About Marriage...
For those who are single, good luck to you in the future!
For those who are married, .... no comments!
- Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
- Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
- Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
- Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
- Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
- There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
- A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
- They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
- When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10 year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
- Confucius says: man who sinks into a woman's arm soon have arms in woman's sink.
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Marriage is when a man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
All these are jokes sent to me from a very experienced colleague, who's been through various marriages in life! So if any of you out there got offended from reading this, ... well, don't blame me as it's only meant for laughter.
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