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Successful Writer for an Internet Newspaper Beats the Crap Out of Enrique Iglesias, Gets Girl---
After watching Enrique Iglesias’ video for the song “Escape” (the one with Anna Kournikova), an unnamed writer for an internet news site grabbed a rubber hose, jumped into his car, and sped off into the night headed for California.
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