Wacky Wisdom
Absence makes the heart grow fonder---and, on the other hand, out of sight is out of mind.
Politics
are like a blind man at a burlesque show...He
knows what's going on...but he wonders what's
coming off.
When
girls start calling you "sir", you can expect
your old age pension check any day!!! (I wish)
A man
has more sense after he's married....but then
it's too late!
Until a man is married, he is incomplete. After he is married, he is finished.
Haste makes waste---yea but, the early bird gets the worm.
Live as
though every day was your last.....and
someday you will be right.
Science
says that success is relative.....the more
success, the more relatives.
People
were satisfied with their walk in
life.....until politicians began to offer
them a free ride!!
Men say
women can't be trusted too far; women say men
can't be trusted too near!
They
call it take home pay because there is
no other place you can afford to go with
it.
A
pessimist is one who feels bad when
he feels good for fear that he'll feel worse
when he feels better.
Political speeches are like the horns
of a steer.....a point here and a point
there....with a lot of bull in between.
Nothing
is quite so annoying as to have someone go
right on talking when you're
interrupting.
You are not really successful until someone claims he sat beside you in school.
I do
precision guesswork.
Last but not least, after you live long enough, you begin to realize how easy success is:
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