"AAAHHH! It's a Gundam!" ~Random Dying Pilot
"Yeah." ~Random Gorup of Rejoicing Peasants
"Want to touch the hiney!" ~Random Teenage Girl talking about Mr. Spencer's Ass. 0_0
"Aren't scavenger hunts fun?" ~Mr. Spencer
"I mean, c'mon. We're gonna risk our lives for a bunch of drifter colony bums? Where are my pants?!" ~Cale, Titan A.E.
Preed: Fight the good fight precious! Stith:Preed, I'll kill you. OK, I will kill you. ~Titan A.E.
"Oh yeah? We just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell. Now we'll see what chance it has." ~Ethan Hunt, M:I-2
Ethan: "No. She's got no training for this kind of thing." Bossman:"What? To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs." ~M:I-2
"This is such a lame way to die. This is so not cool!" ~Duo 'the sexy one' Maxwell
"Hn." ~Heero 'the smart one' Yuy
"*evil squirrel on crack laugh after Dad and Sister die*" ~Quatre 'the sweet one' Raberba Winner
". . ." ~Trowa 'the silent one' Barton
"*groan* Sounds good." ~Treize Khushrenada
"Da na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!!!" ~Um...a song. (Where the hell do you think it's from?!?!?!)
"Pokemon. Nomekop." ~Commercial man
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!" ~WM Ara
"Back winged spawn of Satan!" ~Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"Lemme guess. White devil, white devil?" ~Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
"Please remove any metallic items you are carrying: keys, loose change, HOLY SHIT!" ~Random Guard in The Matrix
"Turn left at the fork in the road..." "Fork in the road..." ~The Muppet Movie
"Empire Records, open 'til midnight...MIDNIGHT! *click*" ~Mark from Empire Records
"You and your hobbies." ~Rizzo to Gonzo in A Muppet Treasure Island
"Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!" ~The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“Put the men’s room in the tower, what was I thinking?” -MST3K
“Yes, your all high and mighty toilet hog.” -MST3K
“Run Ruth, Run!” “Oh brilliant strategy, THANKS NAPOLEAN!” -MST3K
“Something’s causing this Mike. Let’s see, I’m here, you’re here, Gypsy’s here.” “Alright Servo where’s Crow?” “Well I wasn’t supposed to say anything but I did see that little moron headed to the basement with a pick axe in his hands.” -MST3K
“Package this, deliver that, I’ll make ‘em all pay.” -MST3K
“Well I tell ya Mike. I calculated the odds of this succeeding vs. the odds that I ways doing something incredibly stupid, and, I went ahead and did it anyway.” -MST3K
“Uh Mike, ya wanna hand me my notes? Oh look at that; breach hull, all die, even had it underlined.” -MST3K
“Fries are up!” -MST3K
“Oh my God my waffles, Oh the humanity!” -MST3K
“That’s what happens when you leave a potato in the microwave.” -MST3K
“Oh yeah, let’s escape under the cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county.” -MST3K
“Then I ram my overpositer down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but I’m not an alien!” -MST3K
“Parental abandonment causes serious deviant behavior, certainly fucked you up and made you have sex with a psychopath.” -Billy, Scream
“Guess I remembered the safety that time you bastard.” -Gale Weathers, Scream
“What am I the beer wench?” -Tatum, Scream
“No, no. It’s just they’re all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can’t act who’s always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It’s insulting.” -Sidney, Scream
“You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn’t you Beni?” -O’Connell, The Mummy
“Well you better think of something fast, because if he turns me into a mummy you’re the first one I’m coming after.” -Evelyn, The Mummy
“This just keeps getting better and better.” - O’Connell, The Mummy
“This a messed up country!” -American hick, The Mummy
“Stupid superstitious bastard.” -American hick, The Mummy
“Hey O’Connell! Looks to me like I have all of da horses!” “Hey Beni! Looks to me like you’re on the wrong side of the river!” -Beni and O’Connell, The Mummy
“I know, you’re wondering, what is a place like me, doing in a girl like this.” “Something like that.” -Evelyn and O’Connell, The Mummy
“You’re gonna get yours Beni! You hear me? You’re gonna get yours!” “Oh, Like I’ve never heard that before!” -O’Connell and Beni, The Mummy
“I loved the whole sand wall trick, it was beautiful. Bastards.” - Beni, The Mummy
“That happens a lot around here.” -O’Connell, The Mummy
“Who the hell are these guys?” “Priests, Imhotep’s priests.” “Alright then.” - O’Connell and Ardeth Bay, The Mummy
“Megera. My friends call me Meg. Least they would if I had any friends, So they give you a name to go along with all those rippling pectorals?” -Meg, Hercules
