"Go away!" Duo heard a soft, fierce whisper. An equally soft nickering sound answered.
"If Trowa sees you, he'll laugh. go away!" Duo crept closer, noting it was Quatre who was speaking. He slipped outside, bathing in the shadows.
"Please go away," Quatre said desperately. In the moonlight, Duo could see an equine-type creature step forward and nuzzle Quatre's open hand. It was pure silver and possessed a long, pointy horn protruding from it's head.
A sort-of tender look came over Quatre's face as he petted it. "Stupid unicorns." The other unicorns cuddled around Quatre, except for one that turned and trotted in Duo's direction.
Duo's eyes widened as it walked right up to him and slobbered on his shirt, marking him as his territory.
"Go awaaaaaay," Duo said frantically, hoping Quatre wouldn't notice. Duo got a sharp jab in the back, making him yelp. He leapt forward, glaring at the other unicorn that had snuck up behind him.
Quatre looked up and sighed. "You too?"
Duo made a face and petted the unicorns. "Yeah."
Quatre sighed. "I hate unicorns."
"Me too."
End
Note: Unicorns, depending on your sources, only went near virgins. FEMALE virgins. To get a gist of the conversation, Physh mentioned something about 'hoping that unicorns would still flock around her' (her being another friend) and Sooth complained about 'having unicorns living in his backyard'. I found this humourous. At some point, some one asked 'Whot ze fock is wong wit unikornz?' This is what's wrong. Now I have to go feed my unicorns, please excuse me...