RW Fanfic: Mob Fic (Nine Seals) Part Four

Title: RW Mob Fic (Real title still pending...)
Author: Gwynn, with plenty of encouragement, nagging and threats from Physh.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Ronin Warriors or Gundam Wing. But I’d like to... of course, I’d have to give the Ronins to Physh...
Warnings: AU, hopefully not to OOC, silly, parody, insertion of GW characters, shonen ai leading to yaoi. Things exploding. Puns. Lame jokes. Randomly appearing and disappearing accents. Various other things. One big surprise for Physh...
Pairings:
Ronins: Slight Ryo+Sage, Increasing Cye+Rowen.
G-Boys: Implied and demonstrative 1x2x1, 3x4x3.
Summary/Notes: This fic was inspired by several things. One being semi-homicidal urges towards one teacher in particular. Another was a picture of Cye and Kento as the Blues Brothers on the B.E.N.T. Productions site. Please note the numerous footnotes which refer to random silly things that perhaps only the author and her Physh-muse understand...

Part Four

Cye and Kento wandered out into the streets. It was dark, but Cye was still wearing his sunglasses. He was humming something that would make Gino Vanelli[1] smack his forehead in exasperation.

"So, how do we find Talpa?" Kento asked of Cye, hoping it would stop the humming, oh the humming!

"I dohn't know... we could..." Cye looked around, and drew inspiration from the first thing he saw, "...look him up in the phonebook!"

"That's ridiculous! You can't find Talpa in the phonebook!" said Kento.

"'oo says we cahn't?" Cye demanded.

"What would we look for him under? 'Floating head, giant?'" Kento demanded.

"I was thinkin' 'Talpa' myself..." Cye muttered. Kento rolled his eyes and started toward the phonebooth. Cye hooked his arm around Kento, getting ahead of him. Kento growled, pushing at Cye all the way there, until they both crammed into the phonebooth. Cye was crushed in a corner, limbs tangled with Kento's, who was crushed against the glass.

"C'n y'u m've?" Kento mumbled, trying to pry his face off the glass. Cye tried. It did not work. Kento moved a leg and shifted a little. He was able to move down.

"I can move!" Kento proclaimed.

"Good. Could you remove your elbow from my trachea?" Cye muttered. Kento did so, managing to slip out of the phonebooth. Cye remained, and began flipping through the phonebook.

From across the street, a young man sat on a stool at the counter of a doughnut shop. He sipped his coffee and watched the utter insanity across the way. He flicked a lock of blue hair out of his equally blue eyes and realised how horribly conspicuous he was in his performing outfit-- the cat suit--- and a black trench coat stamped with the logo World of Darkness - Do not remove[2] on it. He smiled to himself.

"Aha!" Cye proclaimed, pointing at a name in the phonebook. Kento ran over to the phonebooth, sticking head and shoulders inside. By doing so, his head covered the book and was driving into Cye's abdomen. With a bit more shifting, they both read off the address.

TBC...

1- I wear my sunglasses at night by Gino Vanelli.
2- This comes from a rant on a site about all the free form role playing characters who wear a tenchcoat. They stated that there will be none left for the World of Darkness universe (copyright by White Wolf Gaming Corp.).

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