You Know You're A BSB Fan When.....
You Know You're A BSB Fan When.....
- ...you cannot breathe, eat, sleep without thinking once
about the Backstreet Boys.
- ...you know each and every little detail about the Boys
including their birthdates,zodiac signs, childhood experiences
and plans about their future. (right, ladies?)
- ...you've attended not just one but multiple Backstreet
Boys concerts and can pratically recite their routine from
memory.
- ...you can shatter glass with your screams when you see
Nick Carter.
- ...you not only have their album, but every single and
every possible recording made by the Backstreet Boys
including demo sessions.
- ... you not only visited their hometowns of Lexington and
Orlando,Florida but also tried to track down where they live
(may be an extreme condition known as 'BackstreetBoys-itis'.
- ...you've played your Backstreet Boys' recordings so many
times, you've had to get your CD, and tape player fixed or
replaced.
- ...cruise the internet and visit the Official Backstreet
Boys Web Site more than once a day.
- ...all you can do on a date is talk about Backstreet
Boys.
- ...cruise the internet to find other fans so you can
share info and obsessions.
- ...your CDs or tapes of the BSB are so warped after
you've worn them out by playing them a zillion times.
- ...you know that Brian was the 'SLOB' of the BSBs and that Brian and
Kevin are cousins. Thanks Tina. brenda.brislinger@sympatico.ca
- ...you're destined to leave your home to go to Florida
where you may not even catch a glimpse of the boys.
nbassett@sympatico.ca
- ...you design a webpage about them. Thanks Tina (2)
- ... you stick BSB pics and posters everywhere including
your room, office cubicle (or locker right ladies?) Thanks
again to Tina (2)
- ... your mom and dad even know the name of the group and
the people because you talk about them so dam much!!! Thanks
to Corina!
- ... you almost cry and scream if you see them on TV or
live in person. Thanks to Nina.
- ... you do anything for da 'sexy' boys. (Anything?
Anything for you, except illegal activites of course.)
Thanks again to Nina.
- ... you cannot live without your CDs, posters,
magazines, videos and all you've got about BSB, just like
me!! Thanks Alain!
- ... you sing a BSB song whenever you're in the shower.
(thought I'd add one today!!!)
- ... you look up names in the Orlando telephone directory
calling everyone with the same last name as the BSBs hoping
you get the home of one of the BSBs.
22) ...when people spend 5 minutes with you and you can't
stop talking about the BSBs and that when they leavc they
know practically every single detail about the BSBs. Thanks
go to Oana. rapid966@myna.com
- ... when you have 25 internet pals and write them
messages to all of them everyday, just about the BSBs
(because you love all of them) Thanks to Lydwin.
- ... the people at your local ticket office know you by
your first name cuz you've bought so many tickets to various
BSBs concerts.
- ...you dream about marrying the sexiest guy alive, Nick
Carter. Submitted by AdamD@getthe.net
- ...when you turn down the hottest guy in school knowing
that any day now, your fave BSB is going to call you up and
ask you to marry him. Thanks Andrea.
- ... in an exam, you put down the BSBs as your name.
Thanks to Sylvia
28) ... if you didn't buy all that BSB stuff, you would have
saved like $2000. Thanks again to Sylvia
- ... you celebrate their own B-days, and like buy a huge
cake. Thanks Dea
- ... when you have 10 or more videos that are all BSB
music videos. Thanks to Clarissa
- ... your friends call you Backstreet Girl.
- ... you go to shopping centres and try to find clothes
that look like BSB clothes
- ... everyone in your grade knows that you like BSB
- ... you're listening to BSB music when you are on the
computer.
- ... you go to BSB sites that are in Japanese, German etc
even though you don't understand the language
- ... you cut out every BSB picture you see
- .. you can't eat the day before the concert and your mom
has to give you pills. #31-37 submitted by Marianne.
Thanks!!!
- ... you listen to their album about 100 times every day.
