<html> <body> <title>Checkmate Inc. - Quote it!</title> </head> <body bgcolor="#000033" text="#FFFFFF" link="#0000ff" alink="#800080" vlink="#ff0000"> <basefont size="3"> <marquee><h1 align="center"><FONT FACE="arial">Because recalling old momments is fun.</h1></marquee></font> <br> <br> <br> <div align="center"><img src="quoteit.JPG"></div> <p> <br><br><br> <FONT FACE="courier"> </center> We here at Checkmate Inc. have noticed the constant need to recall things people have said. We have even grown to realize when something said in a conversation has become an "instant classic" , and to honor it someone always says <font color=red><strong> Quote it! </font color></strong><br><br> Until now so many clever and interesting moments have been forgotten. Although at one time we did try and record these moments with the use of pen and paper, it was just to draining. Now Checkmate Inc.com has opened a new section where we will actually QUOTE these moments for all to read. <br><br> <div align="center"><img src="linebar.gif"></div> <br><br> <font size=3> McGeever: I don't even know how I made it home. I was "Cheating death" again.<br> Cooper: We really should stop doing that, soon death with catch up with you. <br> McGeever : What do YOU mean?<br> Cooper: I mean death will f*ckin kill you.<br> McGeever: Minimum. <br><br><br> McGeever:I think Im gonna drink again, I said I wouldn't but I just may do it.<br> Cooper:You have to.<br> McGeever: Why ?<br> Cooper: Because if you just sit around and think about weather you should...then your slowly dying inside. <br><br><br> McGeever: I took this two hour nap today, witch will keep me up all night, witch in turn will screw me up tommorro.<br> Cooper: So this two hour nap has pretty much ruined your life.<br> McGeever: Exactly.<br> <br><br><br> Jordan: I might just call him(Pilligno)hunnie,because that's all I ever call him anyway. I love him.<br> Cooper: Well you have a non-sexual crush.<br> Jordan: I do. I have a non-sexual crush.<br> <br><br><br> McGeever: What the f*ck does a retiered boxer know about grills?<br> Paul Gillard: And mufflers for that matter.<br> McGeever: Shouldn't Emril have a grill, not George?<br> Paul Gillard: And he is fat, I thought it took that fat OUT!?!<br> McGeever:This world sucks. <br><br><br> <i>(While on the telephone)</i><br> McGeever: Kates this is nuts,do you <i>see</i> what Im talking about? <br> Kates: You don't really understand technology do you? <br><br><br> Cooper: Bearcubs must eat the salmon before declaring it the best salmon in the river. <br><br><br> <i>(On the phone...McGeever Palooza 2004)<br></i> McGeever: Well Jimmy I really wish you were here.<br> Jordan: He is a COMMUNIST! <BR> CROWD: Frickin Communist!<br> McGeever: See Jimmy they all think your French. <br> <br><br><br> Dale: Back in the day I was all about cabinets...I f*cked so many cabinets I couldn't even begin to tell you.<i>(Coopers friend)</i> <br><br><br> McGeever: I don't know why those people get upset so quickly.<br> Mr. McGeever: Well Michael, let me put it to you this way. Most people don't like when someone makes an ass out of them, and you seem to do it rather easily. <br><br><br> Fraum : If you want to see a high quality movie, I suggest "The Blind Swordsman", or you could shove shards of glass up your fingernails...the two activities are one in the same. <i>(AOL away message)</i> <br><br><br> <br><br><br><br><br><br> <div align="center"> <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/hero/checkmate/"class=link><img src="ChMate.jpg" valign="middle" border="0"></a> </center> </body> </html>