Dear Eric's Miko,

DIE! How dare you be so close to lord Eric all the

time! I hate you! You are so awful! I want him!

You're so stupid, stealing him like that! SLEEP

WITH ONE EYE OPEN!

You totally stink,

Hatefully Not Yours But Eric's

**Note: Regretfully, Three hours after the Miko No Eric discovered this lovely note, HNYBE had a mysterious accident. Investigation still pending.