Heero
*stiff smile* "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your fucking order?" ~McDonald's cashier
"I.D.?" ~Bouncer
Duo
"Now class...settle down. I will have no talking. You, in the orange, close your mouth!" ~Professor
(heard 'offstage') "A little to the left, that's it, now give me anger." ~Male Model
Trowa
"HI! Can I interest you in a new phone service?" ~Telemarketer
Quatre
"Look, I can do snakes, mechas, and artilery, but not faeires, okay?" ~Tatoo artist
Wufei
"Stop your whining, you weakling! I will not tolerate such behavior from a man!" ~Marriage counselor
Treize
"Happiness comes from the inside. You must introspect in order to spread joy among the world." ~Motivational Speaker
" This cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!" ~Evil Overlord
Zechs
"If you look out your left window...you'll see clouds. If you look out your right window, you'll see...a flock of geese flying dangerously close to the wing." ~Airplane pilot
"Ready? One and two and..." ~Choreographer
Relena
"Paper or plastic?" ~Grocery Market Bagger
Dorothy
"We're...off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wizard of OZ!" ~Broadway Actress
Noin
"Giddyap! Git along little doggie! *whipcrack*" ~Cattle herder
Sally
"So, you claim to be pregnant with whose child now?...Quinze's?! Ewww!" ~"Jerry Springer type" talk show host