Why are there interstate highways in
Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under the
plane
seats
instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where
smoking
is
prohibited?
Do you need a silencer to shoot a
mime?
Have you ever imagined a world without
hypothetical
situations?
How does the guy who drives the snow plow
get to
work?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a
year, why
are
there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of
it's
nose?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they
make
Teflon
stick to the pan?
If buttered toast always lands
buttered-side down
on the
floor, and a cat always lands on it's feet,
what
would
happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast
to the
back of
a cat and dropped it?
If you are driving at the speed of light and
turn on
your
headlights, what happens?
You know how most packages say "Open
Here"? What
is the
protocol if the package says "Open Somewhere
Else"?
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of
the
drive-up
ATM machine?
Why is it that when you transport
something by
car, it
is called "shipment", but when you transport
something by
ship, it is called "cargo"?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on
parkways?
Why is brassiere singular and panties
plural?
You know that indestructable black-box that
is on
airplanes? Why can't they make the whole
plane out
of that
stuff?
Why is it that when you are driving and
looking
for an
address, you turn the radio down?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why are they called apartments when they
are all
stuck
together?
If firefighters fight fires, and crime
fighters fight
crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If con is opposite of pro, is congress the
opposite of
progress?
Did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Do they sterilize the needle before a
lethal injection?
If you choke a smurf, what color will it
turn?
If a mutant strain of flys developed
without wings, would it be called a
"walk"?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train
station is where a train stops. On my desk I
have a work station.
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they
call it FedUPS?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
I believe five out of four people have
trouble with fractions.
I don't have a solution, but I admire your
problem.
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it
is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made
out of?
If quitters never win, and winners never
quit, what fool came up with,
"Quit while you're ahead"?
What hair color do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
Whatever happened to Absorbine Senior?
TRUE STORY
At age 47, the Rolling Stones' bassist, Bill
Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year-old
Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing. Six
years later, they were married, but the
marriage only lasted a year. Not long after,
Bill's 30-year-old son Stephen married
Mandy's mother, age 46. That made Stephen a
stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill
and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would
have been his father's father-in-law and his
own grandpa.
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