Quotes From Barry
Yep! These are original quotes from my own brain....somehow. Therefore, this page will move slow, like my brain. "You are forbidden to use these quotes without my permission." -Barry
| You think, just because you never see the light that shines on me, that you are my shadow. |
| The most level-headed woman I ever saw was a snuff-dipper; The snuff juice ran out both corners of her mouth at the same time. |
| As we grow in size from infant to adult, notice that our pinky fingers always fit perfectly in our nostrils. |
| Beware a politician that promises strong leadership; a skunk is strong. |
| I now know that our nation can do well without a president. Bill Clinton has proven that for us. |
| Barry's first law of contortionism: If you can bite your toenails, you are underweight. |
| An enlightened man understands what lawyers, accountants and realtors have in common. |
| He who speaks.......so speaks he who. |
| Barry's second law of contortionism: If you can't tie your shoe while seated, you are overweight. |
| Before one can accurately interpret their gut feeling, one must learn to differentiate between true "gut feeling" and mild trapped gas. |
| He who slaughters "sacred cows" will one day be up for slaughter! |
| My definition of professional wrestling: It is stunt work crafted, scripted, rehearsed and performed on a "stage". |
| Never trust anyone who tells you "money doesn't buy happiness". They will lie to you about anything else, as well. |
| The American Dream For The 21st Century: To work as hard has you want so you can attain the prosperity of keeping what you have! |
| A liberal is a person who is very generous and benevolent.......with my money, property and resources! |
-Barry
