Here are some jokes about that web-slinger in the blue and red pajamas:
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?"
Q. "What did Doc Ock do at the bank?"
There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman.
In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman.
And in the fourth corner you find a gorgeous, extremely intelligent,
100% natural blonde woman with a ultra-thin magazine-model figure.
In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A: None, because none of these characters exist.
Why is Superman stupid?
Why is Batman more stupid?
Why is Robin even more stupid?
Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?
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A: On the world wide web.
A. "An armoured car!"
A. "Commit armed robbery!"
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
Because he followed what batman did.
Because she wears a belt on her head.
Because he wears his underwear over his head.