Thanks Melissa.
- ... you can't live without Nick Carter. (Nick has been
known to be a life-support unit in extreme cases) like in
the case of Raquel. Thanks Raquel!!!
- ... you can't go to sleep without hugging Nick's picture
or poster.
- ... you have BSB or Nick's pictures all over your
textbooks (well, sort of)
- ... your friend's call you Mrs.Carter
- ... you spend a fortune buying magazine which just
mentions the BSBs in passing. #40-43 from Janna
44) ... you have fantasies about them (sorry I don't!!!!)
Thanks Uuno.
- ... your parents think you put new wallpaper in your
room when it really is all the pictures of BSB you have.
(like that Joyce!!!) Thanks Joyce D.
vicencio@yks0.attnet.or.jp
- ... you make 5 thick scrapbooks all about the BSB (oh
the humanity, those poor trees!!!)
- ... you surf the net for cool sites such as this one
about BSB for 4 and a half hours a day (wow, thanks for the
compliment!!!)
- ... your room is green and you beg your parents for a
drumset so your room will look like Nick's room.
- ... your friends call you Ms.Hyper Women (must be an
overdose of sugar Jessie!) Thanks to Jessie!
- ... you just don't get tired of listening to their
songs.
- .... you shout and jump up and down upon hearing their
songs or watching their gorgeous videoclips.
- ... you faint or have an epileptic seizure when you see
Nick's cute face!
- ... your pinups or posters of them are like your most
valuable treasures with frames and all! #50-53 from Camille.
Thanks Camille!
- ...when you're sitting on a toilet in Wal-Mart and
you're singing your favourite BSB tune with the door wide
open so that people can peer in to see who's singing that
annoying songs (hey no inhibitions here!!!)
- ...when you pull your friends out of class just to tell
them that "Get Down" was played at 4:43 AM on the radio. (
who said school was important. Joke, SCHOOL is important!!!)
- ... when you call into the radio station and the people
working there know your name and your request for a BSB
song.
- ... when your friends come over and you insist on
watching BSB videos and assign parts. (what next, a BSB
musical?)
- ... when you learn their dance routines and perform them
to a BSB song during a school dance. (wow what nerve, what
fortiude, what courage!)
- ...every second or third word that comes out of your
mouth is about the BSBs. (like the other day...Brian... I
went to the mall...A.J... and I saw....Nick...my friend...I
luv their songs!!)
- ... when your friends ditch you because you know too
much info about the BSBs. (hey they ain't no friends if they
dissin' BSB. joke!:)
- ...when your teacher tells you to stop singing that
annoying BSB tune because you're distracting the peace
during a test.
- ...when you get your hair cut like your favourite BSB
and you're a girl with an odd shaped head. (how so? cone
shaped? as for me, I go for the Kevin look in the 'Get Down'
video. Something like that guy from NBC's The Pretender and
George Clooney from ER.) #54-62 from Ashton. Thanks Ashton,
I think...
- ... when you're in geography class and the teacher asked
you what the capital city of Ontario is and you respond
"NICK CARTER"
- ..your at McD's with your friends and the cashier askes
you what would you like. And you respond by saying that you
would like a Nick Carter combo!! Please
- ...you've just finished a math test and the teacher says
" Remember to write your name" ...... Next day "I have you
test scores." Said the teacher, " Do we have a NICK CARTER
in this class? -Thanks to Chantelle Shepperd #63-65
- ... you try to stab yourself with a pen because you
didn't get to go to the BSB concert. (ugh???!!! you may want
to see a psychiatrist for that...) Thanks anywayz to Kendra
- ... you limit the colour of your things to either
purple, green or blue .Thanks Dea.
- ... you dream of making out with Nick in the mall, in a
car, backstage, the hotel, at a party- not that I've dreamt
of any of those things (Yeah sure Anne Marie.)
