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London hails from Edmonton, Alberta. He grew up wrestling and molesting polar bears in the Northwest Territories, causing "hoopla" with the locals on the coast of Newfoundland, and now spends his Friday nights alone drinking from his flask (London Dry Gin Only) in a park close enough to his house that he can stumble home during the wee hours of the morn. London dreams of travelling through space, curing world hunger, smashing capitalism, and inventing the strawberry
flavoured twinkie.
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