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John Wilkes, and English politician noted for his firm opposition to George III, was a man of courageous liberal principles, but who led a personal life of great dissipation.

At one time, an opponent of Wilkes, shaking with rage at some quip the latter had made, said to him, "Sir, I predict you will die either on the gallows or of some loathsome disease."

To which Wilkes replied, "Which it will be depends entirely on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."

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"It's been reported that John Bobbitt's porno movie grossed over 10 million. I'm not sure whether that's dollars or people." --Conan O'Brien

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"You wouldn't be intelligent enough to understand anything that I would be stupid enough to tell you anyways."

--Bill Merrill

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"You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

--Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (Lee Ermey), FULL METAL JACKET
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"Violence is the last resort of the incompetent."

--THE FOUNDATION, by Isaac Asimov