Kalypso: Oh hey sorry i didnt see you there. This is just a regular day in the life of the marvalous kalypso. I thought id let ya'll feel special and follow me around for a while. You guys are lucky you get to see the greatest actor, the greatest dresser, the greatest pimp, and most importantly the best wrestler in the world. Sorry hbk and j money you two are better than me but you guys know im the cockiest nigga in the universe. Lets face it, nobody can throw parties like i can, dress like me, get as many girls as me, has as much money as me, and has wrestling skills like me. so forget it.

( Kalypso directs all the ladies into the jaccuzi while he heads over to the bar and gets a glass of scotch. He takes a drink of the scotch and then tosses it into the garbage can. He opens up the mini-fridge and gets out a bottle of crystAL . The most expensive wyne in the world. He takes a drink out of it and smiles)

Kalypso: That hits the spot yo. Alright, so im finally in the hcw. And as soon as my black ass showed up all those damn white boys flew like a flock of birds in hunting season. They cant handle The Big Tyme PLAYYYAAAAAZZZ. Hbk, Big j money, Kalypso, and Ace. Shit, cant get much better than that. Nobody is gonna defeat us, but you might as well try you pussies. Were gonna crush all of you like the bitches that you truely are. You see, we are called btp for one reason, and one reason only, Cuz we are big time playaz. Simple as a fukkin fukk huh? haahaaa

voice: We will be landing shortly so please take a seat everyone.

(Kalypso looks at the camera and laughs then goes into the restroom and takes off his pants and puts swimmings trunks on then comes out and sits down in the jacuzi)

Kalypso: Hey he said take a seat hahaha... Usually i would of got naked but i didnt wanna embarass you cameraman... whats your name by the way?

cameraman: uhh pete

kalypso: Pete huh? well pete sit your white ass down unless you want to go flying across this jet plane

(the camera man sits down while he still has the camera on the jacuzi)

Kalypso: You know.... it gets really annoying having a camera in your face all the time. So why dont you put that camera down white boy?

( Pete the cameraman puts the camera down beside him. He lets go of the camera and the jet lands. The camera goes flying across the jet plane and smashes into the wall into pieces.)

Pete: FUCK... i can believe this.... this is all your fault you jackass!!

Kalypso: Pete, settle down, i just told you to put your camera down not to throw it against the wall hahaha stupid dumb ass.

(kalypso stands up, goes in the restrom and drys off. Then comes out in his regular clothes. The girls put their bikinis on and walk out of the plane and they all go there seperate ways. There is a yellow hummer 2 in the parking lot. Kalypso opens up the door with his key and gets in the h2. As he does that he spots another hcw cameraman coming towards him) Kalypso: DAMN, i can never lose these mother fukkers... their like the damn mobb or somethin.

(Kalypso lets the camera man in his hummer since its his job. Kalypso starts takin off down a the parking lot then takes a left and gets on a highway. Hes speeds up to 80 mph.)

KAlypso: So i got this big match at civil war. Facing Prime Time, the rock, and tre wallace. I gotta fight these 3 nerds for a shot at the North American title. These 3 suckas havent ever faced anyone like me. YOu dont wanna mess with me ill tell you that rigth now.