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One thing that came to me the other day, since aspire to be a "Bad Ass Mofo" I must first have a "Ass Whoop'n" characteristic. Well I don't smoke and/or rob liqure stores. I don't know any exotic form of Kung Fu. I don't know how to drive a motorcycle and I don't have a big penis. So what can I do? I'll tell ya what I can do. Buy an "Ass Drop'n" Gun.
Not just any gun, but a gun that makes the poor sap I'm aim'n at, mess his pants. Now what better gun to do this than of course a Solid Gold Modified Desert .50- pictured below
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Yes this gun will someday be called the "My Baby" or "Sweetie" or "The Messy Pant Maker" Yes that will be awesome.
Below is the close runner up. Since I will probley never have enough money to buy a solid gold Desert Eagal .50, I would most definately be happy wth a Black Steel Strayer -Voigt (SV) Infinity. Not only a classy name but a classy as hell look.
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So maybe I will own it and maybe won't. Thats the joy of obsessions, most of'm pass.