- ... you have slumber parties with friends every weekend
and watch videos all night and perform BSB routines in front
of the TV with the volume up full blast. (Boy do I feel
sorry for your parents Anne Marie! hey girls, they wanta
have fun!!!!)
- ... you and your friends exchange cards and gifts on the
BSBs' B-Days.
- ... you search the internet and send e-mail to things
like this list.
- ... everyone including your grandparents know you're in
love with BSB and buy tickets to their concert for
Christmas. (Wow, wish I had grandparents like that) Anywayz,
thanks to Anne Marie for 68-72
- ... your mom and dad wake you up in the middle of the
night cuz you were singing all of the BSBs songs in your
sleep. Thanks Amanda, Megan and Lacey!
- ... you do 1-62 on the list...and more. Thanks Jen.
- 75) ... you go crazy each time you seem Nick on TV. Thanks
Marian
- ... you hear a song by them and compare it to your own
personal life and want them to comfort you. Thanks Lindsay.
- .... you change all your likes and dislikes so you can
have everything in common with them. (wow, talk about
OBsessed with an emphasis on the 'OB') Thanks Yelena.
- ...you get best up at school everyday by the boys cuz
you love the BSBs and you won't repeat anything bad they say
about them and cuz you love them so much. (Thanks
Pamela...have you heard of a swift kick to the family
jewels? that'll shut them up for good!)
- ... all your photos of Nick are soggy from wet kisses
(ewwww, but at least you get your daily intake of fibre.
Right Demi?)
- ... you really respect these guys for who they are and
what they do in life.
- ... their music just floats right into your heart.
(Thanks Rosa for those two.)
- ... you live in Europe and you take the money that
relatives have given to you for your birthday and from
Christmas and go to Florida just to catch a glimpse of
someone that just looks something like one of the BSBs.
(Thanks Maria Andrasson.... who did you say your relatives
were? I'm sure they're interested to know that I'm one of
their long-lost cousins!!!)
- ... you're a guy and you're not jealous of them. (Thanks
John and Nick and they want to make sure to tell everyone
they are not gay!!! They'd rather dream of Celine Dion or
Madonna....how about Mariah? Now there's someone worth
having fantasies for!!!!)
- .... you really did faint in front of Nick Carter when
you saw him (Thanks C-Rok. You know how many girls would
give their right arm to experience what you experienced?)
- ... your mom takes your CD away cuz she's going
completely mad listening to it everyday. (My God C-Rok, the
horror... well by golly, YOU take it back!!! and play it
full blast day and night!!!)
- ... you print out more than 35 pages of them a day off
the internet and then make doubles of it for a friend.
(thanks Robyn and Catherine, but the horror, once again, all
those poor little trees!!!!! the sheer brutality, the
cruelty... just joking :)
- ... you're the one who hosts the slumber parties for
Anne Marie and she makes you dance in front of the T.V with
her. Thanks Andy. (don't worry, you'll thank Anne Marie
after you become a dancing sensation)
- ... you talk of them so much that your parents are so
sick of them, they actually wish the BSBs were involved in a
plane crash. Thanks Christine. (pure blasphemy!!! how dare
they!!!??? but of course, Christine must be playing the BSBs
CD so much that putting your head in the oven seems
enticing.)
- ... you wear their T-shirt during all your exams for
good luck. Thanks Pierre. (I think? of course, praying
before an exam can't hurt either.that's what i do!)
- ... your bedroom is full of their posters and you kiss
at least one poster everyday in the morning and at night
every single day without fail. Thanks Haslinawaty (Mrs.
Littrell) (oookay... what you do in your bedroom is your
business :)
- ... you beg the government to change your birthdate to
the same as one of the BSBs. (how about your name and your
address? even take their social security number too!!)
- ... your mom and dad even know the lyrics of their songs
from the countless times you played their songs. Thanks
Haslinawaty. (hey if your parents know the songs and you
know the songs, you could start your own band... something
like the Partridge Family.)
