Money...It can buy a House, but not a Home
It can buy a Bed, but not Sleep
It can buy a Clock, but not Time
It can buy you Status, But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine, but not Health
It can buy you Blood, but not Life
It can buy you Sex, but not Love
So you see money isn't everything -- and it often causes much pain and suffering. I tell you this because I am your Friend; and, as your Friend, I
want to take away your pain and suffering.
Send me all your money today and I will suffer for you (Cash only, please.).