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Reversed Living



REVERSED LIVING

Here is George Carlin's view of what would happen if we lived our lives backwards...

Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and all your weekends...

I think that the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, and get that out of the way ~~~~

Then you live twenty years in an old age home ~~~~

You get kicked out because you're too young ~~~~

You get a gold watch, you go to work ~~~~

You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement ~~~~

You go to college, you party until you're ready for high school ~~~~

You go to high school, you go to grade school, you become a little kid, you play, you have no responsibilities ~~~~

You become a little baby ~~~~

You go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ~~~~

And you finish off as a gleam in somebody's eye!

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