16 things to do in a bathroom stall
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that!!!

3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silience with bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh s***!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "D***, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toliet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt iterratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!!"

10. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad oftoliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

12. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

13. Say, "D***, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

14. Play a well known song on your butt cheeks over and over again.

15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say,"Peek-a-boo!"

16. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"