BUMPER STICKERS
Repeal the law of gravity.

RUN HILLARY, RUN
Democrats proudly attach this sticker to their rear bumper. Republicans attach it to their front bumper!

You're just jealous because these voices in my head won't talk to you!

I brake for flashbacks.

I accellerate for lawyers.

Love makes a family.

Visualize whirled peas.

The more people I meet, the more I like myself.

Hungry and out of work? Eat an environmentalist.

My other car is a broom.

Honk if you're a bird watcher, then watch the bird on my hand.

Hang up and drive!

My other car was eaten by this one!

A motorcyclist had this sticker on the back of his jacket:
If you can read this, my wife fell off!

Follow me closer, I need the money.

If you are living like there is no God, you'd better be right!!

I started with nothing and still have most of it left.

If you can read this, stop breathing down my back!

Put something exciting between your legs, ride a horse!

A woman's place is in the house doing chores... after she gets off work, of course. (This one was submitted.....not mine!)