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Most people confuse Kyle Marx with a sack of potatoes holding drumsticks. The real Kyle Marx DOES hold drumsticks, but he is not a sack of potatoes. He is just like you and me... an evil robot with lots of synthetic body fat programmed to rent movies, pick his nose and listen to Debbie Gibson. If you want to be more like Kyle, buy some Wham! records, add on about 20 extra pounds and try to look as dumb as possible. Oh yeah, and he's impotent. Very impotent.
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