Wildwood, New Jersey

The Boardwalk

• Libation: Something weird, fruity and tropical
• Gruel: Cajun-rubbed mako shark
• Debauchery: Then-grilfriend riding the whole way back to PA with no pants on
• Brawl: Telling some carny to stop hitting on my Kool-Aid!

The Story: Well, the ocean smells like urine. Ran into a band from IUP playing the boardwalk as a sumer job. Not bad for God-ska. Got thrown out of a store by some old lady who apparently thought we were gonna run off with her whole inventory. Cruised past Atlantic City. wayne Newton was in town.