US. Navy Poems N Information U.S. NAVY OATH OF ALLEGIANCE I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away four years of my life to the United States Navy because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim...Why not?" I promise to wear clothing that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stencilled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor man during the summer, and for the Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English-speaking world, using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, and head," when I really mean "floor, wall, hat, and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, ranks and insignia, and everything else for that matter,are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I will muster (whatever that is) at 0700 hours every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930 hours. I vow to hone my coffee cup handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon and still not spill a drop. I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice each fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my new-found "colleagues." So help me Neptune. Signature:__________________ Date:_______________     Return To Don't Forget To Sign Our Guest Book This Page Was Last Updated On Thursday, March 03, 2005 08:04:22 PM   All My Visitors Since November, 2001 ©2005-2001 Our American Hero's  All Rights Reserved.  No Part Of  Our American Hero's May Be Copied Or  Re-Used Without Expressed Written Consent ©2001-2005 Some Of The Information And Photo's  Come To Us From Fox News & Department Of Defense Homeland Security   White House Gov. Official Web Site All Rights Reserved. What Is Copy Rights © Learn Click Here To Lean All About Them. Graphic Credits On This Page !