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Bobby Knight Leaves Coaching, Takes Job in Orange Juice Industry---
(Tallahassee, FL) Last evening in a press conference, famed basketball coach Bobby Knight announced that he was leaving his coaching job to pursue another career as an orange juice squeezer.
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Florida State’s Football Team Sets New Standard by Recruiting Players Directly Out of Prison---
In a landmark decision in college football recruiting, Florida State has begun to recruit players directly out of prison.  Florida State coach Bobby Bowden has authorized recruiters to go to prisons around the country in search of the kind of football talent that has made Florida State a perennial winner.
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