- ... you wear your BSB underwear so much they are worn
out. Thnaks to Melissa P. And thank you for mentioning your
unmentionables.
- ... you know every single word and tune of all their
great songs. Thanks Katrine Andersen from Denmark. (Hey
don't we all claim to know every note and intonation of the
BSBs songs?)
- ... your parents think you're crazy, but you luv the
BSBs just the same. Celie. (Hope your parents ain't thinkin'
of putting you in a psycho ward.)
- ... you have to get that BSB-related item when you see
it in the stores. 95-96 Thanks to Celie.
- ... you fight with someone you know who either is
insulted or obsessed with Nick Carter. Thanks Stephnick.
(but you would fight with someone you didn't know in any
case right?)
- ... you want to form a music group called the Backstreet
Girls (go girl!) Thanks Sylvi.
- ... you've watched their video so many times you know
all their dance steps by heart. (you can even tell people
how many times Nick breathes during those dance routines,
right Yelena?)
- ... you watch the 'I'll Never Break Your Heart' video
and pretend you are that lucky chick who gets to dance with
Nick. ('To Flends' I have got to laugh everytime I hear that
girl at the beginning) Thanks Amy.
- ... your little brother (who says he doesn't like BSB)
comes into your room every night and sings along with your
CD before you go to bed. (no matter what he says, little bro
likes them cuz only BSB fans sing their songs every night.)
Thanks again to Amy Cunningham.
- ... you have the BSB address memorized and you write a
little every time you think of them. (the postal service
thanks you Amy)
- ... you look in the mirro and find five guys behind you
shouting 'Get Down' (that sounds dirty...) Sumbitted by:
famoism@frcu.eun.eg
- ... you look for a lot of penpals to talk about BSB
(have you seen the BSB fan of the day page?) Thanks Denis.
- ... your notebooks are covered with 'I LUV U' and
'Kevin is stupid' or maybe just their names (ya talkin to me
Ada?)
- ... the only movies you watch are Edward Scissorhands,
Cop and a Half and Parenthood. Thanks Liz
- ... you spend all day on the net looking for BSB pics
and info for your scrapbook. (once again, the horror of all
those trees dyin' :) Thanks Chantell.
- ... your parents ask you to go see a psychiatrist cuz
you're so crazy about them and your parent sthink you have a
mental illness because of the BSB. (don't we all?) Thanks
Alexandra and Christine.
- ... your mom is singing the songs and dreaming of them
cuz you've brainwashed her. (what power! and you haven't
asked for anything lately... like say a new car?) Thanks
Melanie.
- ... you don't go to the toilet for 24 hrs just to see
Nick live. (talk about constipation! wouldn't you explode?)
Thanks Hannah
- ...you miss getting off the bus cuz you're thinkin'
'bout Nick Thanks again to Hannah
- ... you can't see what's written on your sheets cuz
it's covered with BSB stuff and their names. Thanks Mary.
- ... you ask your mom to change your name to a BSB name.
(don't you need government permission too?) Thanks Amanda
- ... you watch MuchMusic everyday hoping to see them or
you beg your dad to buy you a colour printer so you can
print internet pics. (DADDDDDY! I need it!) Thanks Nina
- ... your friends automatically give you all of their
BSB posters they have (I hope you haven't been threatening
them) Thanks T.C. Le.
- ...you sit in front of the TV all day with your VCR on
and your finger ready to push the play button whenever a BSB
music video comes on. (ain't your finger numb doing that?)
- ...your parents get mad that you spend your whole time
on the internet just looking at BackstreetBoys sites.
- ...your bookmarks are all BackstreetBoys web sites
#116-118 submitted by Heather mkitto@pax.axionet.com
- ... you know the guys better than you know yourself.
- ... you have to listen to 'I'll Never Break Your Heart'
every morning to get you going and survive the hectic day.
(thought I'd add some to get us going.)
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