one: OOOOOOOOOOOOYYY!

The last one: AAAAAAAAARGHHH!

RATATA!

BAM! BAM! BAM!

BRAATAATAA!

Back at the cave...

El Qasr: The question now remains... not if I will retain the W3 World Heavyweight Championship... but will Jackrabbit or Brian Batson survive this match... will they live through the holy war that I am bringing to the W3!?

A bar in Boston...

Patron: Hey, aren't you Ste--

Steve Buscemi: Uh NO! No, I get that alot. But no, I'm not.

Bartender: Hey! Steve Busce--

Steve Buscemi: No pal, that's not me. I kinda look like him, handsome devil that he is, but no. I'm not him. Ha ha... heh...

Suddenly a terrorist jumps up armed to the teeth.

Terrorist: DIE STEVE BUSCEMI!!! DIE!!!

Steve Buscemi: I'm not Steve Buscemi!!! Whoa! Whoa! Don't shoot! Jesus Christ!

Terrorist: You ARE Steve Buscemi you American corksucker.... but the great Sahli Casbah will let you live IF you theow up for him right now!!!

Steve Buscemi: Throw up for him? I can't just vomit on cue, man! I woul--

Terrorist: DIE STEVE BUSCEMI!!! DIE!!!

Steve Buscemi: WHOA WHOA WHOA! Ok, I'll do it! I'll throw up, see? Muaa... mua... WAAAAAAAARGH! Ok? See, I barfed on cue for your Quisinart Salty Cashew guy or whatever his na--

Terrorist: DIE STEVE BUSCEMI!!! DIE!!!

RATATA!

BAM! BAM! BAM!

BRAATAATAA!

Back at the cave...

El Qasr: The scene is set, and I the greatest player of them all, in the name of Allah, the ultimate martyr, the "Man from Taliban".... is ready for jihad!!! Brian Batson... Jackrabbit... the time hascome for judgement....

TALIBAN JUDGEMENT!!!

Fade......

EL QASR SAHLI CASBAH

May desert geckos infest the deepest chasms of your rectal abyss.