1. You go to your world history class and you can call your teacher a bastard weasel in Japanese.
2. The moment you walk into a shoe store, you ask a sales clerk if they sell any thigh-high black boots in your size.
3. You find long hair _incredibly_ sexy and beg all your guy friends to grow theirs out.
4. You are playing a game and losing when you begin thinking it could all be solved by that self-destruct button. Now where did they install the pesky thing...
5. You sit at an intersection and cars are continually going by on either side when you think if you had a sniper, you could take out a few of the damn things so you could pull into traffic.
6. You fantasize about men in priests uniforms.
7. You have an uncontrollable urge to join the circus.
8. You scream "It's a Gundam! AAAHHH!" every time you hear a loud noise.
9. You have a constant craving for tea, even though you hate the stuff.
10. You wear white. All white, with a black tank top.
11. You spend $100 at a spandex sale.
12. When people irritate you, it's a death glare for them, along with an 'Omae o korosu.'
13. You want a gun.
14. You want a gundam.
15. You want a gundam pilot.
16. You _own_ a gundam pilot.
17. Space fascinates you.
18. You have perfected your laugh-like-a-squirrel-on-crack laugh.
19. You and your friends play 'The 6 degrees of Zechs Merquise.'
20. You can't sit through french class without laughing your ass off.
21. You own a Japanese/English dictionary just to learn how to say things.
22. You have too much fun in the lunch lines, simply because you are talking about Gundam Wing.
23. You get excited by watching things explode.
24. You write stuff like this.
25. You know how many sides there are on Gundam Wing. (If this one describes you, email us, we should definately talk.)(WHEE! Someone emailed us about it! Thanks, Beau Taylor. We have now been informed there are 12 sides! If anyone else has an input, email us!)
26. You have an incredible urge to learn how to fence.
27. You know how to fence.
28. Even though you think war is no way to solve anything, you would gladly give your life for the greater good of society. Espcially if it's ruled by someone as good looking as Treize.
29. All of a sudden, everything is "interesting" to you.
30. If you, even during a test, an AIMS test of all things, find yourself snickering because it metioned something that could be (in your warped mind) related back to Gundam Wing. ( for all of those who don't live in AZ, the AIMS test is a really dumb ass test that is, in my opinion, just a ploy to haul sophomores out of bed and mock them by letting everyone else come to school two hours later.)
31. You've perfected your brooding techniques.
32. You've tried just about every combination of words relating to Gundam Wing (And some that aren't) in your computer's serch enigine to find GWing sites.
33. You come up with more phrases for the search enigine during ~French~ class.
34. Hacking has never looked so appealing.
35. You've named you car (be it in your possesion or not) after one of the Gundams.
36. You know, from first hand experience, that fanfictions (esp. of the yaoi and/or lemon varity) and a fever induced haze just DO NOT mix.
37. You've written random quotes word for wordon the white boards of your classrooms (ie. world history class and the "history is much like an endless waltz..." quote) purely for the looks on your teachers' faces.
38. You have an urge to pick up the plastic scythe that you used for Halloween and run around the neighborhood, screaming, "Shinigami has returned from HELL!", while wreaking havoc on a plot of unsuspecting lawn gnomes
39. If you are at the zoo with your family, your parents make sure to avoid the lion exhibit at all costs.
40. (Though they are few and far between amongst your group of friends,) you get a certain high from telling non-anime people the joys of Gundam Wing.
41. If, while you are watching Gundam Wing, one move toward the remote and/or the television could land an unwitted family member in the hospital.
42. You pause your VHS/DVD of Gundam Wing at the part where Treize is in the tub...with his leg...and bubbles...*drool*.
43. You physically attack and molest your friend's locker in the hallway WITH PEOPLE AT SCHOOL ALL AROUND YOU because it has a piccie of Duo on it. (<-Thea's buddy RiN did this to her. She's still traumatized.)
44.NEW!.You begin dressing like the pilots, just to see how many people notice your ood fashion sense. (I just recently, after months of searching, found my green tanktop to go with my black shorts.) (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
45.You find ways to wear your hair like the gundam pilots (i rarely take my long brown hair out of a braid) (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
46.On way of describing a bad hairday is telling your best friend that you have 'Trowa hair' (even the few friends of mine who don't know everything about gundam wing know what that is.) (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
47.Before you take a vacation at someone's house for a week, you find your mother explaining Gundams to that person. (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
48.You go out of your way every time you go to the store to see if they carry Gundam Model kits, and then rate the store on how well stocked they are, if at all. (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
49.When you download songs on the internet from GW, you learn the Japanese lyrics before the English lyrics. (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
50.when you hear the word Zero, you automatically think about when Quatre lost his mind using the Zero system and shudder. (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
51.You name your horse after one of the pilots, or another charecter mentioned in GW. (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
52.You name a puppy Trieze, because your mom said he had an interesting personality. (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
53.You carefully explain reasons why Duo is a guy to your family at least ten times. (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
54.You explain random Japanese words and definitions to your brother-in-law for no reason at all. (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
55.You tell everyone that you follow the religion of Shinigami (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
56.when someone sees the way your room is decorated, they ask why you are so interested in 'cartoons' (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
57. You then proceed to beat the hell out of the asker of said question... It is anime. Not Cartoons. THANKYOUVERYMUCH.
.58.you enjoy sending e-mails to complete stangers you met on a GW site (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
59.You fight with other people over the internet about who owns Heero (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
60.You dress in black constantly, but explain that it never gets too hot to wear long-sleeved black shirts (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
61.You dread FFA meetings because you could be using that time to write more fan fics involving you and your favorite Gundam pilot (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)
62.Everyone in your house knows what Omae o Korosu means because you say it so often. (submited by: Ryoko Yuy)