Gundam Wing Super Heroes!
Part 1: Duo Maxwell AS Earthworm Jim!
~Duo Maxwell stands center stage wearing a white suit with blue gloves and boots. The whole ensemble makes him look as buff as Trowa. This suit comes with a cool red gun. However, something is kinda funny about Duo. His head is a lot skinnier, he has no hair and his eyes kinda bug out. In fact, he looks a lot like a worm!~
Voiceover guy: Once a simple vermiform, Jim was endowed with a super suit and a big red gun to fight the Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed Bug-for-a-butt and Evil the Cat. And he is:
Launch the cow!
Earthworm Jim!
Through the soil he did crawl.
*Du-worm crawling through the earth, with those big buggy eyes*
Earthworm Jim!
A super suit did fall
*the falling object noise. Du-worm looks up, puzzled*
Jim was just a dirt eating,
chewy length of worm flesh
*in a minute worm-voice:*
"Hey!"
But all that came to crashing end
(and crushed him flat)
*super suit lands on Du-worm and he gets up, dizzy, and gives a thumbs up*
Earthworm Jim
He's such a groovy guy
*flexes his right arm, then left arm, then both below then both above his head and his pants fall to reveal little heart boxers*
"Aargh!"
*yanks them up*
Earthworm Jim
He rockets through the sky
*climbs on a red rocket thing and zooms off*
Cruisin' through the universe
having lots of fun
*war whoops and yells fill the air*
Here comes Earthworm Jim
you know he's the mighty one
Look-out!
*heads straight for you and buzzes over your head*
Despite his great big muscles
and his really big ray gun
*whips out red gun and begins flipping it over but shoots himself in the head leaving a slightly charred head and big blinking eyes*
*now fine*
Jim is still an Earthworm
*gets yanked out of the suit and hangs in wormy form, blinking*
and he's the only one
With a super suit to make him really super strong
*suit falls on his and he becomes the Worm-ed Wonder once again*
Jim can be a winner if we only sing along
(is that like clapping if you believe in fairies?)
Earthworm Jim! We thing he's mighty fine
Earthworm Jim! A hero for all time
Earthworm Earthworm Earthworm Earthworm Jim
Hooray for Hiiiii~im!
*pause*
*Du-worm flashes a thumbs up*
"Gaaaarrrrroovy!"
*cow falls on Du-worm. A tiny voice says:*
"Eat cow!"
*flashes 'I love you' signs from under cow*
Note: Earthworm Jim is a video game AND a cartoon. The song is the theme for the cartoon. Thanks to Sooth whom I bugged for the name of Queen Bug-for-a-butt. I think I pissed him off...
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