Everybody Loves Duo

Title: Everybody Loves Duo (or at least 600+ people)
Author: Gwynn
Disclaimer: ... (my disclaimer is written in Trowa) Hn. (and Heero)
Warnings: It's silly!
Pairings: 1+2
Note: We now have over 600 members of SDDI. WOW! O.O
Summary: Heero catches Duo looking over the SDDI mailing list, and becomes intrigued about the Society for the Defence of Duo's Intelligence.
Duo's actions: *Duo*
Heero's actions: #Heero#
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*tapatapatapatapatap* *click* *click* "Cool!"
"Duo, what are you doing?"
"I'm checking out the SDDI Mailing List. There are over 500 members! Isn't that shibby?!"
"Duo, if I knew what 'shibby' meant, I would appreciate it more. What's SDDI?"
"Society for the Defence of Duo's Intelligence!"
"There is a mailing list... that defends your intellegence...."
"Yeah, so?"
"Whatever 'shibby' is, the SDDI is indeed it."
"Aw, thanks Hee-chan!" *glomp* *snuggle snuggle* *grope*
"Duo!"
"Heh...." #tackle# #fall# #grope# #feel feel#
"Ooh... Heero." #sigh# #stand#
"We should finish this, then more fun later." *sigh* *stand*
"Okay." *sit* #sit# *cuddle* #snuggle#
"So, what do you have to do to be a member?"
"It's really easy! You go to Yahoo! Groups, submit a Yahoo! ID if you don't already have one, go to 'Find Group', type 'SDDI', click 'Join Group' and wait a little while. They should send you back a confirmation of membership and then you're in! They have a Guiding Admin team: Lord Ishka and Gwynn. They have a Contest Admin: DaMoyre and there's also Nanashi, Mars and there's the founder, Herve
"Then you read and post and always try to follow the rules!"
"Rules?"
"Yep." *click* *scrolling*
"Rule #1: NO ONE LINER !"
"Like what?"
"Like any really short answer... for example *type* 'Heero Yuy is Duo's seksy bishie boi toi'. That is too short."
"Hn. You're sexy too. But I am not a toy. Next."
"Rule #2: When you reply to a fic/message USE THE CUT FUNCTION, and try to limit the quotations as in DON'T SEND US THE WHOLE FIC FOR A 3 LINE ANSWER!!!! That means, when you click reply, erase the story, then reply. If you wanna quote, make it short."
"Okay, sounds easy enough..."
"Some people forget. Okies... rule #3: RESTRICT the amount of "off topic post" and when you do so please don't forget to put the "OT" tag. By OT,we mean message without Duo's reference inside (adding duoduoduo at the end of an OT mail is still OT). This basically means, keep it on topic, but if you need to say something OT, you write a *type* [OT] tag."
"Hn. Off topic as in..."
"Heero Yuy is a seksy hunk o' japanese male..."
"You have a one track mind..."
"And the train gets derailed, often. Next! Rule #4: No "Duo-free" fic allowed here. Doesn't matter if Duo isn't playing the leading role but there must be Duo inside. But you can post a mail warning where we can find your "Duo-free" fics."
"Duo-free? Is that like sugar free?"
"Funny Hee-chan, but no. Rule #5: You can post pictures only if they're GW's related. Only one exception : non Gw pic are allowed IF AND ONLY IF it's for a picture challenge (I.e if you ask a picture of Duo clothed as Davy Crockett)."
"Okay..."
"Rule #6: Don't Forward message and advertising for other mls without Admin's permission. But advertising for your own website is ok!"
"Like...."
"Like 'my site is here' kinda thing. As long as it's not a one liner. Rule #7-"
"How many are there?"
"Nine."
"Hn. Continue."
"No flaming allowed or we'll banish you immediately and forever."
"Flaming?"
"Dissing someone *bad*, and I mean ripping them a new one, in writing. And insulting their writing."
"Ouch."
"Rule #8: Don't reply to OT's mails. ANSWER DIRECTLY TO THE AUTHOR of the message. They basically don't want you starting a conversation and stuff.”
"Okay, that makes sense."
"And finally, Rule #9: Plagiarizers will be banished after a fair trial."
"'Plagiarizers'?"
"People who directly copy people's stories, change a thing or two and say the story is original. I mean, being inspired is one thing, but copying..."
"Hn."
"And for the punishments...:”
~BREAK THE RULES : (beware the ZSAS tag...)
-Once by month and you'll be suspend for 2 days
-Twice by month, and we'll offer you a week of suspension
-3 times and more and you'll win a perpetual suspension
Since we aren't monsters, each first of month we grant a general amnisty.~

"Basically, after the first of the month, if you got into trouble once or twice, the slate is wiped clean."
"That seems fair. What's the 'ZSAS' tag?"
"They are the Zero System Admin Society. They hand out punishments. The tag is there so people will know the difference between an Admin commenting on something and a punishment. It tends to make people paranoid otherwise."
"Sounds fun." #click# #type# #scroll#
"Heero what..."
"I'm joining SDDI. I want to defend your intellegence too."
"Awwwwww..." *glomp* *kissie*
"Hn." #kissie back#

End

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