“The pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think ‘no’ means ‘yes’, and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me, I’m yours’… Don’t worry, Shorty here can explain it to ya later.” -Meg, Hercules
“I have 24 hours to get rid of this, bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up, for 18 years, goes up in smoke, and you, are wearing, HIS MERCHANDISE?!” -Hades, Hercules
“Nice shootin’ Rex.” -Meg, Hercules
“Meg, Meg, Meg, my dear, sweet, delusional little minion. You seem to be forgetting one teeny-tiny, itty-bitty, but ever-so-crucial little detail. I OWN YOU!” -Hades, Hercules
“Hercules, why does that name ring a bell?” “Dunno. Maybe we owe ‘im money?” -Pain and Panic, Hercules
“Memo to me, memo to me… maim you after my meeting.” -Hades, Hercules
“We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy, what do ya say?” -Hades, Hercules
“Yeah, well that definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.” -J, Men In Black
“WHAT?” “Just shoot the damn thing on the count of three.’ -J and K, Men In Black
“Cool slick, but I mean to tell you something about all yo skills. As of right now, they mean precisely, dick.” -K, Men In Black
“You see this? NYPD, means I will kNock Your Punkass Down!” -J, Men In Black
"Mutha fucka, are you outta yo damn mind?" -Blade, Blade
"Fuck me? No you fuck this!" -Blade, Blade
"Who were those quimbies in the camoflauge pajamas?" -Adam, Surf Ninjas
"That's the beauty of alamony: Loose a husband, gain a car." -What Lies Beneath
"This is the point where, if i had one, I'd tell you to suck my cock." -Lake Placid
"Yippy Kiyay, mutha fucka." -Die Hard
"And now here we are, one big happy fuckin' family" -Frost, Blade
"You can have any brew you want... As long as it's Corona" -Dom, The Fast and the Furious
"He's got nos in his viens and a gas tank for a brain. Do not mess with him." -Detective, The Fast and the Furious
"Oh he is bee-u-ti-ful." "I like his haircut" -Leny and Jesse, The Fast and the Furious
"What the fuck is this?! Who the fuck is this chick?! Why the fuck did you hug my head?!" "Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?" "What the fuck is this - 'The Piano'? Why ain't this broad talking?!" "Young man, I believe the answers you seek are within my companion's eyes." "What the fuck does that mean?! Has everyone just gone nuts?! What the fuck happened to that guy's head?!" ~ Jay and Metatron, Dogma (submitted by: Blitz)
"No ticket." ~ Silent Bob, Dogma (submitted by: Blitz)
"Oh Bartleby... was Wisconsin really that bad?" ~ Metatron, Dogma (submitted by: Blitz)
"Multi-pass." ~Leilu, Fifth Element
"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake." ~Tyler Durden, Fight Club
"And now, as a question of etiquette, as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?" ~Tyler Durden, Fight Club
"Take it, man. And quit leering at me. People are gonna think I just broke up with you." ~Bartleby, Dogma
"You ungrateful he-bitch!" ~TJ, Duce Bigalow, Male Gigalo
"I oughta he-bitch man-slap you!" ~TJ, Duce Bigalow, Male Gigalo
"I got news for ya, pal. Right now, you're leadin' 2 things. Jack and shit, and jack left town." ~Ash, Army of Darkness
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken." ~ Tyler Durdan,Fight Club
"What the fuck is the internet?" ~ Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"You got a customer." Randal walks away "What the fuck do you want?" ~ Dante & Randal, Clerks
"What is that? Pity? Screw you!" ~ Setsuna, Angel Sanctuary
"How do you feel?" "I wanna do the nasty." ~ Kira & Setsuna, Angel Sanctuary
"I'm pretty observant when it comes to these things. Besides, your tits are crooked." ~ Setsuna, Angel Sanctuary
"Your Honor? Can we take Wanda the FUCK home?" ~ Wanda's wholesome and pleasent Mother, Cry Baby (all blue items submitted by: Blitz...thanks, chica!)
"Take it man. And quit leering at me, people are gonna think I just broke up with you." ~Bartleby, Dogma.
"THE SIGN SAID: 'ANIMALS OF HOLLYWOOD' YOU DUMB FUCK!" ~Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"I'm usually to busy running for my life to look at the plumbing." ~Quinn, Reign of Fire.
"No, the owner was a Vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the Undead.", "I knew it." ~Nani and Lilo, Lilo and Stitch
"How old are you?", "Old enough to kick your butt and splatter your brains on the wall.", "Yeah, he's a juvenile." ~Joe and Warren, Empire Records.
"Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banannahead." ~Lucus, Empire Records.
"Hey, I seen this movie, the black guy dies first. You grab one." ~Harry Block, Evolution.
"Hairy, no-nose Jim?" ~The Governor, Evolution.
"Oh how could I? I'm just a humorless Ice Maiden, in need of a good humping." ~Allicon, Evolution.