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A gray cloud marks the spot where the World Trade Center once stood. Location: West Bank, Palestine In a secret lair of the Hamas terrorist organization... Yassir Arafat is on the phone with someone in America... Yassir
Arafat: Oh great Prince of Egypt, PLEASE! You must help me get to America! Yassir Arafat: But I am like a dead man here in Palestine! The Americans want me out, and the terrorists will want me dead since I will no longer be of use to them! Save me oh great Prince! El Qasr: Screw you sand monkey! I am an Egyptian anyways, not a stinking Arab farking douchebag like you! Yassir Arafat: Now wait a minute Sahli, there is no need to get nasty with me now. You WERE the one who told me to call YOU in the first pla-- El Qasr: ARGH! You IDIOT! I told you not to say that! You're supposed to be calling ME! Yassir Arafat: I don't give a fig you Egyptian shitkicker! You are the one with the nastiness. You are the one with the attitude you towel headed freak! I didn't want to call you. My secretary told me your little "friend" Baboo called and said thjat if I made this prank call it would get you over with the American wrestling fa--- El Qasr: You camel farker! You are breaking kayfabe! You stupid hump! Yassir Arafat: Breaking kayfabe? What in the name of Muhamed is kayfabe? Is that like breaking bread to the filthy Jews? Are you working for filthy Hollywood Jews now Casbah? El Qasr: Why are a-hole farking Arab bastiches so stupid??? I hope the dan Jews send a scud up your stench ridden ass you palm tree farker! SLAM! El Qasr hangs up. El Qasr: I don't need that Arab snake opil salesman to get over with the W3 fans! I don't even WANT to get overwith those fans, the filthy beggars! And as far as this Brian Cannon person goes, you can kiss my Egyptian uncut 8 and a half centimeter penis you shit-filled donkey blower! Fade..... EL QASR SAHLI CASBAH Not
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